Girly Throw Downs She’s a Survivor Destiny’s Child’s Survivor shuffled onto my iPod last night. I haven’t heard it in a while and I haven’t paid attention to the lyrics in even longer. Am now convinced it should be Katie Holmes’s theme song. Google that right now and see for yourself. By Lainey • Jul 09, 2012 11:23 am
Break Ups These people are not Church approved They can’t be, right? Because they’re part of New Katie’s life. New Katie has cut off everyone who’s connected to Scientology. Not sure yet who accompanied her and Suri yesterday in New York but these people are certainly not approved by Xenu. And, well, I really By Lainey • Jul 06, 2012 10:59 am
Break Ups Sad is not enough After his lawyer, Bert Fields, accused Katie Holmes’s team of “playing the media” yesterday - click here for a refresher - Tom Cruise tried to solicit some sympathy for himself. PEOPLE.com reports that Tom’s birthday earlier this week was a “sombre” occasion, “very very sad”, spent with By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 01:30 pm
Girly Throw Downs Katie Holmes: Skywalker, Neo, and Harry Potter Here are some old shots from July 2008. Scientology head David Miscavige tagged along with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to watch a race. You know, because Tom and David are manly men on motorcycles and sh-t. Miscavige of course was also the best man at their wedding. Ex-Scientologists have By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 12:27 pm
Break Ups New Katie & Old Katie & Old Katie Before we begin today’s Tom and Katie divorce coverage, let’s start on a lighter note. My friend Caleigh sent this awesome reminder of amazingness out to a few of us yesterday and I thought you might like it too. June 2000. There is so much happening here I By Lainey • Jul 05, 2012 11:07 am
Break Ups Tom’s lawyer speaks You know this already but I’ll repeat it anyway... This sh-t will be UGLY. Tom Cruise’s lawyer, Bert Fields, has released a statement according to the BBC. And his words are SHARP: “Tactically we can't say where Tom will file a divorce case and if he& By Lainey • Jul 04, 2012 01:37 pm
Media Manipulation Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher: Mission Impossible? The Jack Reacher trailer has been released. And what timing too. More on this in a minute... But what’s with the music? Just me or does it sound like Mission: Impossible? So Tom Cruise is supposed to be a badass. Righteous. Able to take on several thugs all by By Lainey • Jul 04, 2012 11:46 am
Jessica Alba Two former candidates Sofia Vergara is currently on holiday with her on-again boyfriend Nick Loeb. Jessica Alba was in Paris yesterday for fashion week. Both were allegedly former candidates for the position that eventually ended up going to Katie Holmes. Sofia’s name has come up often in recent days. Rumor has it By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 01:36 pm
Media Manipulation Don’t let them down Two of the Church of Scientology’s major figureheads have taken a public relations beating recently. John Travolta, as we know, has been an on and off disappointment to Xenu for a long time. The Thetan spirit however must be quite shaken over Tom Cruise’s current troubles. His wife By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 12:43 pm
Break Ups Tom Cruise’s 50th Birthday And his now-estranged wife, Katie Holmes, dropped a divorce on his ass. You know I love a good conspiracy theory but the consensus really is the truth this time - he was not expecting it, it was not planned, there was no contract that terminated; 100% he was surprised, and, By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 11:25 am
Jennifer Lopez Intro for July 3, 2012 Dear Gossips, Welcome back to those of you returning from long weekend in Canada. It was a regular work day here yesterday. For up to date posts on the Tom & Katie situation, please scroll down or click here, here, and here to get caught up. It’s a fluid By Lainey • Jul 03, 2012 10:07 am
Break Ups Freedom doesn’t come stylish Please scroll down or click here, here, and here for the first 3 articles today on Katie leaving Tom to get caught up. This is the first sighting of Katie Holmes since playing Tom and Xenu on Friday. Check it - there’s no ring on her hand now. Scientologists By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 05:00 pm
Break Ups Katie, Nicole, and Rupert I find it pretty rich that Rupert Murdoch, who could out-sinister Dick Cheney and Karl Rove, is attacking Scientology but whatever, that’s another conversation. Murdoch, who is very, very close with Nicole Kidman, which is why none of his tabloids ever sh-t on her, was tweeting this weekend about By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 12:12 pm
Break Ups Katie vs Xenu Scientology is being blamed for the breakdown. Specifically, Katie’s desire to block the Church from turning her daughter into the Little Sci. What started it though, according to my sources, is Katie’s desire to live in New York full time. She’s been pushing for it for over By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 11:39 am
Break Ups Katie Holmes is a Baller This is the cover of the new PEOPLE. Not surprisingly, the magazine is going heavy on Katie leaving Tom, especially since Katie’s team gave them an advance on the announcement, confirming with them first that she’d filed for divorce. It’s just another in a series of very By Lainey • Jul 02, 2012 10:46 am
Break Ups Robo unshackled This is why we live in fear on Fridays. Because these motherf-ckers always wait until the very last minute before the weekend before giving us extra work. I’m in the news studio right now. We’re reshuffling etalk around. And the local newsroom just exploded too. This must be By Lainey • Jun 29, 2012 02:37 pm
