Katie Holmes The GMD and striped Robo Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think the By Lainey • May 26, 2010 10:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession She has friends? Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly Tom swept her off her feet and they were in By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise: his bff is laughing too He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect Xenu By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:07 am
Fontrum A new Fontrum world record New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. And then there’s Tom Cruise and Robo. Every time they love each publicly it’s By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:46 am
Tom Cruise Tom is the boss Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:03 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Katie front and centre At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. Tom was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:59 am
Parent Pimps Indistinguishable I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 10:21 am
Amazingness Tom’s Oscar tan With the exception of the Brange and Depp, all the heavy hitters are in town for Oscar week. It’s when sh-t gets done. And what would a high profile week be without the presence of Tom Cruise reminding us that he’s still relevant? Tom spoke last night at By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 07:46 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Xenu fertility For the rest of the world, most of the time, babies are conceived when two people get together and have sex. On occasion, when that isn’t successful, science is involved. These procedures however do not include purging aliens from our reproductive tracts. Unless of course you’re a member By Lainey • Mar 01, 2010 05:13 am
Hook Ups Cammie & the Fraud? CAA always has a huge party every Superbowl weekend. Needing to give his career a boost, Tom Cruise and Robo Katie Holmes showed up with his Knight & Day co-star Cameron Diaz to remind us that he’s a big star. ARod was there too. And they posed together for By Lainey • Feb 08, 2010 04:13 am
Chills Chills Chills Xenu for Haiti Tom Cruise and John Travolta were unable to participate in George Clooney’s Hope For Haiti Now telethon because they were committed to another event - the Living Legends of Aviation. Apparently Tom was receiving a prize for flying his bigboy plane. After the ceremony, both Cruise and Travolta with By Lainey • Jan 25, 2010 08:58 am
Posing Stop stealing Tom’s pose Please! He is an original. And his classic pose “playing” in the playground should never be imitated. It is never the same. EVER. But here’s Cristiano Ronaldo, in his new ads for Armani, holding onto his imaginary business in his pocket fronting like he’s the sweaty pervy equivalent By Lainey • Jan 13, 2010 08:58 am
Assy Style Robo’s lumberjack heels Katie Holmes went shopping yesterday on her own … with bodyguards. Wonder what Little Sci is getting from Hermes. Along the way, she ran into a friend and remembered how to smile. Exhausted from all the money spending, Katie hit up the Starbucks for a coffee break. You will note, she’ By Lainey • Dec 24, 2009 02:40 am
Movie Reviews and Previews 2 movie stars in a trailer As you know, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz have been working on a new movie called Knight & Day. A trailer has just been released. I like their chemistry. And I like the look of it. And while I’m not saying it’ll be the best sh-t ever of By Lainey • Dec 22, 2009 04:18 am
Hollywood Closet Tom Cruis: singing meals & jumpy claps I’ve heard some f-cked up civilian dinner stories. Like real people acting like assholes over steak. And what bites my ass so hard is that I’m not allowed to share most of them. You wouldn’t believe the way some people behave. So in that respect, in comparison, By Lainey • Dec 17, 2009 06:51 am
Frauds Robo drinks a beer Cameron Diaz joined Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes at the Sevilla vs Glasgow soccer game last night. Katie seemed much more animated than usual, non? Was it the beer? Robo gets smashed? Look at her all touchy feely and tipsy. This will be me tonight too with my Darren at By Lainey • Dec 10, 2009 02:39 am
