Gorgessity Met Worst Couple Try: Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady Have you read Nicole Krauss’s The History Of Love? It’s such a beautiful, devastating book, you really should if you haven’t already. Anyway, there’s a part near the beginning as we’re being introduced to old Leo Gursky, who seems to finding ways to put off By Lainey • May 08, 2012 12:32 pm
Tom Brady It’ll be perfect in a week This is Tom Brady in LA yesterday shooting Funny Or Die. That looks like a pretty fresh haircut, right? The Met Gala is a week today. Gisele is almost always at the Met Gala and Tom always goes with her. In 7 days, his grow-out will be perfect. You know By Lainey • Apr 30, 2012 04:25 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession It’s all good in Boston For those of you who’ve been emailing about Tom Brady’s ring situation and whether or not it’s right between Tommy and Gisele... They were in Boston to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Fenway Park. All is good. Here they are leaving the stadium and then at the By Lainey • Apr 23, 2012 10:16 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Tom, Jack, and ring watch Tom Brady was photographed at Whole Foods in Brentwood yesterday with his son Jack. Gisele wasn’t around, or at least she wasn’t shot. You all remember the sh-t she took after the Super Bowl, right? Shortly after, Tom and Gisele went on holiday to Puerto Rico. Click here By Lainey • Apr 13, 2012 10:46 am
Quiveration Hot after losing Check out Tom Brady looking really, really hot in spectacles yesterday at the Laker game where, apparently, he was quite friendly with Kobe Bryant, for which certain members of the Boston media are sh-tting on him, but not as hard as they sh-t on him for his “ball-buster” of a By Lainey • Mar 12, 2012 12:20 pm
Girly Throw Downs Gisele’s response As you know, Gisele Bundchen has been taking all kinds of heat since the Super Bowl for getting caught on camera calling out the Patriots receivers to a group of friends that included, interestingly enough, other Patriots’ wives. Were those the same wives who are meangirling her in the press? By Lainey • Feb 08, 2012 05:15 pm
Jock Smut Gisele: meangirl gets meangirled Girl sh-t is the best sh-t. You know. So Gisele was overheard sh-tting on the Patriots receivers to a friend after the Super Bowl on Sunday night after getting heckled by a Giants fan. Click here for a refresher. That exploded in a huge story yesterday, almost overshadowing the result By Lainey • Feb 07, 2012 12:40 pm
Jock Smut The public consolation and criticism Jacek is a NY Jets fan. I am a Miami Dolphins fan. So it’s not like I’ll ever be super choked to see the Patriots not win the Super Bowl. Division rivalries are ugly. Having said that, as a gossip lover, of course I would have been happy By Lainey • Feb 06, 2012 11:19 am
Jock Smut Winning in the era of Gisele I LOVE this story. It might actually help clear up my congestion. As you know, the New York Giants meet the New England Patriots on Sunday at the Super Bowl. It’s NYC vs Boston. It’s a rematch. It’s ugly. It’s trash talk. It’s ...well... if By Lainey • Feb 02, 2012 12:03 pm
Jock Smut Hair Improvement Tom Brady's hair is much better than it's been in a while. Check him out training with the Patriots yesterday. Yay that the league managed to work things out for a new season! This is for Sarah from Cinesnark whose hard-on for him had been waning. By Lainey • Aug 04, 2011 09:44 am
Style Best Met Photobomb: Gisele & Ginnifer Check out Gisele Bundchen’s face behind Ginnifer Goodwin last night. Amazing, right? Shall we Photo Assumption? Errrrm... who invited all these Bs? Is that the girl from Twilight with the really bad pixie wig? To be fair, Ginnifer Goodwin is a few steps ahead of Ashley Greene. And her By Lainey • May 03, 2011 01:09 am
Quiveration Hot in Brazil I’m the kind of perv that when I see a hot couple, I automatically want to see them having sex. Like, I want to be there live when it happens. Too much? But when they’re really, really goodlooking, like cut from Zeus goodlooking, it’s almost biological isn’ By Lainey • Mar 07, 2011 08:40 am
Quiveration Tom Brady’s new deal It’s with Under Armour. He left Nike and has signed a multi-year deal with Under Armour and will be paid in Under Armour stocks. Very smart. It means he’ll keep getting paid long after his career is over. Under Armour has been aggressive lately, non? It’s everywhere. By Lainey • Nov 10, 2010 02:10 am
Quiveration Legs, hair, Miami Gisele Bundchen arrived with baby Benjamin in Miami yesterday after spending a few days in Paris for Fashion Week. Crazy.F-cking.Legs. Why Miami? It’s Monday night bitches. And Sanctimonious Supermodel Supermother is there to cheer on the Patriots as New England takes on my Dolphins. Both are 2 By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 04:47 am
Assy Style Bradley, Brady, and Renee Tom Brady went to the Celtics/Lakers game the other night and his hair was styled like this. And then Renee Zellweger was walking around with Bradley Cooper and family yesterday in New York and she was modelling the same bowl. Why is Tom Brady pissing on his hotness by By Lainey • Jun 10, 2010 10:26 am
Gorgessity MET Perfection: Gisele & Tom You have to see them in person. It’s CRAZY. The double gorgessity is CRAZY. Having seen them live before, at this event, pre-engagement and babies and loving it up hardcore, I know what it must have been like last night. They are ridiculous. I once walked by a colleague By Lainey • May 04, 2010 06:58 am
