Quiveration Starting early Training camp is still months away. But the sting of last season must still be burning. Either that or he needed an excuse to get out the house, a break from the babies. No judgy moms, timing out is not a terrible thing. It can’t be super fun awesome By Lainey • Mar 17, 2010 10:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Congratulations…dripped in acid Bitter Bridget still isn’t over it. As you know, Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen announced the birth of their son yesterday. It’s Brady’s second child. He and ex girlfriend Bridget Moynihan are the parents of little Jack. So Bridget felt compelled to release an acidic statement congratulating By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 03:54 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Non pregnant trench Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady have not officially confirmed they’re expecting even though it’s already been published in asskissy People which means it’s not only totally true, but that the magazine received the couple’s secret endorsement. G recently posed for London Fog in a new campaign. By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 05:53 am
Jock Smut Tom’s happy father’s day Tom Brady spent Father’s Day in LA with his son Jack. He looks happy. For so many reasons. Obviously because he’s with his son, and it’s been a couple of weeks since he’s been training for most of the month back east, and also of course By Lainey • Jun 22, 2009 03:43 am
Jock Smut Ultimate Challenge to the Celebrity Baby Theory Here it is… Gisele Bundchen is reportedly pregnant. People says so. Which means Gisele and Tom Brady are approving the non-official announcement even though Radar had exclusively sourced it weeks ago. At the time, Tom denied it. But as I had also mentioned, no one in Boston was buying. So By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 12:48 pm
Jock Smut Tom says no It was reported last week that Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are expecting. They visited a medical clinic together. No immediate denial ensued, everyone assumed they had made a perfect zygote. After practice today with the Patriots, Tom was asked about it. His answer: No. He also shook his head. By Lainey • May 28, 2009 02:01 pm
Jock Smut Tom, Gisele, and baby in Vancouver! Bridget Moynihan is in town shooting Ramona and Beezus with Selena Gomez. So newlyweds Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen flew in for a couple of days to spend time with the baby. It was beautiful in Vancouver on Friday. They spent the afternoon exploring the city, took the ferry over By Lainey • Apr 27, 2009 01:39 am
Jock Smut Brady meets the parents The world’s prettiest couple in Brazil to meet her family – Gisele Bundchen brought Tom Brady home for a family reunion, presenting him for the first time as her husband. Bitch! The normally reticent couple, especially around the paps, seemed in great spirits, not hiding from cameras, even smiling for By Lainey • Mar 16, 2009 03:28 am
Jock Smut Tom in a suit Yum. It’s Tom Brady yesterday heading to a meeting along with new wife Gisele Bundchen but as usual they made sure photographers did not catch them together, nor were they wearing their rings. This detail has been noted and studied all morning. Not really sure why this is such By Lainey • Mar 03, 2009 04:53 am
Gorgessity Mr & Mrs Perfect Oh GiGi, you so sneaky. Despite numerous reports of an engagement, and subsequent numerous denials, Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady yesterday in Santa Monica. Us Weekly broke the story first and given the details, it sounds like G and T had been planning for a while. It happened at a By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 01:22 am
Jock Smut Pretty soon we'll stop caring Am on Oscar press duty at the moment so blogging from blackberry - sorry for rushed text. So last week People reported Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady got engaged. If People says it it has to be true right? Well now she's given an intv in Brasil denying By Lainey • Jan 22, 2009 04:55 am
Jock Smut Mrs Brady-to-be Gisele went home to Brazil the other day, walked the runway at Sao Paolo fashion week. Not exactly tops on Anna Wintour’s radar but G is nothing if not loyal though she’d probably never wear those jeans off the catwalk. The newly engaged Gisele would not comment on By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:56 am
Hook Ups The wedding I would crash Definitely Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. And this time it’s official. Because People says so, which means they’ve totally sanctioned the message. According to the magazine, he proposed on Friday with a diamond solitaire. Her team is supposedly working out a press release sometime this week...? Not really By Lainey • Jan 12, 2009 07:00 am
Jock Smut Are you engaged? Tom Brady went out for groceries today in Pacific Palisades. It was reported over the holidays that he’d proposed to Gisele though the engagement has been quickly denied by his family. Both are so private, and not in a contrived way, they’d probably refuse to confirm it even By Lainey • Jan 05, 2009 11:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Kiki vs MKO…and rejected too! Miami’s Art Basel convention attracted a few twats last week. Two of them apparently faced off. Wednesday night at some party, Kirsten Dunst and Mary Kate Olsen were at the same table when girl sh-t quickly ensued, probably something about who rocks a better dirty hobo style, and they By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 01:35 am
Jock Smut The alternative to Pitt Porn While there really is no worthy substitute, and porn preferences are obviously personal, for purely aesthetic appreciation, it can’t get much better than Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. Would be like watching two angels f-cking. But they’re so private all the time, hiding from the paps, declining to By Lainey • Nov 20, 2008 02:28 am
