Gorgessity It fits! How many times have you seen Blake Lively wearing something 2 sizes too small? Remember the Golden Globes? Amazingly enough, last night at the CFDA Awards, Blake actually put on a dress that fit. And looked terrific. Super sexy, super fresh, super tanned but not obnoxiously so, and very, very By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 02:45 am
Style Do you want to touch it? Finally a good look at Kristen Stewart’s Joan Jett hair. Looks amazing. Really, really suits her. Twi-hards of course are now stabbing themselves, worried that Edward won’t love Bella anymore because she no longer has “pretty girl” hair. Please. These are the same people who think boys wear By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 07:34 am
Style Joan Jett > Bella Swan This one’s for you Em. Twi-hards are apparently losing their sh-t over Kristen Stewart’s hair. Cut. 80s banger chick styles. To play Joan Jett. I’m not f-cking crazy so am not sure why the panic but since Kristen is their “Bella Swan”, am assuming they’re freaking By Lainey • Jun 09, 2009 09:40 am
Style Granny goes missing She was supposed to present at the Tony Awards last night but … did you see Granny Freeze? I did not see Granny Freeze. Then again, I was flipping back and forth between the show and the Laker game but a photo search does not turn up a Granny Freeze either, By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 03:24 am
Baby and Bump Obsession GOOPy’s greasy legs Gwyneth Paltrow on The Tonight Show Thursday – did you watch? Spent the first 2 minutes wanting to blot her legs. I’m all for moisturiser but that sh-t was overkill. As usual, she was wearing a short dress and very high heels. And come on haters, admit it just once, By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:31 am
Girlcrushes Lady Noir in New York If I had to come back as a white person, I’d come back as Marion Cotillard. She’s perfect. It was very difficult to sit at the same restaurant recently with her and not beg her to be best friends. To eat my spinach risotto with my back to By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 12:08 pm
Style Drew’s active week She marched in protest against Prop 8 the other day and last night Drew Barrymore spoke at the 9th annual Lupus Ball in Beverly Hills…in flats! Love her for doing it in flats. Drew did not walk the carpet, only appeared on stage for a presentation, was super low By Lainey • May 29, 2009 04:20 am
Gorgessity Springtime Cameron Total gorgessity. After a few days in Hawaii, Cammie D was spotted in New York today, casual and stylish and long, wearing maybe the best hair of her career. Lately her hair looks amazing. SHE looks amazing. And there’s a lot more of her to see very soon. My By Lainey • May 28, 2009 08:57 am
Famewhores Shelfy’s Easy Virtue strip Last night at the NY screening of Easy Virtue – Jessica Biel propped up her Shelf Ass hard to promote her movie alongside Ben Barnes and Colin Firth. Hmmm…two for two this week on Colin Firth. Bonus. It’s actually not the worst she’s looked. Much better showing here By Lainey • May 12, 2009 01:51 am
Gossip Girl Kingston goes on tour Kingston Rossdale is so badass, I love him. And he can totally rock a beater tank. Here’s Kingston with No Doubt at LAX yesterday heading off just days before the kick off of their new tour. They’ll be here in Vegas on Saturday at Mandalay Bay…looks like By Lainey • May 11, 2009 07:53 am
Cheating Loins The real Posh… Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing By Lainey • May 11, 2009 03:03 am
Style What she’s most proud of… Until Anna finally pats her on the head and gives her a Vogue cover. Poor Posh keeps waiting and waiting and waiting. I love that bitch for holding out on her. Bet your concrete tits that saying “no not yet” to Victoria Beckham is Anna Wintour’s happy place. For By Lainey • May 06, 2009 07:44 am
BFFs Third Girl Night Stella McCartney, Liv Tyler, and Kate Hudson out again for the third night in a row (on Sunday there was some other party) last night in New York at the Time 100 Most Influential People in the World gala. They were seated together all three of them in the ballroom By Lainey • May 06, 2009 04:05 am
Twilight Here they come The Volturi. In Vancouver. Here are Michael Sheen and Jamie Campbell Bower arriving yesterday for New Moon. For those of you who are not familiar, Michael Sheen is the father of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter. It’s widely believed she left him for Len Wiseman during the filming of Underworld. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 08:11 am
Gorgessity This black dress Is f-cking exquisite. It’s Versace. Thematically similar to Shelfy’s dress (more on that later) only far superior. And of course on someone who can wear it. Never was pro-Claudia back in the day. Christy and Linda and Yasmine Ghauri, they did more for me especially on the runway. By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:30 am
Style It’s my IT band My ass has been aching for weeks. It’s my IT band. Even in a sitting position it’s cramping now. And when I drive. And especially when I sleep. Also, I have chronic neck and shoulder pain. I’m telling you this because I just popped in for quick By Lainey • May 05, 2009 06:05 am