Break Ups The Video Assumption Foreshadowing You knew while watching the MTV VMAs, right? That it was only a matter of time. Click here for a refresher. This is what I wrote then, based only on Video Assuming his face throughout the show, as he paid tribute to fellow addict Amy Winehouse while his wife took By Lainey • Jan 03, 2012 11:21 am
Royals Will’s feeling like a pimp...on video Most of you have probably seen the photos of a Jay-Z inspired Prince William yesterday during his visit to Centrepoint with Catherine. But he also drops some other moves in a video. Click here to see.SO cute, right? Like a perv I’m also including a few shots By Lainey • Dec 22, 2011 09:44 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Don't see an heir in there Was it In Touch that reported 3 weeks ago that Catherine Cambridge was pregnant? And even though it was In Touch, the bullsh-ttiest of the bullsh-t, still there were many of you who were all like - and smugly too! - um, oh yeah, Lainey, she totally is. Have a By Lainey • Dec 21, 2011 02:57 pm
Exclusives Happy Holidays from Jen & Justin Exclusive Well isn’t this twee.... This is an “in honour” holiday greeting card. A donation was made in the name of the recipient to St Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital and Best Friends Animal Society. And the sender(s)? “Jen & Justin”. As in Aniston and Theroux. And By Lainey • Dec 21, 2011 11:45 am
Maple Leaf Blake is in with the family Ryan Reynolds has brought Blake Lively home to Vancouver for the pre-holidays. On Monday the two were out for sushi with his family. Am told the two seemed very comfortable together. She smiled a lot. He looked relaxed and happy. No awkwardness from/with his parents. They also went By Lainey • Dec 21, 2011 09:54 am
Top Reads Brange: Balkan groovin’ Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went to a party in LA the other night for the film 72 Days by Danilo Serbedzija. Here’s what Google Translate is telling me: When they are removed from the red carpet and paparazzi, the famous actor-loving couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt By Lainey • Dec 20, 2011 01:19 pm
Royals Royal Black Velvet I was ridiculously happy to see these photos released. Like, in a way that suggests I may have a problem. It’s just… I mean they’re three of my favourite subjects. And here they are, together, all of them, at a ball. Come on! It’s Christmas! Check out By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 05:18 pm
Girly Throw Downs Please let there be a pap-off Katie Holmes may be younger than Nicole Kidman, and I was about to write “infinitely more expressive” seeing as Katie hasn’t turned her face into a tundra, but then I realised, even though Katie hasn’t frozen her forehead, there is, like her predecessor, really not all that much By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 04:29 pm
Bad Style Robo’s Birthday Jumpsuit I say this every year - Katie Holmes and Brad Pitt share a birthday. One of the many reasons why western astrology, to me anyway, lacks credibility. Katie spent her birthday with Little and Littler Sci in New York in a birthday jumpsuit. On Charlize Theron, or Rihanna? Totally? The problem By Lainey • Dec 19, 2011 12:31 pm
Dumbass Finish this list: Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… What comes next? Who do you name? Winslet? Firth? Hanks? Jodie Foster? Would you ever, EVER!!!!!! suggest Scarlett Johansson to round out that series? Daniel Day-Lewis, Cate Blanchett… And SCARLETT JOHANSSON??? Scarjo was interviewed by USA Today for We Bought A Zoo where she expressed her disdain for the By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 05:39 pm
Top Reads The Great Disappointment of 2011: Pippa Middleton Flashback to April 29, 2011… Pippa’s ass alighting at Westminster Abbey, perfectly packaged in that white Alexander McQueen. And all the happy intrigue of that day (even though it was bullsh-t) between her and Prince Harry. A new Gossip Star is introduced! And then… Oh My God, Pippa By Lainey • Dec 16, 2011 04:53 pm
Dumbass “Aloof” has a nomination Click here if you missed yesterday’s article about why the self-described “aloof” Rooney Mara is so f-cking annoying. You know what that says about a person? The person who calls herself “aloof”? The person who calls herself “aloof” spends a lot of time contemplating her own perceived By Lainey • Dec 15, 2011 11:29 am
Girly Throw Downs HAS HE RUINED EVERYTHING??? Sarah just messaged me about this video... It’s the best sh-t EVER. Family sh-t! What’s the most, most, MOST important thing in Jessica Biel’s life? What is her top priority? Easy. To remain Justin Timberlake’s bonafide. It’s what matters. The only. So much By Lainey • Dec 14, 2011 03:21 pm
Amazingness Without Irony I don’t think we can talk about this until you’ve seen it. So here, please watch. The new Rock of Ages trailer. I’ll wait for you on the other side. If you’re looking for someone to snark on it, you’ll have to click away. I By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 04:41 pm
Media Manipulation George Clooney & Einstein Have I mentioned how much I like George Clooney? I think he’s a total pro. I think he’s charming. I think he’s smart. I would definitely want to hang out with him. All of the above. And this, this is why I hate his shenanigans. The Italian By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 01:39 pm
Girly Throw Downs Movies For The Money: Matt Damon edition Matt Damon is currently promoting We Built A Zoo. It was once my hope that he, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt would run Oceans during award season. According to the experts, Zoo is not strong enough. Having said that, there’s always the Hollywood Foreign Press Association. Golden Globe nominations By Lainey • Dec 13, 2011 12:56 pm
