Xenu A Big NOT Sci party Here’s what’s weird: Every night I scan the photo agencies so I can get a sense of what I might write about the next day. These photos were up right before I went to bed – Will Smith with Jada and Tom Cruise and several other celebrities and the By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 04:31 am
Amazingness Spot the difference Tom Cruise at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of Mission Impossible 3 in 2006 or Taylor Lautner in Pittsburgh yesterday shooting Abduction? Please. It’s everything. It’s the body type, it’s the mannerisms, it’s the overacting, it’s everything. And these days, Tom Cruise Jr has a By Lainey • Jul 13, 2010 03:57 am
Amazingness TOMZINHO! Apparently it means “Little Tom”, gifted to Tom Cruise in Rio de Janeiro last night at the Brazilian premiere of Knight & Day. He doesn’t look thrilled about it. Or maybe that’s just his box office. As you already know, Knight & Day has underperformed, still not able By Lainey • Jul 07, 2010 03:46 am
Katie Holmes Why is handholding so complicated? These two, on a date to see Denzel Washington in “Fences” last night, with their presentations and their chivalry, it’s all great for the Princess types but for bitches like me it just looks so f-ckin’ complicated. Their hands, and the manoeuvring, and the repositioning, can you walk By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 03:59 am
Amazingness The Spanish Presentation! White dress, skinny jeans, this was the Cruise attire last night on the red carpet in Spain for the premiere of Knight & Day. Am trying very hard to say good things, want very badly for Knight & Day to be a success. But it’s really hard when there’ By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 04:01 am
Dumbass Bad billboards: the GMD edition We’ve been driving around LA for 3 days now and they’re everywhere – Knight & Day billboards promoting Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz. But where are Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz??? These budget ass silhouettes are making me crazy. Every time we pass one it makes me crazy. Like By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 05:44 am
Style The GMD’s MTV Try It was totally funny for Tropic Thunder. It was a little less funny during the movie’s closing credits and on the DVD. It was I guess ok funny to do it for the MTV Movie Awards ads. It was definitely not funny when he opened the show. And it By Lainey • Jun 07, 2010 02:52 am
Tom Cruise The GMD slaps some boy ass He just wishes it was Robert Pattinson’s. Seen these? For those who haven’t, it’s Tom Cruise reprising his memorable role from Tropic Thunder as Les Grossman in two ads for the upcoming MTV Movie Awards airing June 6th. The first is a play on Risky Business. For By Lainey • May 31, 2010 11:07 am
Gwyneth Paltrow GOOP’s temporary space If you hate Gwyneth, and most of you do, you will DESPISE the new GOOP. But you will also read every word. Because it’s about home design. And there are a million home design shows on tv for a reason. Don’t lie. You’re already looking at the By Lainey • May 27, 2010 04:27 am
Katie Holmes The GMD and striped Robo Like I said, this guest list at the National Movie Awards tonight in London was quite impressive. Tom Cruise is a major get. And he showed up tonight with a geo-striped dress that looks better when she’s stationary than when she’s moving around. Partly because I think By Lainey • May 26, 2010 10:13 am
Baby and Bump Obsession She has friends? Robo Katie was spotted yesterday hooking up with “friends” before taking Little Sci out for ice cream. Remember when Katie Holmes and Chris Klein broke up and she was enjoying her freedom in NYC and dating Josh Hartnett and suddenly Tom swept her off her feet and they were in By Lainey • May 25, 2010 03:00 am
Girly Throw Downs Tom Cruise: his bff is laughing too He’s been a pop culture punch line for years now thanks to his fontrum-y love for Katie Holmes and Oprah’s couch and Matt Lauer’s glibness and, well, somewhere along the way, Tom Cruise just became painfully uncool. So we laugh at him. But did you expect By Lainey • May 10, 2010 03:07 am
Fontrum A new Fontrum world record New visitors to the site keep asking me about Fontrum. Click here for the Urban Dictionary definition. Fontrum is occurring with more frequency. Because people these days have no f-cking shame. See reality television. And then there’s Tom Cruise and Robo. Every time they love each publicly it’ By Lainey • May 05, 2010 08:46 am
Tom Cruise Tom is the boss Doesn’t he look it? Stealthy Tom Cruise was photographed yesterday in Long Beach on the set of Knight & Day. It’s been weeks, maybe longer, since we last saw him. Always the wife, always the Little Sci, but very infrequently the GMD. He has many secret missions. And By Lainey • Apr 30, 2010 05:03 am
Katie Holmes Tom & Katie front and centre At the Laker game on Friday sitting beside Jeffrey Katzenberg. Tom was also Katzenberg’s guest last May during the playoffs. Keeping up good relations. Speaking of seeing exes, Penelope Cruz and Javier Barden were at that game too, seated in a much less prominent section. If there was a By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 03:59 am
Parent Pimps Indistinguishable I’m telling you, Tom Cruise Jr really IS Tom Cruise Jr. In so many ways. This is Taylor Lautner leaving LAX today. Side by side, see for yourself. Right? And the security detail too. It’s the same! Tom Cruise and Tom Cruise Jr. They same body type, the By Lainey • Mar 19, 2010 10:21 am
