Bad Style Red dress, grey hair LOVE Taylor Swift. Love that Taylor Swift won. Hate that Taylor Swift looked like this. Hurts me that she looked like this. Taylor chose red for the carpet. Horrible beauty pageant red. She’s ancient in beauty pageant red. Even her hair is ancient in beauty pageant red. Grey hair! By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:05 am
Girly Throw Downs Taylor towers over LipGloss My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron By Lainey • Mar 11, 2009 04:11 am
Famewhores You can thank the Pip! Almost 20 million viewers tuned into the Grammy Awards last night which represented an increase of 11% compared to last year… CBS today is celebrating a huge success. Who to thank? How long will we have to wait for Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake to take the credit? You know how he By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 11:20 am
Parent Pimps Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 07:44 am
Bad Style Glitter at the AMAs Ugh. So over the Vegas look. And so over Christina Aguilera. Does she matter anymore? Her performance was my pee break, maybe because last night, as it was at the VMAs in September, it was another medley of old music. Seriously, that is some lame sh-t. Like if you have By Lainey • Nov 24, 2008 02:34 am
Girly Throw Downs Teen Triangle! F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, By Lainey • Nov 13, 2008 02:06 am
Break Ups The BoyBand Theory lives on I like Taylor Swift. She has assy hair but she seems sweet. Much sweeter than that massive bitch Carrie Underwood. So I feel badly that young Taylor Swift has had her heart broken and her gay virgin popped all in one shot. Welcome to the club, honey. Us Weekly is By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 08:10 am
