Style Saoirse is versatile Lovely Saoirse Ronan is still promoting The Lovely Bones which, after a pushed back release, hasn’t been performing too badly. Obviously not the awards bait it was predicted to be last summer after critical annihilation but with a revamped marketing strategy focusing on teen girls, Bones isn’t a By Lainey • Jan 26, 2010 01:11 pm
Chinese Squawking Chicken Now that’s a coat It’s Burberry, of course it is. The new Burberry is not for my mother. She has a lot to say about this. She’s has two Burberry trenchcoats, a navy long one that’s 20 years old, and a shorter khaki about 15 years old, both in perfect condition. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 11:30 am
Girlcrushes Best SAG: Marion & Diane Both have the Guillaume Canet connection and they were seated at the Weinstein table. Awkward or no? There was a lot of white at the SAGs. I’m biased, I guess, but no one was better than my Marion Cotillard. The side swept hair, so chic, the short length was By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 01:13 am
Quiveration SAG Men: Firth & Ham A Single Man + Mad Men = lady boners. What’s up Pitt and Pattinson, now THIS is a beard. Jon Hamm is the American sex. And Colin Firth, sigh, is the British elegance. We differ however on their ladies. I just... Jennifer WestFeldt...the camera whoring, unintentional or not, is making By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:35 am
Style SAG Imitation of Hilary Swank: Kate Hudson How did Kate Hudson manage to get up on stage twice? (We’ll discuss the Pippy connection later). This is how you know our girl is manslinging HARD. Because she wore a dress for a nominee. When Hilary Swank did it, she was the leading contender for Best Actress Oscar. By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:20 am
Bad Style Old SAG girl beats New SAG girls: Helen Mirren Relax. Old doesn’t have to pejorative. Old in this case is simply the opposite of “new”. Old in this case is also better than new. Because confronted with all these fresh, young faces, Helen Mirren stood stately and superior above them. That’s a sexy bitch, non? STUNNING. A By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 12:15 am
Style Busted bun weave Looks like Posh is tired of her hair. But I never thought Posh would pull a Chicken Fried Britney. Check her out at Heathrow today in a rather understated (for her) airport outfit holding up a busted looking bun weave at the back of her head. That’s like do- By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 09:36 am
Thinnification Skinny calves Jessica Alba was out with her baby yesterday in the rain wearing the Prada harness strap boots, same as Penelope Cruz last month. I tried these boots on at Saks in New York a few weeks ago. They were on sale but it didn’t matter. Because they would not By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 08:20 am
BFFs One bitch she can’t step on Jennifer Lopez attended the book launch for her makeup artist Scott Barnes last night in New York. They’ve reconciled after he quit her ass when she fake-invited him to her wedding only to have him work the entire time on her face without payment. Shit move. And he By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 06:28 am
Style Best: Maggie G Are we fighting? We are fighting, aren’t we? Because you hate it. You think it’s weird. You don’t think it’s pretty. Well it’s Maggie Gyllenhaal. She doesn’t do pretty. But it’s architecture. And it’s design. And it’s imaginative. And there are By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:44 am
Style Best Granny bird tits: Kate Hudson Manslinger wore white last night and came to flirt. She flirted with Billy Bush, she flirted throughout the off camera mingle sessions, she flirted at the Weinstein afterparty. In the end she went home empty legged, but it won’t be long. Kate Hudson will hook up soon. In the By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 07:00 am
Style Best Dressed: Leonardo DiCaprio Mostly it’s the status. To sit next to Martin Scorsese, the legendary director’s current muse, and to stand with Robert DeNiro to present his award, the two flanking a Hollywood visionary as he’s honoured by the industry, on a night when the other director who turned him By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 06:49 am
Gorgessity Best Black: Penelope Cruz She didn’t wear the same dress over and over. No, Lea Michele did that for her. So Pene went with all black, lace and contrasting stipes. It’s not for everyone – oh no – but Penelope’s is an old school glamour mixed modern. She can where others cannot. And By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 04:16 am
Gorgessity Best Hair: Halle Berry And body, and breasts, and skin, and everything. If we had to break it down, it would be only Halle all categories. Since that would eliminate the fun, I’m choosing hair. Because it’s so great to see her back with her iconic short hair after several years of By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 03:36 am
Style Quietest Globe Beard: George Clooney George has other things on his mind. Like, bless him, the Haiti telethon on January 22nd. But George arrived, always the consummate star, signed autographs for the bleacher fans, and his Italian Queen by his side. Would have been the moment of all moments if we could have seen George By Lainey • Jan 18, 2010 12:51 am
Girlcrushes The unfrumpy slit Marion Cotillard in Rome today at the premiere of Nine in an Angelina Jolie-esque matron back ensemble that at first glance is kinda frumpy and then she turned to the side and, well, not to get all perv but it’s hard for the eye not to follow her By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 10:32 am
