Thinnification Shelf Ass in Vancouver She’s here. Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not being offered By Lainey • Sep 24, 2009 05:36 am
Jock Smut Porny’s skinny jeans It’s like that episode of Sex & the City – Miranda rediscovers her skinny jeans. Most women are familiar: we have fat jeans and we have skinny jeans. Fat jeans for when we suck. Skinny jeans for when we don’t suck as much. Jessica Simpson, since that amazing performance By Lainey • Jun 05, 2009 03:13 am
Thinnification Thinnification of Russell Crowe He’s scheduled to start shooting that Robin Hood movie soon – still no confirmation as to his role. This is Russell Crowe sneaking out of the Empire Awards last night in London looking much leaner than he has in… well… years. Be honest. He’s been portly for a while. By Lainey • Mar 30, 2009 08:29 am
Thinnification The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads By Lainey • Mar 26, 2009 03:04 am
Thinnification Oscar Thinnification: Victoria Beckham Posh! We get it! We’ll never ever question whether or not some yo yo crack whore dieter like Lindsay Lohan is thinner than you…never again. You keep it consistent. You maintain the Skinny. You relentlessly pursue the brink point of emaciation vs survival. You are the Boniest Queen By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 05:41 am
Thinnification Tom loves fast cars As reported last week, Tom Cruise drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 03:05 am
Thinnification She needs Tina A very, very, VERY thin Lindsay Lohan was spotted with her 40 year old sister Ali yesterday. Quite an achievement - to win a skinny-off against a 14 year old. Her legs in those jeans! Word is Lilo is in total denial about her relationship with Samantha Ronson. Apparently Samantha By Lainey • Jan 09, 2009 05:47 am
Thinnification Spittle and Lilo in Miami Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 07:03 am
Thinnification Lilo in white and one pink nail Pink middle finger on both hands - no doubt what’ll be the new nail trend by next week. Here’s Lindsay Lohan thin thin thin even in white yesterday picking up some dirty Chinese at Panda Express to share with Samantha before throwing it up or cranking it off By Lainey • Nov 04, 2008 01:57 am
Maple Leaf Shenae says she eats Posing with food means you’re actually eating the food…right? This is Shenae Grimes on the set of 90210 yesterday after a visit to craft services yesterday. Conveniently the paps happened to be there too… As you know, the stars of the show have been at the centre of By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 03:09 am
Thinnification Best Emmy Hair: Felicity Huffman Super bob. Age appropriate bob. Unfussy and uncomplicated and it looks amazing on her. Her body looks amazing on her too. But some say Felicity Huffman can be a little too body focused… A lot of attention is being paid of late to young actresses on tv and their dangerous By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 03:31 am
Thinnification All Night LiLo & SamRo She actually came. First annual eTalk Festival Party went down on Friday night to celebrate TIFF – as mentioned last week, Samantha Ronson was spinning… and wouldn’t you know it, she brought Lindsay Lohan with her. She was propped up on the 3rd floor, the DJ stage was surrounded by By Lainey • Sep 08, 2008 02:14 am
Thinnification Beverly Hills Thin-Off The new 90210 will premiere on September 2nd. You may recognise one of the stars of the show Shenae Grimes from Degrassi. Or not. Because Degrassi is enjoyed by millions and egregiously unrecognised in Canada. Here are Shenae and Jessica Stroup shooting scenes at The Komoko, location for the Peach By Lainey • Aug 20, 2008 06:20 am
Thinnification Single, Skinny, and Bobbed Anne Hathaway is no longer with that man who keeps bouncing cheques… looks like she celebrated her newfound single status with a blunt bob. Me likey. However, frenetic promotion for Get Smart (go go Get Smart!) is perhaps taking its toll. Anne was gaunt and tired today on morning television By Lainey • Jun 19, 2008 05:12 am
