Tom Cruise Hot Harry beats Beaver Will Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt All Hail The Chosen One Pages of the new Hello Magazine – the entire family photographed in Cambodia and The Chosen One prominently on display. Look. At. This. Child. Actually…let me clarify: the close up is gorgeous. In the family shot, she looks kinda fake. Totally beautiful…but fake. Another thing while I’m at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Loving Will, Pulling for Will In the smoke and mirrors world of Hollywood, there are some sales that you buy wholeheartedly and some that you plain ridicule. Tom Cruise comes to mind for the latter. Will Smith is my example of the former. And this is why his recent and overt public intimacy with Tom By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa at 35 Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim It’s a shame, really. A shame that Tom Cruise couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears at 25 A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one of By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise TomKat: The Rossum never ends Just when you thought there couldn’t possibly be another wedding photo – Tom pulls another gerbil outta the scientological magic hat and delivers one more gem. The cover of Hello Magazine due out this week – fireworks, smiles, and sparkles…always the hallmark of a gay wedding, this time the hallmark By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams on the Sidelines Even I, the most shameless of Beckham cheerleaders, have to admit this is a little embarrassing: he spends more time in the glass box these days than he does on the pitch, and while the paycheque keeps rolling whether or not he actually plays, such images certainly do little for By Lainey • Nov 27, 2006 07:00 am
Janet Jackson How Pacey Escaped the Crazy Forget the Italian wedding… You want sweet? You want romantic? Have a look at Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger – adorable, non? Two things I love about these photos: 1. the obvious tender moment. I’m almost embarrassed to be posting pictures of a couple so genuinely in love captured in By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Stav’s Chicken Nuggets It’s a few days old, buried under the avalanche of the Cruise, but worth your time anyway. Have you ever heard the Greek Stav speak? Seriously…his voice trips me out! Goddess bless X17 for the video – have a listen. He speaks a little French, surprisingly deep, the “Chicken By Lainey • Nov 20, 2006 07:00 am
Katie Holmes JLo & the GMD As you know, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are going to the wedding…some say it’s because Marc has been asked to perform – innocent enough, right? Hmmmm… Do you recall JLo’s growing bond with Leah Remini? Over the summer, shopping, lunching, walking, scientologising perhaps for the benefit of By Lainey • Nov 16, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Words of Wisdom from an Unlikely Wiseman Mickey Rourke has butchered his face but once in a while, the man does speak some sense: “[My therapist] saved my f*cking life and my career. I don’t care what Tom Cruise says about therapy. F*ck him. Pick on Poor Brooke Shields. People need medicine and they By Lainey • Nov 07, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Plastic Posh to Plastic Heaven? The Los Angeles Galaxy have confirmed they are interested in signing David Beckham, on the heels of yet another disappointing match on Sunday for Real Madrid. David has been benched often this season and given that he has not been shy about an American migration, news today that the Galaxy By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Keith Urban Keith Urban set free? Covering my Chinese ass…you get the drill. Word from source in Nashville – rumour has it he’s out of rehab, did his two week duty, allegedly more for PR purposes than for actual treatment and is now a free man...from the centre, of course, and not from the By Lainey • Nov 06, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The GMD Reborn: Katie pays off In case you haven’t heard, MGM has given Tom Cruise a new job. A MUCH better job than before, a much more lucrative job than before – with more power and clout and prestige. Tom and Paula Wagner will run United Artists, and while it’s one thing for Paramount By Lainey • Nov 03, 2006 07:00 am
