Twats Crank at the Chopard party Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events By Lainey • May 18, 2010 05:31 am
Quiveration Riviera Quiver Goddamn he looks good in French sunshine. GodDAMN. Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams and the cast of Blue Valentine just came through here for the photocall. Michelle’s short very blonde hair is gorgeous. Perfect. Very, very chic. And while the dress was a little too dark perhaps for this By Lainey • May 18, 2010 03:02 am
Style Naomi & Woody Saturday night in Cannes for the premiere of You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger (positive reviews from 3 journalists I spoke with), Naomi Watts arrived on the carpet in pale pink Gucci and red lips. It was spectacular. Not sure if it’s photographing as well as it was By Lainey • May 17, 2010 08:48 am
Hook Ups No wonder Kate Hudson got new boobs Written by Sarah It’s because she’s girlfighting with Cameron Diaz. According to the New York Post, who is commenting on an US Weekly story, Cameron and Kate are fueding over Alex Rodriguez. Given the sources, I am disinclined to believe this, even though Cameron did fling with A-Rod By Lainey • May 17, 2010 06:39 am
Girlcrushes All day Cate Have run out of adjectives to describe her amazingness. Cate Blanchett is better than everyone. She was pink and regal during the day yesterday for the photo call and a few morning show interviews. I mean.. it’s just... the cape-ish shoulders and Jackie O vibe detail and her grace By Lainey • May 13, 2010 04:11 am
Style Short & Blonde for Cannes We leave for Cannes on Tuesday after a short few days in Toronto for Mother’s Day. It’s the same combination from 2 years ago: Laura, Dylan, and me, same as when Mischa Barton broke my arm. Hoping to avoid the hospital. Hoping not to avoid Ryan Gosling who By Lainey • May 07, 2010 11:51 am
Gossip Girl Leighton’s Met Disappointment and Spoiler Leighton Meester was in Madrid the other day on some kind of promotional tour for Herbal Essences. On Monday she was at the Met Gala dressed like horrible ass. It’s even more offensive because the year before she was without doubt one of the best of the event in By Lainey • May 07, 2010 06:15 am
Style MET Best: Chloe Sevigny The dress. For the person. It’s exquisite. Yes she needs darker lipstick, but it’s a very small detail in so much that was spectacularly right. And again bitches, we’re not dressing YOU. We’re dressing Chloe Sevigny at the Met Gala in Proenza Schouler with some cheeky By Lainey • May 04, 2010 09:33 am
Style MET Best Hair: SJP She does a hair flower better than anyone else. I want to do a hair flower one day. But mine is so slippery the flower wouldn’t stay. And I’d keep cocking my head to one said and my neck would crick. Fashion, so often, is about suffering. It By Lainey • May 04, 2010 07:36 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
Gorgessity MET Marion You’ll fight me on this one, I know it. It’s my Marion Cotillard. So of course she’s in Dior and it’s gorgeous and stunning and flawless because she is gorgeous and stunning and flawless. But... it’s a little safe. It would work at the palais By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:36 am
Gorgessity MET Most Dashing: Joshua Jackson How f-cking cute is Joshua Jackson? SO cute. And he’s so great at this event, year after year. Always. I spoke to him the first time he attended with Diane Kruger and he had to wait for her while she posed and he told me about how he pretty By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:38 am
Assy Style MET White-Off: Kiki vs Swifty Kiki. I’m with Kiki. You? Kirsten Dunst is wearing Rodarte for Gap. Compared to Emma Watson, as far as a one shoulder goes, Kiki’s is so much more interesting, especially the back. Quirky but still elegant, with personality, and totally suited to the night particularly paired with those By Lainey • May 04, 2010 05:20 am
Style MET Let Down: Emma Watson You’re shouting at me, I am wincing, and I am sorry. Because as you know, I love her so much. Sometimes in a way that might be considered off side. Like... I feel like she’s ours a little. The way we watched her grow, how proud we are By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:58 am
Assy Style MET Lavender Ass: Rosario Dawson & Carey Mulligan Pink, lavender, whatever... it’s ... objectionable. Like really, really insulting. I mean, that colour, it should be outlawed, with few exceptions, for people over 6, 7 max. And those weird tit cups. And that black bow. And that goddamn feather ruffle skirt. Anna please put a ban on this sh-t. By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:27 am
Style MET Pants: Tina Fey Duana emailed while the photos were being loaded last night and told me to get online so we could argue about the dress porn. But the game was on. And I couldn’t disturb the energy. So we emailed instead. But we only ended up discussing Tina Fey. Duana thought By Lainey • May 04, 2010 04:07 am
