Break Ups Conscious Uncoupling…for a Rat What have I been telling you about those born under the sign of the RAT? This is the Year of the Horse. And the Horse is not kind to Rats. Since Chinese New Year the warning was there: Rats will have it rough. Here’s the post where it was By Lainey • Mar 25, 2014 07:01 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Mila Kunis is pregnant for Ashton Kutcher My friend Lorella and I were at an event once, talking to someone we’d just met about Jude Law getting people pregnant. The woman, who had sort of like a gangster accent, kept saying, “She got pregnant for Jude Law. Pregnant for Jude Law”. And Lo and I kept By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 11:45 am
Media Manipulation Maybe it was for award season The last we heard of Kate Hudson, she and Matt Bellamy were having problems in their relationship. She hadn’t been wearing her ring. And even PEOPLE was reporting that she and Bellamy were estranged. If PEOPLE was willing to go there, it had to have been subtly sanctioned. But By Lainey • Mar 24, 2014 10:27 am
Hook Ups Trading gross for…not so gross? Elizabeth Hurley has a new boyfriend. His name is David Yarrow, 48. He’s a billionaire (obviously). He made his money in hedge funds and is now a photographer. So the good news, I guess, is that she’s no longer with that gross Shane Warne. The bad news… I By Lainey • Mar 17, 2014 04:31 pm
Relationship Assumption Emma & Andrew happy and kissing When Andrew Garfield didn’t show up at the Oscars, one of the theories was that something had happened between him and Emma Stone. Then he was accused of being a dick during Oscar rehearsals and bailing on Batkid. Then he was exonerated. So it’s fine. All fine. They’ By Lainey • Mar 17, 2014 10:41 am
Maple Leaf Rihanna and Drake holding hands I wore earrings yesterday per the Chinese Squawking Chicken’s orders so that my luck wouldn’t fall down my shoulders – click here for a refresher. And then Rihanna and Drake held hands. It’s like the Squawking Chicken knows how to talk to the Gossip Genie. They were leaving By Lainey • Mar 13, 2014 11:14 am
Royals Keep getting familiar with Hot Harry & Cressida Last week it was WE Day. They sat in the audience together and made it very clear how close they are. And tactile. Click here for a refresher. Yesterday Harry took Cressida to a rugby match. So another public appearance and she’s looking up at him adoringly and we’ By Lainey • Mar 10, 2014 10:36 am
Gorgessity Winona Ryder: RED, Crazy, Beautiful I threw you a Troy Dyer/Reality Bites reference yesterday in Smutty Tingles. And it happens to be the 20th anniversary of the movie, did you know that? We’re going to come back to this after the Oscars because it deserves all of your attention. For now though, please, By Lainey • Feb 28, 2014 03:18 pm
Hook Ups Rihanna & Drake: My Happiness If you’ve been reading my blog long enough, you know this has been near the top of my Gossip Genie wish list. Maybe even at the very, very top. For a while there it was looking unlikely. But lately… Oh lately… They tease. I hope they’re not teasing. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2014 10:02 am
Hook Ups Rihanna & Drake in Paris Drake’s been on tour in Paris. And…Rihanna also happens to be in Paris. Ohhhhh realllllly? There was a dinner the other night. Last night they were both at Club 79 – where Robin Thicke was groping strange women not too long ago – and some are saying they were on By Lainey • Feb 25, 2014 12:48 pm
TV Updates Tom Hardy in his underwear What if he was in his underwear holding a puppy? What would you do? Could you work the rest of the day? Would you still be able to read? Are you standing right now as it is? Especially when you find out it’s for a good cause? Check out By Lainey • Feb 24, 2014 11:55 am
Gorgessity Jennifer Lawrence: Oscar and Dior A friend of mine said to me the other day, “I hate Jennifer Lawrence”. I could not understand it. This friend loves Emma Thompson, dogs, sports, and the Royal Family. To me, Jennifer Lawrence totally fits that equation. But in her mind, Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t go with Emma Thompson, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2014 10:37 am
Cheating Loins Gwyneth’s affair with Kevin Yorn? Earlier this week, the full text of Graydon Carter’s piece on Gwyneth Paltrow, deliciously titled “The Paltrow Affair”, was posted on Vanity Fair’s website. You can read it here. Carter writes about the genesis of the Paltrow article – how in an editorial meeting, they were all talking about By Lainey • Feb 19, 2014 09:40 am
Girly Throw Downs Drake apologises for acting like Justin Bieber Drake was supposed to be on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone. The magazine decided to go with Philip Seymour Hoffman instead. And Drake decided to rage about it on Twitter. What initially set him off was that he claims that he didn’t disrespect Kanye West By Lainey • Feb 14, 2014 09:10 am
Relationship Assumption At the nail bar and kisses in the car Charlize Theron went to the nail bar the other day. And Sean Penn went with her. Like, he didn’t pull up at the curb and wait for her to get in. No. He was inside. He accompanied her. And didn’t punch someone in the process. A couple of By Lainey • Feb 10, 2014 04:34 pm
BFFs The Khaleesi, Gidget, and Jon Snow hang out How happy are you to know that they hang out, like when they’re not working, they just hang out on a Sunday in LA? Check out Emilia Clarke, Rose Leslie, and Kit Harington yesterday in LA. They’re close. Rose and Kit used to date, and Rose and Emilia By Lainey • Feb 10, 2014 01:01 pm