Jock Smut It’s Coming All the signs are there… Just before John Mayer broke up with Jessica Simpson, she was photographed wearing those infamous high waisted pants, a little bloated from drowning her pre-breakup heartache into much food and booze, incapable of thinking straight, let alone being able to dress herself properly. I feel By Lainey • Jun 02, 2008 12:55 am
Break Ups Why Jess Gets No Respect Because she has to beg for love. Over and over and over again. Three relationships and three times it’s been the same bitter end, to say nothing of the fact that Adam Levine goes around telling people that she showed up to his hotel room wearing nothing but a By Lainey • May 26, 2008 02:18 am
Break Ups Exit Romo Her reps are denying it but her reps also lie as often as Jennifer Aniston’s. Robin Leach was the first to report it two weeks ago. What began as a romantic weekend in Vegas quickly turned sour as Jess and Tony both left town after a huge blowout that By Lainey • May 14, 2008 06:37 am
Break Ups Jess & Tony: drama in Vegas See? She’s an idiot when it comes to love. As reported yesterday, no one can annihilate a love a fair quicker than Jessica Simpson who recently gushed to Glamour Magazine very personal details about her relationship with Tony Romo, openly declaring her love. New gossip however is emerging about By Lainey • May 01, 2008 03:47 am
Jock Smut How Jessica Simpson F-cks up her Love Life Will this girl ever learn? Or will that pervy Joe ever let her just live her love instead of selling her love? And every other aspect of her life? Jess graces the cover of the new issue of Glamour and reveals many private details about her relationship with Tony Romo By Lainey • Apr 30, 2008 05:02 am
Douchebags The Doucheness of John’s Lyrics Every songwriter has their own process. When you’re a douchebag and a new famewhore, you blast your creative process out on your blog. If you’re John Mayer you go a step further and you file it under the guise of the esoteric when in reality, it’s not By Lainey • Mar 07, 2008 03:40 am
Jessica Simpson Philanthropy or Strategery? So Jessica Simpson wrote on her site yesterday that she’s heading to Kuwait to perform for the troops. Somehow the paps immediately found her at the airport. Jess of course is providing a much needed boost to the morale of those stationed overseas – her vocal gymnastics is surely what By Lainey • Feb 28, 2008 12:26 am
Jessica Simpson Jess Goes to the Pro Bowl Tony Romo played in the Pro Bowl yesterday and Jessica Simpson tagged along for yet another weekend holiday, not wanting to be away from her man during a testosterone-fueled weekend in Hawaii. Here they are arriving at their hotel Saturday looking super cute. Holy sh*t her cans are massive! By Lainey • Feb 10, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Good Hair and Happy Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she By Lainey • Jan 31, 2008 03:05 am
Jessica Simpson Pro Jess & Romo It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset By Lainey • Jan 29, 2008 03:23 am
Jessica Simpson Yoko & Romo: Over??? OK Magazine is reporting that Tony is trying to squirm out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, apparently realising finally that she’s too high maintenance to handle, especially since she comes with an entire family, including a pervy papa pimp for a father. Unfortunately, Jess kept the door open By Lainey • Jan 22, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Bootycalling on his Blog Hate to gloat but… It was reported last week that John Mayer the pissing douche was on the loose, having split from Minka Kelly. This is what I wrote at the time: And now that Jessica Simpson is all over Tony Romo, maybe John is feeling a little slighted that By Lainey • Jan 16, 2008 01:00 am
Jessica Simpson Papa Perv F*cks Up Again Jessica Simpson’s career is in deep sh*t. She can’t sell a movie, she can’t sell pop music so she’s trying her hand at country music… but now Texas hates her ass. And if her home state hates her ass, how the hell is she going By Lainey • Jan 15, 2008 05:50 am
Jessica Simpson Simpsons Holiday: Distraction or Relaxation? Jessica Simpson and pervy Papa Pimp Joe Simpson and her mother and her friends took Tony Romo to Cabo this weekend for a little R&R. Apparently Jess and Tony were seen rubbing each other’s asses, very affectionate with each other and very friendly with her parents. Ew. By Lainey • Jan 06, 2008 07:00 pm
Jessica Simpson Learn from Brady & Bundchen Ok now I feel badly for her just a little. Seems like Jessica Simpson can do no right post-divorce. She makes a record, it suck ass. She makes a movie…several movies…they suck ass too. She finds a boyfriend…he pees on her, is embarrassed of her, and breaks By Lainey • Dec 19, 2007 10:11 am
Jessica Simpson Papa Pimp Back at Work People.com is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo shared Thanksgiving dinner together this weekend (surrounded by her family) celebrating the Cowboys’ big win over the NY Jets going 10 and 1 for the first time in franchise history setting up a killer match up next Sunday against the By Lainey • Nov 25, 2007 07:00 pm
