Gossip Girl It can't be worse than this, right? Blake's wedding Marchesa will be revealed in Martha Stewart Weddings in the December issue which means we'll see it next month. SO excited. And nervous. I mean, Blake and Marchesa have brought us some f-cked up shit. Now imagine all that possibility exponentially increased in white By Lainey • Oct 18, 2012 11:58 am
Weddings Countdown to Blake’s wedding reveal Blake Lively has no movie projects lined up, nothing on her work schedule after wrapping the final season of Gossip Girl. But the way they’re managing the release of her wedding spread in Martha Stewart Weddings, it may as well be a premiere. And it’s working. I can’ By Lainey • Oct 16, 2012 04:34 pm
Girly Throw Downs Simon says Sit DOWN There was some stupid rumour circulating earlier this week that Simon Cowell was considering Taylor Momsen to host the US X Factor. When asked about it, Cowell was very clear about Taylor’s chances: "Who? I don't know who that is. Unless there's something someone& By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 05:57 am
BFFs Made to be best friends No disrespect to Europeans, but as I’ve always said, there’s a different benchmark for fame here. They get famous for less here (although I suppose with reality tv, it’s not a huge discrepancy anymore in North America) and they stay famous longer here. Taylor Momsen did something By Lainey • Nov 08, 2010 08:03 am
Parent Pimps What gives you away Is the smile Replaced by a scowl Only teenagers Match their expressions To their eyeliner Only teenagers are over Everything What gives you away Is that you Are just like them About as original as Writing a song about What gives you away Photos from Wenn.com and Splashnewsonline.com By Lainey • Sep 23, 2010 04:08 am
Girly Throw Downs Rihanna’s not badass enough for Jenny Humphrey Yeah so Taylor Momsen’s interview with Spin – have you read it? She’s so hardcore with her eyeliner and her band and the holes in her stockings, you know, like real rock’n’roll and other bitches like Rihanna are total pretenders. "People think pop is rock, and By Lainey • Aug 23, 2010 04:05 am
Parent Pimps The world’s coolest teenager Taylor Momsen, 16, is current performing with her band Pretty Reckless on the Warped Tour, seen here on her way to the stage in Columbia, Maryland yesterday. As you know, Momsen describes herself as no ordinary teen. She’s, like, way more artistically attuned, mature, wise, she feels stronger and By Lainey • Jul 21, 2010 03:33 am
Parent Pimps Garters in the winter Oh look, it’s Taylor Momsen walking around New York trying to give you a glimpse of her snatch. You like the garters? She thinks she’s so punk as f-ck, non? Taylor was heading to set on Gossip Girl. I was agonising with my friend LB this weekend about By Lainey • Dec 14, 2009 08:59 am
Gossip Girl GG politics and a Ryan Gosling story The episodes keep getting more pointless and ridiculous and this time there was no dress porn. No joy at all. Also Vanessa’s moral spray came back and sucked the happiness out of everyone. We were forced to care about Tripp, we continued to marvel at how Jenny doesn’t By Lainey • Nov 06, 2009 07:51 am
Gossip Girl Pat-Ro They tried to satirise Twilight on Gossip Girl on Monday. It would have been more clever if their fake Robert Pattinson wasn’t ugly. However “Patrick Roberts”, or Pat-Ro has Michelle dubbed him, was sickening. Wanted to throw up. Ew. He’s also not an open mouth breather. This is By Lainey • Oct 28, 2009 04:14 am
Assy Style 3 cracked out blondes Can you tell them apart? Barely. Lindsay Lohan is too busy to attend alcohol education classes. Because there’s a party every night. Monday evening in New York was the Whitney Museum Gala. Lilo arrived with the worst coloured face ever and a pink coat and flaunted her drugged up By Lainey • Oct 20, 2009 03:59 am
Gossip Girl Gossip Girl Chinatown You know it’s trouble when Chuck walks around saving people and being nice and sh-t and…giving massages. Where’s the bad? Not bad crazy but bad bad. Georgina’s bad has become Single White Female. Doesn’t count at all. The lack of bad means an increase in By Lainey • Oct 14, 2009 10:57 am
Gossip Girl No one misses Little J Like she can go missing for entire episodes at a time… doesn’t matter. Taylor Momsen conveniently forgets about this when she talks about how university isn’t important for an artist of her caliber. Then again, she looks up to Lindsay Lohan. Don’t expect too much. Apologies for By Lainey • Oct 02, 2009 11:58 am
Gossip Girl We hate V Hate. Her. The purpose of Vanessa on this show is to be an irritant. The purpose of Dan on this show is to suck. Last night’s Gossip Girl featured so much irritating suckage from both Vanessa and Dan, and no irritating suckage from Jenny at all. Taylor Momsen absent By Lainey • Sep 22, 2009 03:09 pm
Parent Pimps Mentorship By the time Lindsay Lohan was 17, she was living on her own at the Chateau Marmont, hooking up with older men, propositioning other older men, kicking off a crank journey that continues today. Taylor Momsen in 16. She says she feels much older. That she is more mature than By Lainey • Sep 16, 2009 05:24 am
Parent Pimps School is not for artists…or child stars Taylor Momsen celebrated her 16th birthday yesterday by performing with her band Pretty Reckless in New York. As you can see, she looks 16 the way Miley Cyrus does. And the way Ali Lohan does. In other words, 35 and plucked. Awesome. Taylor is also celebrating her Teen Vogue cover By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 04:03 am
