Smutty Surgery Third Lip, red lips, and big teeth Third Lip was painted red yesterday at the London premiere of Nine. Third Lip looks smaller in red, non? Or is that because the teeth are now so big? Many of you have written to remark on Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s teeth. Do they seem enlarged? Veneers? Poor Third By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 02:31 am
Bad Style Up in the Air Opens tomorrow. You must go see. Up in the Air has scored a 92% rating among Top Critics on Rotten Tomatoes, it’s considered a major contender during awards season, and this is George Clooney’s best performance. I screened it with a theatre full of journalists at TIFF. They By Lainey • Dec 03, 2009 06:10 am
Style There’s a good girl It’s like talking to a toddler. When everyone gathers around to watch as she successfully puts one foot in front of the other without falling, or goes to the bathroom by herself, or speaks in a short proper sentence for the first time. What a good girl! Who’s By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 02:51 am
Bad Style Tight shirt, tight pants, big hair Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz continue to shoot Knight & Day in Seville, Spain, spotted yesterday walking around set. As you can see, he’s working it in a slimming black tight tee with brown skinnies like he wishes it was 1999, or that he could style it like Brad By Lainey • Dec 02, 2009 02:13 am
Cheating Loins GOOPy Wellies After a luxe weekend in Marrakesh with her surprising new bestie Jennifer Aniston, my imaginary bestie Gwyneth Paltrow is now back in London, photographed today surveying the progress on her home expansion. As previously reported, she and Chris Martin bought the place next door and are merging the two into By Lainey • Dec 01, 2009 03:18 am
Quiveration Ewan’s family ride Didn’t think I could love Ewan McGregor more… until I saw his family vehicle. So.F-cking.Badass. This is Ewan with his wife and kids kicking around Brentwood on the weekend, hotter than ever in a white tee, rockin’ a little James Dean vibe of his own. SWOON. Ewan By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 03:45 am
BFFs GOOPy’s Thanksgiving with Jennifer Aniston How do you get on one of these lists? Shinan Govani is on these lists. He was one of the privileged guests invited to the opening of the new La Mamounia Hotel in Marrakesh and according to his Twitter Gwyneth Paltrow arrived with the woman she once dismissed as “that By Lainey • Nov 27, 2009 02:42 am
Gorgessity Well hello Saoirse It’s been, what, 3 years since Atonement? She’s like a new person. And her face has changed too, non? I used to think Saoirse Ronan looked exactly like Chloe Sevigny. It’s becoming less and less, now almost not at all. When we were prepping for the Oscars By Lainey • Nov 25, 2009 02:07 am
Style Microphone embellishment Rihanna performed on Good Morning America today. What do you call that? A mic stand? Let’s go with mic stand. This mic stand is badass. I love it. I love the initial. I love the knuckle loops at the end. I want one. I want to walk around with By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 08:30 am
Sports Missed malfunctions and ARod’s ass Not sure what Granny and Kate Hudson were presenting. This is because I was too distracted by Kate’s dress and whether or not she’d end up showing us some nipple. She was cognisant of it too. So she kept fidgeting with her chest, which only made me obsess By Lainey • Nov 23, 2009 02:20 am
Famewhores Posh on sex, burgers, and her tan I really love that the source article for this post is filed under “Healthy Lifestyle”. Victoria Beckham? What? It’s from Us Weekly – click here for more. Posh’s interview with Allure. She claims she prefers sex to sleep because she shares a bed with David Beckham but… Not sure By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 08:12 am
Famewhores Philanthropic Posh It’s like her boys are the Princes William and Harry and she’s grooming them for a life of public service. Here’s Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new Hello Magazine with son Brooklyn who has now become one of Save the Children’s youngest “celebrity advocates” By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 08:23 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Naomi Watts Nuvo Magazine A beautifully styled Naomi Watts is on the cover of the new issue of Nuvo Magazine. It’s a very flattering article, almost too flattering, like the writer would jump off a building for her, but there are a few insightful anecdotes from Watts, in particular about David Lynch and By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 06:41 am
Bad Style Young breasts It’s good genes, sure. And some tape, of course. But it’s also youth. They stand up on their own like that at her age. I mean look at them. From the front, from the side, the way they hold up …it’s just not possible. Her body is By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 05:12 am
Girlcrushes Bad pants and loud screams Friday afternoon at MuchMusic – Laura and I were working late, unable to escape the building before MOD where New Moon stars Kellan Lutz and Bronson Pelletier were making an appearance. They’d been lining up all day, and the anticipation only increased over the hours, unleashing itself in the form By Lainey • Nov 16, 2009 03:21 am
Twilight Vaginal Hard-on Kristen Stewart is giving me one. And I’ve no doubt she’s giving Anna Wintour one. It’s only a matter of time. Kristen Stewart covers Vogue. Soon. Before Posh. Yes. Must. Annie Leibovitz? Sure, I guess. But can you imagine Stewart in the hands of Steven Meisel? Or By Lainey • Nov 13, 2009 06:33 am
