Douchebags “Hot-tub worthy” infidelity That was apparently the qualification for Ashton Kutcher when he cheated on his wife Demi Moore on their wedding anniversary in San Diego at the Hard Rock Hotel: the girls had to be “hot-tub worthy” and he took his time deliberating on the local offering before deciding on two “hot-tub By Lainey • Oct 05, 2011 10:40 am
Dumbass Sit DOWN Johnny Depp Johnny Depp is promoting The Rum Diary. He sat down for an interview with Vanity Fair. It’s terrible. Maybe his worst. First there’s the rape comment. When he’s posing for a photo. When it’s a photo shoot. When the camera is capturing a “sex symbol”, he By Lainey • Oct 04, 2011 01:20 pm
Girlcrushes Blake stopped DOing that Us Weekly is reporting that Blake and Leo are done. Confirmed by the reps. And they’re still friends. Is it because she pushed too hard to join him during awards season? Or is it because she saw an opening with Ryan Reynolds, with whom she had dinner on Saturday By Lainey • Oct 04, 2011 12:30 pm
Hook Ups Ryan’s Boston date with Blake Radiohead played a show in New York on Thursday. There was a lot of jizzing about Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson being there together and whether or not that means it’s a reconciliation. Am told there is NO reconciliation. They’ve just been able to stay friends, as hard By Lainey • Oct 03, 2011 10:48 am
Royals Is that a sweat dress? Prince William and Catherine attended the opening of a cancer centre for children today in Surrey, England. Will came straight from an all-nighter at work. Kate’s been in London; was at a wedding last weekend and then was spotted shopping at Topshop. Check out this dress she’s wearing. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2011 02:46 pm
Break Ups What’s taking so long? With the denial? It’s been at least 48 hours since Star Magazine announced in their latest issue that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have separated because he keeps cheating on her. Also 48 hours since the story broke that Ashton messed around with a girl last Friday, a day By Lainey • Sep 29, 2011 12:16 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Gwyneth’s New York Birthday Gwyneth Paltrow turned 39 years old yesterday. On Monday night she and husband Chris Martin had dinner with Beyonce and Jay-Z. He had dinner with her on her birthday? Was he a crusty f-ck about it? You know, Madonna is also in New York right now. G did not spend By Lainey • Sep 28, 2011 12:47 pm
Top Reads Jen and her really hot escort Sorry so slow today. We're having some internet connection problems. Jennifer Aniston attended the Lifetime screening of Five last night in New York. Her boyfriend Justin Theroux escorted her to the event. Am really enjoying tracking his hot progress. She’s making him hotter and hotter, right? Even By Lainey • Sep 27, 2011 01:01 pm
Parent Pimps 3% That’s the rating for Taylor Lautner’s Abduction on Rotten Tomatoes. 3%! I don’t think I’ve ever seen it go lower than 5. I mean, I’m sure there are films who’ve scored less, and I’m sure you’ll know-it-all all over my inbox to By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 05:35 pm
Maple Leaf You make me Hello Kitty Hello Kitty as a verb. I work on an entertainment tv show. It’s a half hour. There’s a constant editorial give and take about what we report and what we don’t report. I don’t give a sh-t for example about The Bachelor and those Kardashians. I By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 04:29 pm
Bad Style JLo at the club Jennifer Lopez was in Vegas this weekend for the iHeartRadio music festival. She also made an appearance at Pure Nightclub. Translation: they threw a LOT of money at her to show up. Why do I find these pictures of JLo, dancing and grinding up on the Strip, really, really cringe-y? By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 03:41 pm
Top Reads RDJ & The Jolie The photo agency has photo sets of Angelina Jolie and Robert Downey Jr side by side. And they’re both smiling broadly. So then I thought to myself - have they ever done a movie together? What would that be like? This is RDJ in England on the set of By Lainey • Sep 23, 2011 06:03 am
