Tori Spelling She has friends And they all went shopping together yesterday. And while the paps were around they decided to take iPhone shots of each other. Those are her friends. Here’s Tori Spelling out in Brentwood yesterday, skinny as sh-t and makeup free, spending time with her girls. Or whoever they hired to By Lainey • Aug 06, 2010 04:52 am
Tori Spelling They’re both in yellow And skinny as f-ck. And blonde. And, um, well, you know, in the face. Sh-t vs diarrhoea. Here’s Donatella Versace in blinding yellow in London last night and the wife of Kevin Federline Jr in Miami the other day, also in blinding yellow, at a book signing because... WHY? By Lainey • Jul 22, 2010 10:48 am
Maple Leaf On Canada Day Seems fitting to open with a Canadian. Jason Priestley was photographed yesterday in Toluca Lake and from this distance, underneath those shades, he could still be Brandon Walsh. Looks good, right? Jason is returning to television soon having just booked a guest-starring role on the new series Scoundrels on ABC. By Lainey • Jul 01, 2010 03:50 am
Girls Who Don`t Eat Bad combination Tori Spelling was in New York City last night promoting her new book. She keeps coming out with new books. Who the f-ck is reading these books? Who the f-ck is lining up for signed copies of these books? Why the f-ck aren't they reading good books? I By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:32 am
Dumbass Dumbest Idea Ever: Tori Spelling edition First there was that assf-cked report that Robert Pattinson was lobbying to play Kurt Cobain. Now ABC is apparently developing a talk show featuring Tori Spelling and her “bff”, some random gay they’re still searching for who will bounce off her bones like Will & Grace styles. Really? And By Lainey • Apr 21, 2010 08:34 am
Famewhores Attention starved Literally. Last week some bullsh-t report surfaced in Life & Style about trouble between Tori Spelling and KFed Jr. Apparently the publication was able to screen advance footage from new episodes of their show and there are scenes in which the two are questioning what happened to their love. Or By Lainey • Mar 26, 2010 03:11 am
Dumbass Another useless author She’s already written two, or is it three?, best selling books. Now Entertainment Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling will be releasing a children’s book called Presenting...Tallulah “the tale of a spunky little girl who is constantly told what not to do: not to wear jeans, not By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 03:11 am
Homewreckers Junior from behind If I’m, say, Miss Zahara Jolie-Pitt, and I see naked photos of my parents all over the house, really, there’s really not all that much to complain about. Same goes for Nahla Aubry. Definitely Nahla Aubry. But what if your parents are Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Junior? By Lainey • Jan 28, 2010 03:23 am
Douchebags Junior’s audacity I thought it was stanky a couple of weeks ago when Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr were all mopey faced about her being sick. Of course they shared it on Twitter. And if you suspected it to be a sympathy grab, you wouldn’t be entirely off base. By Lainey • Oct 21, 2009 10:38 am
Smutty Surgery Weight Loss Tits Need to suppress your appetite? This will help. Someone sent me a photo yesterday of Tori Spelling and her f-cked up tits at fashion week in New York. I quickly pushed away my plate of fries. Fake tits, too skinny resulting in too much extra skin, and a face that By Lainey • Sep 14, 2009 10:46 am
Homewreckers Is this how you want to start your morning? Not that any time is a good time for Tori Spelling’s mashed up face but it’s especially hard first thing. But viewers of the fourth hour of The Today Show this morning were greeted with this sh-t as Tori filled in for Hoda Kotb alongside Kathy Lee Gifford. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2009 08:25 am
Girly Throw Downs Ugly And I don’t mean on the outside. Ugly, ugly, ugly family sh-t. So Candy Spelling wrote a book. She’s promoting it. Naturally, in order to stir up interest, she’s decided to stick a knife in her daughter’s side and twist it around. Everyone is now losing By Lainey • May 29, 2009 03:05 am
Famewhores Deformed A proud moment last night: my husband was cussing his balls off at NHL09 when inspiration struck. Him: I don’t care who she is. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world. #1 on my Freebie 5. But if she gets implants she is dead to me. By Lainey • May 26, 2009 09:35 am
Famewhores Junior is robust Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, By Lainey • Apr 28, 2009 07:36 am
Douchebags Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused By Lainey • Apr 16, 2009 05:26 am
Ugly Courtside no makeup Kate Hudson with her gorgeous brother Oliver at the Laker games last night and not a trace of makeup. Compare and contrast with that mutt-faced Tori Spelling and her golddigging loser of a husband Kevin Federline Jr. Her blush looks like a f-ckin’ bruise! So Kate looks clammy and flu-stricken By Lainey • Apr 06, 2009 04:14 am
