Tom Cruise Posh mothers, Posh writes Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: why big is bad So you know my stance against big boobs, right? Quick recap - I have "em, I hate "em, if I had the courage, I"d lop "em off and risk divorce. Mostly because they"re a motherf&ckin" nuisance. But also because in By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pro-Love for Diaz Dark Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom & Katie brave the backlash Every morning, my dog Marcus wakes up some time between 6:00am and 6:07am because like all beagles, he suffers from perpetual hunger. Lucky for me, I’m the one who usually gets trampled as he launches himself off the bed and into the kitchen, believing that food will By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: Becoming Jennifer Grey If you"re devoted to Dirty Dancing, the original of course, in which Baby should never be put in a corner, you should be familiar with Jennifer Grey, once a promising actress with a bright future and a unique, hawkey kinda nose - distinctive, different, delightful. And then she By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Dumping of Cruise Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba A Compliment for Katie I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let's leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter "Alba" in the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake The FutureSex of Justin Timberlake Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Richie Nicole Richie: style style style Call me Cruise but I think she"s a little little fuller. A LITTLE. A TEENSY BIT. Not a whole lot, so chillax, ok? I"m not saying she"s there yet, I"m just saying she"s on her way. I hope. On a By Lainey • Aug 04, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes Steven succumbs to Scientology? Over the last few months, Page Six has chronicled an alleged feud between Tom Cruse and super director Steven Spielberg that supposedly began when Tom disappointed Steven by focusing much of his efforts during War of the Worlds press time to Church teachings and psychiatry-bashing. In today’s issue, the By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Keith Urban The Kidmans in Canada So Keith performed in Sarnia, Ontario last week and brought along his wife. And according to many of you who’ve written in with the published and unpublished details, there was arguably more excitement about HER presence than there was about his. Apparently the crowd even began calling for her By Lainey • Jul 16, 2006 08:00 am
Nicole Kidman Momma Sci emerges, Little Sci still missing Brilliant coup for Us Weekly, non? After weeks and weeks of undercover parenting, Katie has finally been spotted in Telluride, Colorado with coffee and without Suri. As you can see, she looks pretty good. And thankfully not yet a stick insect. Now according to the article, some "clerk at By Lainey • Jul 12, 2006 08:00 am
Hilary Swank Hilary Swank & the 90210 Low Classy Connection All credit to my girl Michelle for the Beverly Hills inspiration. And granted, it"s not like Hilary"s anywhere near as despicable as that homewrecking slut Tori Spelling…but still…I"m now wondering if behaving badly is a left over side effect from that show. By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
Katie Holmes The Kidmans in Nashville: pro-love week continues! At the gym, walking in the park, typical newlyweds surrounded by photographers. Like I said the other day - I’m playing along with the show and I"m enjoying the ride. Take a look at Nicole and Keith out and about with an "is it or isn& By Lainey • Jul 06, 2006 08:00 am
