Dumbass Was rancid, now size 4/6 Mimi had her all spotlight Jenny presentation yesterday during which she went on and on, some more, about all the baby weight she lost and how disgusting she felt when she was pregnant. Yes, disgusting. Or, as she puts it... Rancid. So rancid she didn’t want her husband to By Lainey • Nov 10, 2011 10:14 am
Amazingness 30 pounds of As IF Mimi is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig! And there’s been an unveiling! As you can imagine, I have watched the unveiling, like, at least a dozen times. I’ve also, for your viewing pleasure, screen capped many of the best parts. Of her body. That are obscured and By Lainey • Nov 09, 2011 09:38 am
Douchebags Are you tiring of Johnny Depp? A lot of people seem pissy at Johnny lately for the sh-t he’s been talking about...well...everything. This week it’s an interview with The Guardian which isn’t actually a bad interview in that he’s honest with his answers and with his flaws, almost disturbingly By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 03:56 pm
BFFs Jen and her boyfriend and her new best friend It is always, always a good day in gossip when you can post Brange and Aniston articles back to back. Internet traffic is going up everywhere. Trust. So Chelsea Handler was honoured last night at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She’s been on a steady ascent since By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 12:34 pm
Baby and Bump Obsession Everyone grab a hand That has to be the Brange Family Rule, right? You must be holding the hand of at least one other family member. Oh wait. Except for Maddox. Maddox is 10 now. He carries his own bag. And is apparently into elf hair. Maddox just needs to stay in the middle By Lainey • Nov 08, 2011 11:49 am
Maple Leaf OMG Thanks God they’re still together!!!!!!!! Radaronline went full balls on Friday afternoon with a report about Selena Gomez breaking up with Justin Bieber because of the allegations that he fathered the baby of Mariah (not Carey). That sound you heard was me screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO from the Maldives. The next night, Selena and Justin showed up By Lainey • Nov 07, 2011 10:58 am
Dumbass Hollywood Sliding Doors: Jessica Biel edition Many of you have emailed about Jessica Biel’s quote in the new issue of ELLE magazine. You know, about the fact that she could have been Allie Hamilton to Ryan Gosling’s Noah Calhoun in The Notebook? Apparently it’s the “role that got away”: “The Notebook. That’s By Lainey • Nov 03, 2011 08:30 am
Maple Leaf Justin Bieber’s “fleeting affair” Hugh Grant’s “fleeting affair” just produced a daughter. Click here if you missed that post late yesterday. Now some girl, 20 years old, is claiming her “fleeting affair” with Justin Bieber also produced a child. And she’s suing him for child support. Star Magazine broke the story along By Lainey • Nov 02, 2011 09:25 am
Girly Throw Downs The Italian Queen and her Father George Is she still the Italian Queen? Well, after what she just did to him, she’s earned back the crown... temporarily. George Clooney is currently campaigning for multiple Oscar nominations. He replaced Elisabetta Canalis with Stacy Keibler. Keibler has been strategically integrated, now part of the award season game plan. By Lainey • Oct 31, 2011 09:51 am
Royals The Princess is not Fried Chicken! How quick was this response? Earlier in the day, the British papers were all over Catherine Cambridge’s hair, positing that the line you see on the side of her head at the charity dinner she attended in Prince Charles’s place last night was a hair extension. A clarification By Lainey • Oct 27, 2011 12:27 pm
Movie Reviews and Previews Tom is slick and sensitive They’ve released a poster for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol. As you can see, Tom Cruise is front and centre, under a hooded leather jacket, looking appropriately determined. He is accessorised by his co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and Simon Pegg. Where’s Josh Holloway? No matter. All that By Lainey • Oct 26, 2011 02:07 pm
Top Reads Where are your reviews? Justin Timberlake was spotted leaving Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday presumably there to promote IN TIME, opening on Friday. I’m also attaching photos of him out and about over the weekend. Most of the movies premiering this weekend have been reviewed. The IN TIME reviews have yet to be published, By Lainey • Oct 25, 2011 01:48 pm
Hook Ups Together every weekend Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds were photographed early Saturday morning leaving his Boston apartment with their dogs. The two were picked up by car service and taken to set where he’s working on RIPD. This just as Page Six reported that they were in New York last Thursday with By Lainey • Oct 24, 2011 12:02 pm
Amazingness Xenu wants reserved chicken This story keeps showing up on all my feeds. At first I dismissed it because I thought it was another John Travolta eats a lot of greasy chicken in the sauna story because, well, that’s not exactly news, but then, as the hits kept repeating, from more and more By Lainey • Oct 21, 2011 02:47 pm
Thinnification Her ring’s on but it might fall off Demi Moore was in New York last night for the premiere of Margin Call. She was wearing her wedding ring. As you can see, she’s so gaunt these days it might fall off. Face or body? You know the dilemma. You choose body, you lose your face. You choose By Lainey • Oct 18, 2011 11:13 am
Top Reads Gwyneth & Chris: sweaters, lotteries, and love rats Coldplay’s new album Mylo Xyloto will be released a week today. The band is doing heavy promotion. That means interviews. Normally Chris Martin does not talk about his wife during interviews. Normally questions about Gwyneth Paltrow are banned in advance. Amazingly then, Chris acknowledges his wife in TWO separate By Lainey • Oct 17, 2011 12:02 pm
