Thinnification Grammy ThinFace: Jennifer Hudson Jennifer Hudson has lost something like 80 pounds. She looks great. Which, sometimes I hate saying because, like in the example of Kelly Osbourne, somehow it feels like an invalidation of the size that came before. Having said that, Hudson is not Osbourne. She was very successful before Weight Watchers, By Lainey • Feb 14, 2011 01:37 am
Thinnification BAFTA Worst: Jennifer Lawrence Cut off her head and, well, wouldn’t you expect that it was Blake Lively wearing this dress? Maybe Blake Lively wouldn’t have worn that choker. So 90s. But you get the idea, right? There’s so much titty action happening here, and I’m not sure Jennifer Lawrence By Lainey • Feb 13, 2011 08:25 pm
Smutty Surgery Sexy or Try? Demi Moore showed up at the Glamour Reel Moments event last night in LA looking very beautiful, extra skinny, and showing some string bra. Sexy? Or Try? I want to defend the woman in her 40s who wants to do and wear whatever the f-ck she wants without being restricted By Lainey • Oct 26, 2010 04:22 am
Thinnification Few Answers, More Questions Written by Duana Last night's Mad Men immediately rewards me for my...faithful viewership? (Blatant Roger-Joan shipping? Ignorance of Don and Dr. Faye?) ...with a 'previously on' that promises all my favourite stuff will come straight to the forefront. And so it's not like By Lainey • Sep 20, 2010 07:43 am
Break Ups Emmy Breakup Thinnification Kelly Osbourne ditched her boyfriend Luke Worrell about six weeks after she supposedly caught him cheating. She arrived at the Emmys with a very small waist in a very tight dress – looked lovely, sure, but that’s a lot of littleness that seems to have happened over a short period By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 06:24 am
Parent Pimps No college for Miley Miley Cyrus is currently on holiday with her dad in Mexico, photographed on the beach yesterday at their resort. It’s a brief break before heavy promotion for her upcoming new album Can’t Be Tamed dropping June 22nd. While I was in Cannes, Miley performed Can’t Be Tamed By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:46 am
Thinnification SJP green ballet Sarah Jessica Parker attended the New York City Ballet spring opening last night. Love the jacket over the dress. Love. But... she is deathly thin right now, non? Like more so than usual. Perhaps it’s the stress of running after two babies and a preschooler. I’ll say it By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 07:02 am
Thinnification Skinny Spittle! Wonder if Jennifer Aniston ordered him to get rid of his carb face because over the last couple of weeks, Gerard Butler has de-carbed considerably. Wonder if weight loss leads to spittle reduction? Check him out on Letterman tomorrow night. He was there last night to pre-tape his appearance, counting By Lainey • Mar 16, 2010 03:27 am
Thinnification Date night? Reese Witherspoon was photographed after a blowout yesterday smartly dressed almost as though she was headed out immediately after. For a date? Word is she’s been casually seeing Jim Toth, an agent with CAA. CAA reps her, so it’s very possible it’s a business friendship, but a By Lainey • Mar 02, 2010 03:39 am
Girly Throw Downs Julia Roberts on the Thinnification of Taupe I’ve previously addressed her thinnification here and here. Now Julia Roberts is weighing in on it. F-cking LOVE her. Because she is such a sanctimonious cow. And she’s just getting worse. Julia Roberts is a yappy, loudmouthed bitch, except instead of screaming at the Chinese market, she’s By Lainey • Feb 04, 2010 03:42 am
Thinnification Skinny calves Jessica Alba was out with her baby yesterday in the rain wearing the Prada harness strap boots, same as Penelope Cruz last month. I tried these boots on at Saks in New York a few weeks ago. They were on sale but it didn’t matter. Because they would not By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 08:20 am
Thinnification Jacek, she’s too skinny Mila Kunis is one of my husband Jacek’s favourite girls. After Marion Cotillard and Penelope Cruz, Mila ranks along with Portman and McAdams and sometimes Shaki. But Mila last night turned up at the LA premiere of The Book of Eli looking much much smaller. Like scary smaller. Not By Lainey • Jan 12, 2010 03:22 am
Thinnification Taupe’s little arms I remarked on what I perceived to be her Thinnification the other day – click here if you missed it – and last night Taupe Jennifer Garner stepped out at the Children’s Defence Fund in LA showing off her little arms. Or maybe it’s just me. She just seems a By Lainey • Dec 04, 2009 06:52 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Taupe Jennifer Garner seemed to be in no rush to starve herself following the birth of 2nd daughter Seraphina born last January. Was great. Lately though… This is Garner after getting her hair done yesterday. She looks gaunt, her jeans are falling off of her, her hips, they’re scaring me, By Lainey • Nov 30, 2009 10:11 am
Thinnification Porny thinnifies again Jessica Simpson has been working hard at the gym. She’s been tweeting about it too. They say she’s taken off 15 pounds with her trainer, will likely be Daisy Duke shaped again by the time she promotes her beauty reality show. Alanis would say: Don’t you think? By Lainey • Nov 20, 2009 11:02 am
Break Ups Skinny Shelfy says she’s studying Of course she was. Her publicist always comes up with an excuse. So Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake was in Vegas all last week for his golf tournament which culminated yesterday. Saturday night, as previously mentioned, he and his friends performed at Mandalay Bay to raise money for Shriners Hospitals for Children. By Lainey • Oct 19, 2009 05:08 am
