Break Ups They un-followed each other This is what it’s come to, I guess. It’s really, really, REALLY over when you un-follow your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/lover on Twitter. And re-follow for a booty call, and then un-follow anew to mark that it’s done for good. Shortly after Demi Moore released her statement By Lainey • Nov 18, 2011 10:40 am
Break Ups Demi is actually leaving Ashton Major announcement on a Thursday which... Let’s come back to that. Demi Moore confirmed to The Associated Press that she will file for divorce from Ashton Kutcher. "It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As By Lainey • Nov 17, 2011 04:55 pm
Maple Leaf New Beginnings with Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds is from Vancouver. He’s a huge supporter of Covenant House Vancouver, an organisation that helps street kids and disenfranchised youth off the streets. The annual Covenant House Night of New Beginnings Gala will take place next Thursday, November 24, 2011 at the Vancouver Art Gallery and Ryan By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 12:56 pm
Royals Happy Engagement (Announcement) Anniversary! On November 16, 2010... Do you remember? They announced their engagement! Thus kicking off 6 months of wedding fever culminating in the big ass wedding on April 29th. Happy Anniversary Engagement...Announcement? A lot of us went ape-sh-t that day. So many of your emails. So much princess fairy tale By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 12:19 pm
Maple Leaf She said that he was the one But the kid is not his son I have always loved the way Michael delivered it: “Just remember to always think twice”. He sang it like a warning. A seductive warning. Like, they decided in the studio that a lyric from a song should be performed with as much deliberation By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 11:03 am
Top Reads The Sexiest Man Alive 2011 - Bradley Cooper Judging from my Twitter replies and inbox, you’re about 50/50 on this. Or less. And there are a lot of you who think Ryan Gosling was overlooked. I’m telling you, Ryan Gosling doesn’t have the box office to back it up yet. As I wrote in By Lainey • Nov 16, 2011 10:05 am
Media Manipulation So what you’re saying is that you want your Oscar...? Brad Pitt was interviewed by 60 Minutes in Australia. When Beyonce interviewed with the same outlet, her baby bump became a worldwide conspiracy. It’s not quite the same this time with Brad Pitt. Having said that, when it comes to Brange, there’s always an ulterior motive, isn’t By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 01:22 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews This is not a love story You’re goddamn right, motherf-cker. The first full length trailer for The Hunger Games has been released. I.LOVE.IT. No, it’s not perfect. Haymitch’s wig is a problem. I’m not sure about Katniss’s prom dress on American Idol there, either. But these are minor, minor, By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 12:25 pm
Hook Ups I hate it when she slums Not that this Casper Smart fellow isn't nice; I'm sure he's very. Just...you know JLo. With her first two marriages, it was so BELOW stature. Ojani Noa, Cris Judd... she has this habit of going no-name when, for the good of gossip, she By Lainey • Nov 14, 2011 11:13 am
Dumbass Are you getting enough air in that big ass trailer??? Ashton Kutcher just updated his Twitter. Rather, he linked from his Twitter to a long ass post explaining himself, more like defending himself, more like bitching about the people who criticised him for defending, at first, Joe Paterno, and then recanting, and then pouting off into the night. I don’ By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 01:34 pm
Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Douchebags Are you tiring of Johnny Depp? A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly so By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 03:56 pm
BFFs Jen and her boyfriend and her new best friend It is always, always a good day in gossip when you can post Brange and Aniston articles back to back. Internet traffic is going up everywhere. Trust. So Chelsea Handler was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She’s been on a steady ascent since By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 12:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone grab a hand That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am
Maple Leaf OMG Thanks God they’re still together!!!!!!!! Radaronline went full balls on Friday afternoon with a report about Selena Gomez breaking up with Justin Bieber because of the allegations that he fathered the baby of Mariah (not Carey). That sound you heard was me screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO from the Maldives. The next night, Selena and Justin showed up By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 10:58 am
