Kevin Federline The Daily Rossum: Junior re-proposes Tori Spelling and KFed Jr are apparently concerned that you and I will forget that they are married…and expecting a baby. Even though there are cameras chronicling every fetal movement, every pre-labour shopping spree, every tasteless purchase at her tasteless estate auction, somehow they’ve found yet another By Lainey • Dec 28, 2006 07:00 am
Donald Trump Trump on Rosie: Queen-sized Temper I have never been as entertained watching The View as I have been over the last few months. And I have ALWAYS loved The View. When I was between jobs, when this column was just a fledgling newsletter, when Star Jones was still a fortuitous feng shui fattie, The View By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Scarlett Johansson Josh and…Gisele? Yesterday Page Six revealed full-on PDA from last Friday between Josh and Scarjo. Today they say suggestions of reconciliation may have been a little premature as the next night he was seen givin’er, also in public, with Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett Johansson AND Gisele Bundchen??? Call me Cruise but By Lainey • Dec 21, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan This could be Lilo Drew Barrymore. Absolute f&cking gorgessity at the We Are Marshall premiere last night supporting McG, director of the film and also co-collaborator on the Angels. Let me pull a Cruise here and overdose on the superlatives: Drew is marvelous, magnificent, amazing, inspiring, beautiful, and above all, Drew By Lainey • Dec 15, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: PDA Clinic Continued in Vogue Remember what I wrote the other day about the Pitts" PDA Clinic? A lesson to Tom and his prisoner on how to sell intimacy without bringing on worldwide ridicule? It's subtle you see. Hands and body language, the suggestion of jungle hotness without having to get down By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise My Leo’s Double Honour My #1 (and sorry, I still can’t figure out how to update the Freebie Five) received two nods for Best Actor with Forest Whitaker, Peter O’Toole, and Will Smith rounding out the rest but his double honour pushed out Ryan Gosling who has earned widespread critical praise for By Lainey • Dec 14, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts & People: campaign, campaign, campaign And courting the MiniVan Majority. I warned you… the Pitts have replaced Tom Cruise and Britney’s poonie and they continue to be everywhere, including the latest issue of People Magazine named as the Family of the Year. Exclusive interview, she talks Brad, she talks kids, she talks Zahara who By Lainey • Dec 13, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt The Pitts: a PDA clinic You don’t kiss for three minutes on camera and release the footage to the world press. You don’t envelop each other in an airtight embrace every Saturday for the benefit of the pappies, or trade saliva on the red carpet, or profess your “magnificent, amazing, awesome, incredible” love By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lilo De-Bloats? Maybe it’s just my holiday positivity. I asked for a geeky video game for Christmas, I think I might be getting it. Maybe that’s what it is – the thought of getting through the 3 days with my screaming nephews and niece hiding away in a corner with my By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Hot Harry beats Beaver Will Hot Harry on a Horse – for me, since they were young, from the very beginning it has always been Harry. And now, side by side, as the hotness of the spare is showcased in sharp contrast to the dork of the heir…I mean really, is there really any question? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt All Hail The Chosen One Pages of the new Hello Magazine – the entire family photographed in Cambodia and The Chosen One prominently on display. Look. At. This. Child. Actually…let me clarify: the close up is gorgeous. In the family shot, she looks kinda fake. Totally beautiful…but fake. Another thing while I’m at By Lainey • Dec 12, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Renee: Fresh-faced for Miss Potter Her skin - looking remarkably…NEW…is it not? Like a layer freshly surfaced or an old one scrubbed and peeled off, not that that’s a bad thing, not at all actually – I think she looks great – it’s just the sort of thing that jumps out and begs to By Lainey • Dec 11, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise Loving Will, Pulling for Will In the smoke and mirrors world of Hollywood, there are some sales that you buy wholeheartedly and some that you plain ridicule. Tom Cruise comes to mind for the latter. Will Smith is my example of the former. And this is why his recent and overt public intimacy with Tom By Lainey • Dec 08, 2006 07:00 am
Mischa Barton Mischa at 35 Mischa Barton is gorgeous. Old looking socialite, but gorgeous nonetheless. The fringe appears to have been replaced by a Ken Paves light backcomb…you like? Check out Mischa kicking off her new Keds campaign yesterday, surprisingly quiet over the last couple of months, surprisingly NOT a regular at Hyde or By Lainey • Dec 07, 2006 07:00 am
Brad Pitt Jennifer Aniston, Eternal Victim It’s a shame, really. A shame that Tom Cruise couldn’t have been more patient, waited a few more months for Jen before kidnapping Katie. Because when you think about it, when it comes to media manipulation, the incessant need for attention, the hypocrisy, the fraud, the lies, the By Lainey • Dec 06, 2006 07:00 am
Britney Spears Britney Spears at 25 A new quarter century and so far she hasn’t flashed her poonie. Other than that though, not much has changed. Same Mall Weave, same trash ass, dixie cup taste in clothing, same attention-seeking relationship with the paparazzi – Britney may be borderline learning impaired but she’s also one By Lainey • Dec 04, 2006 07:00 am
