Royals Royal Black Velvet I was ridiculously happy to see these photos released. Like, in a way that suggests I may have a problem. It’s just… I mean they’re three of my favourite subjects. And here they are, together, all of them, at a ball. Come on! It’s Christmas! Check out By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 05:18 pm
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
Bad Style Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Dumbass Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series? Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON??? Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the term By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 05:39 pm
Top Reads The Great Disappointment of 2011: Pippa Middleton Flashback to April 29, 2011… Pippa’s ass alighting at Westminster Abbey, perfectly packaged in that white Alexander McQueen. And all the happy intrigue of that day (even though it was bullsh-t) between her and Prince Harry. A new Gossip Star is introduced! And then… Oh My God, Pippa Middleton By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 04:53 pm
Dumbass “Aloof” has a nomination Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived “aloofness”. And, By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 11:29 am
Girly Throw Downs HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING??? Sarah just messaged me about this video... It’s the best sh-t EVER. Family sh-t! What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy. To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much so that By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 03:21 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Media Manipulation George Clooney & Einstein Have I mentioned how much I like George Clooney? I think he’s a total pro. I think he’s charming. I think he’s smart. I would definitely want to hang out with him. All of the above. And this, this is why I hate his shenanigans. The Italian By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 01:39 pm
Girly Throw Downs Movies For The Money: Matt Damon edition Matt Damon is currently promoting We Built A Zoo. It was once my hope that he, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt would run Oceans during award season. According to the experts, Zoo is not strong enough. Having said that, there’s always the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Golden Globe nominations By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:56 pm
Top Reads Mrs Affleck’s diamond earrings Jennifer Garner covers the new issue of InStyle. A LOT of gushing happens in the article. Gushing over her husband, gushing about her marriage. There have been rumours swirling about the Afflecks for years. There have been several reports calling for their split several times. And each time I have By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:21 pm
Famewhores Blake & Ryan: pre-Christmas in New York Jacek and I spent a wonderful pre-Christmas in New York two years ago. (Hi Scott!) It was his first time. We went to Bubby’s for breakfast. We walked the High Line. We lined up at the Empire State Building. We saw Cate Blanchett at BAM in A Streetcar Named By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 03:30 pm
Famewhores Sexy can be bought and Retro Aniston It’s kinda how PEOPLE Magazine does it every year with the Sexiest Man Alive, negotiating with whoever needs the publicity the most, and now it appears Men’s Health is in on that situation too, naming Jennifer Aniston it’s Sexiest Woman OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME? Really? By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 12:06 pm
Famewhores All hail Blake Lively The hold has finally been released on those Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds photos but I could only get 6 because they are MEGA expensive. With this in mind, I hope I’ve picked the best ones for you to enjoy. There’s a LOT going on here. Blake continues to By Lainey • Dec 07, 2011 04:56 pm
Top Reads George’s girlfriend loves babies George Clooney and Stacy Keibler were out for dinner last night in LA. Every pap in the city was there to shoot them. You know what I will always love about him though, no matter how frustrated I am with his girlfriend game? I love how chill he is in By Lainey • Dec 07, 2011 12:53 pm
Quiveration My Movie Star is having a boy We talk a lot about the decline of the Movie Star. About how the real Movie Stars aren’t being supported the way they were, how the Movie Star has to share with the Reality Star, how the Reality Star might be killing the Movie Star. But while many of By Lainey • Dec 06, 2011 02:08 pm
