Brad Pitt Another Gorgeous George You don"t have to be Canadian to appreciate this, especially the tale about when he met Angelina Jolie. But if you ARE Canadian, you need no introduction to George Stroumboulopoulos. And if you"re American, you wouldn"t have needed an invitation if ABC had avoided By Lainey • Oct 05, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Beckhams: Waterloo again? Just a quick backtrack: the reports that Katie will play Victoria in a movie about the Beckhams are total rubbish. Seriously y"all… If Tom Cruise had to go outside Hollywood to secure unconventional financing for future projects, how in f*ck would have been able to greenlight a By Lainey • Oct 02, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Defending Madge Is it really that bad? I don"t think it"s bad at all. In fact, I actually think it"s chic, a nice change, way better than tacky ass, long curly weaves (Jessica Alba), way better than soccer mom bobs (Jessica Simpson), and much much better By Lainey • Sep 20, 2006 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Penelope the Actress After Penelope the movie, I headed over to the Chanel Boutique for the Volver afterparty with Penelope Cruz and Pedro Almodovar. I’m telling you – Volver is getting a TON of buzz…and Penelope is getting even more of it for what’s being called the performance of her career, By Lainey • Sep 09, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Brad, Angie, Jen, Vince: TIFF together? The Babel Gala lights up TIFF on Saturday night - also on Saturday night in Toronto, Wyclef Jean will be partying at the Premiere Lounge in celebration of his film Ghosts of Cite Soleil, the highly acclaimed documentary about Haiti, and a project Angelina Jolie has been very, very supportive of. By Lainey • Sep 07, 2006 08:00 am
Jennifer Lopez Best Just Miss: Jennifer Lopez Woah woah! Hear me out, let me explain. In a sea of girls 15 years younger, La Lopez had to pull a grande dame move. She presented the final award of the evening, the most coveted award handed out by the elder stateswomen on the scene… it was pressure to By Lainey • Sep 01, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Posh mothers, Posh writes Damn. Every kid is cuter than the one before - the Beckhams are a great example of my Celebrity Baby Theory, non? And just to clarify: David Hot, Victoria Average. No... much as I love her, I won"t go so far as to say she"s a great By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Jessica Simpson: why big is bad So you know my stance against big boobs, right? Quick recap - I have "em, I hate "em, if I had the courage, I"d lop "em off and risk divorce. Mostly because they"re a motherf&ckin" nuisance. But also because in my By Lainey • Aug 30, 2006 08:00 am
Cameron Diaz Pro-Love for Diaz Dark Call me Cruise but I"m all over Cameron Diaz as a brunette, even though you can"t see her entire face and maybe that"s a good thing. Don"t even mind the bitchy scowl either - like an unsightly growth you get used to, the By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise Tom & Katie brave the backlash Every morning, my dog Marcus wakes up some time between 6:00am and 6:07am because like all beagles, he suffers from perpetual hunger. Lucky for me, I’m the one who usually gets trampled as he launches himself off the bed and into the kitchen, believing that food will By Lainey • Aug 25, 2006 08:00 am
Ashlee Simpson Ashlee Simpson: Becoming Jennifer Grey If you"re devoted to Dirty Dancing, the original of course, in which Baby should never be put in a corner, you should be familiar with Jennifer Grey, once a promising actress with a bright future and a unique, hawkey kinda nose - distinctive, different, delightful. And then she changed By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Brad Pitt Pitt Clooney: the modern Cooper Cable More loin quivering madness from the set of Oceans 13. Like art, isn"t it? And something else too. Something so elegantly old Hollywood about George Clooney, perhaps more so when George Clooney hangs with Brad Pitt, reminiscent of the classic old boys" club, even before the Rat By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Tom Cruise The Dumping of Cruise Again, for the benefit of his eager beaver legal team - conjecture, gossip, rumour, not to be taken seriously, all in good fun…because we do love your client, ok? We love him for his heterosexuality and his heroism, both of which are so potent, it would be pure folly to By Lainey • Aug 23, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba A Compliment for Katie I have no quarrel with Katie Holmes. After all, is she not the ultimate victim in this war? Let's leave our quarrels with her master and extend some credit where credit is due. Because when all is said and done, Katie Holmes is not only a beauty, she By Lainey • Aug 18, 2006 08:00 am
Jessica Alba Jessica Alba: a warning from the Goddess Next to the likes of Tori Spelling and Heather Mills, Jessica Alba's sins might be slight. But like all breeds of fungus, this bitch is growing exponentially and the Goddess is watching, waiting, and warning. For a refresher on the Alba antics, enter "Alba" in the By Lainey • Aug 10, 2006 08:00 am
Justin Timberlake The FutureSex of Justin Timberlake Does this mean he"s turning his back on Rock Your Body and the disco video? According to Popbytes, this is the new album cover. Me? Not feeling the skinny legs. Because although I"m all for long and lanky, it"s been a summer of football By Lainey • Aug 09, 2006 08:00 am
