BFFs One bitch she can’t step on Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Shit move. And he punished By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 06:28 am
Style Best: Maggie G Are we fighting? We are fighting, aren’t we? Because you hate it. You think it’s weird. You don’t think it’s pretty. Well it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She doesn’t do pretty. But it’s architecture. And it’s design. And it’s imaginative. And there are By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:44 am
Style Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:00 am
Style Best Dressed: Leonardo DiCaprio Mostly it’s the status. To sit next to Martin Scorsese, the legendary director’s current muse, and to stand with Robert DeNiro to present his award, the two flanking a Hollywood visionary as he’s honoured by the industry, on a night when the other director who turned him By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:49 am
Gorgessity Best Black: Penelope Cruz She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 04:16 am
Gorgessity Best Hair: Halle Berry And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:36 am
Style Quietest Globe Beard: George Clooney George has other things on his mind. Like, bless him, the Haiti telethon on January 22nd. But George arrived, always the consummate star, signed autographs for the bleacher fans, and his Italian Queen by his side. Would have been the moment of all moments if we could have seen George By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:51 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her hamstring By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
Girly Throw Downs Much better McAdams is not Kruger Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 09:00 am
Style The Italian Queen’s New York pants I’ve been accused at times of speaking in hyperbole but it’s impossible to overstate the Italian Queen’s impressive trajectory: in 6 short months she has been whitewashed and elevated, lauded by his friends and associates, accepted in the most elite circles. You think that Larson broad was By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 02:39 am
Style Jennifer Connelly shoe porn Arriving at Letterman today likely to promote Creation about Charles Darwin. Connelly plays Darwin’s wife and her real life husband Paul Bettany as the man himself. The film opens January 22nd. I always forget she won an Oscar. Because theirs is a low key life. They stay off the By Lainey • Jan 11, 2010 10:05 am
Style Shoes for the indulged Don’t often like Jessica Alba’s red carpet stylings. Last night however at the People’s Choice Awards – all over it. Love the dress so much. She’s growing out her fringe, the fuss-free, kinda dirty hair middle part works for me, and those shoes... for the pampered and By Lainey • Jan 07, 2010 03:57 am
Girlcrushes I’ll gladly share with her My husband. It’s a great relief to me now that Jacek’s quiveration preferences have changed since we’ve been together. When we met, he had Heather Graham on his list. He will argue that this is largely attributable to the fact that Austin Powers was his hero but By Lainey • Jan 06, 2010 07:18 am
Girlcrushes Emma Style Porn Sweet Jesus, Burberry is bringing it. Of course. Because the muse is Emma Watson. MAJOR style quiveration. This is the new Burberry campaign for 2010. Photos by Mario Testino who was, perhaps, the most tragic casualty of The September Issue. For serious. His shots of Sienna Miller were bullsh-t. And By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 06:37 am
Style GOOPy’s striped hat My Gwyneth was photographed in London this morning arriving at the gym in a long puffy coat. Word is it’s not exactly the Tracy Anderson Method anymore. Love that striped toque. I just bought a wool striped toque with a pompom top. My favourite. G is supposed to be By Lainey • Jan 05, 2010 02:16 am
Style Best of 2009: It’s a famine of beauty! It’s a famine of beauty, honey! My eyes are stahving for beauty! This was my ringtone for a few months earlier in the year. Oh Andre Leon Talley. Oh Anna Wintour. Or Grace f-cking brilliant Coddington… It’s not just the quote, it’s every minute of The September By Lainey • Dec 31, 2009 03:30 am
