Sports Ryan Lochte in crisis Before we get into this Ryan Lochte mess, how about a throwback? To my favourite Ryan Lochte article written by Erin Gloria Ryan for Jezebel after the London Games, 10 Reasons Why Ryan Lochte Is America’s Sexiest Douchebag. I still become hysterical every time I read her “stop” for By Lainey • Aug 19, 2016 12:43 pm
Top Reads Amber Heard donates it all Earlier this week, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp reached a settlement and released a statement. Amber received $7 million in the divorce and, as I noted in my analysis of the statement, fought to get as specific as possible about why she was leaving her marriage. Basically: she was abused By Lainey • Aug 19, 2016 11:33 am
Amazingness Beyoncé & the Deputy Beyoncé has a break off from touring and is spending her holiday as she often does – on a yacht, in Europe. Formation doesn’t pick up again until September but before that it’s the VMAs on August 28th where she leads all nominees. Adele doesn’t have a show By Lainey • Aug 18, 2016 03:22 pm
Quiveration Charlie’s push-ups No one should have to work after this post. It’s nearing the end of August. I have a few days of hiatus left. And I feel like after seeing these pictures and watching these videos, we all deserve a break. WHO CAN WORK WHEN CHARLIE HUNNAM IS DOING PUSH- By Lainey • Aug 18, 2016 11:27 am
Top Reads JT can’t quit Britney Back in July, in a post about Taylor Swift, I wondered why she gets called petty for writing songs about her exes while we are forced to incessantly applaud Justin Timberlake and his ringlets, now relaxed, like demented cheerleaders. There is no Taylor Swift revenge song as potent as JT’ By Lainey • Aug 18, 2016 10:26 am
Top Reads Kristen says his name Kristen Stewart covers T. As we’ve observed in Kristen over the last year or so, she’s been increasingly open in her interviews, less resentful of having to do them, more eager to participate in the process, in the ecosystem that is Celebrity. As she explains it, she had By Lainey • Aug 17, 2016 03:27 pm
Break Ups Amber Heard & Johnny Depp: the settlement and the statement Amber Heard and Johnny Depp have legally resolved their sh-t and officially dissolved their marriage after a tumultuous few days of leaks and videos. A hearing was originally scheduled for tomorrow and Johnny would have been required to show up. Given what’s emerged since the weekend, he obviously By Lainey • Aug 16, 2016 01:22 pm
Girly Throw Downs Justin vs Selena Well thanks God. Before this summer, celebrity breakups were getting so classy and civilised, and Gwyneth was taking credit for the trend of famous conscious uncoupling. But there’s only so much class and civility to be had on social media in a generation raised on Paris Hilton, The Hills, By Lainey • Aug 15, 2016 12:51 pm
Shoes Gwyneth’s shoes and books Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at Author’s Night in the Hamptons on Saturday. The snakeskin flats she’s wearing are from the new goop collaboration with M. Gemi. There are four styles. These ones, in my opinion, are the standout of the collection: What I like about these sandals, even By Lainey • Aug 15, 2016 11:13 am
Photo Assumption An award season film with Kristen Stewart …and Vin Diesel? Here’s Kristen Stewart yesterday in LA with Alicia Cargile. Pap photos are not necessarily reliable indicators of celebrity happiness but it’s hard to ignore the fact that Kristen has looked really, really happy this whole year through the pap lens. Kristen’s last film in theatres was Woody By Lainey • Aug 12, 2016 11:26 am
Movie Reviews and Previews George & Amal’s summer fundraiser The Clooneys spent their summer at their estate in Lake Como. This week they hosted a Darfur fundraiser at a nearby villa. John Prendergast, George’s friend and philanthropic partner, and his wife Sia Sanneh were also there. As mentioned last year, Sia is also an esteemed lawyer specialising in By Lainey • Aug 11, 2016 12:24 pm
Amazingness Boy Sh-t is the Best Sh-t: Fast 8 edition The Rock’s Instagram shade was not about Scott Eastwood. It was also not about Tyrese Gibson, as I initially wondered. According to TMZ, The Rock was targeting Vin Diesel, the main man of the Fast Furious franchise: We're told The Rock has butted heads with Vin during By Lainey • Aug 10, 2016 03:00 pm
Relationship Assumption Swoki Instagram Taylor Swift was photographed in New York yesterday heading to the gym. She’s not yet been papped today, at least not in New York. But will she be papped in New York today? Or will it be LA? Tom Hiddleston was seen on a flight out of Australia yesterday, By Lainey • Aug 10, 2016 11:20 am
Harry Potter Swoki, Slytherin, and the Cursed Child podcast After partying with her trust fund baby friends in the Hamptons on Saturday, Taylor Swift is now in New York City, resuming the catwalk outside her apartment, going back to her natural curls. It’s now been over a week since the separation of Swoki, with Taylor back in the By Lainey • Aug 09, 2016 11:44 am
Movie Reviews and Previews Who are the Chicken Sh-t Candy Asses? Dwayne The Rock Johnson posted a message to Instagram yesterday. Basically a blind item. This is my final week of shooting #FastAndFurious8. There's no other franchise that gets my blood boiling more than this one. An incredible hard working crew. UNIVERSAL has been great partners as well. My By Lainey • Aug 09, 2016 10:29 am
Top Reads The celebrity dick-off Nine months after the world met Justin Bieber’s dick, we were introduced to Orlando Bloom’s last week. Thank you paparazzi. Let’s come back to the paps in a minute. For now, it’s the celebrity dick-off. And since Orly and JB have history, JB decided to By Lainey • Aug 08, 2016 03:21 pm
