Famewhores Cowtown KFed Jr Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 04:25 am
Twats Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Famewhores Ugly is forgettable? Since when? How do you forget this face…for all the wrong reasons? Not sure why Tori Spelling is at fashion week but she is because I guess they’ll let any riffraff in the door these days. So she pulls up at the Christian Siriano show last night but By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 02:39 am
Douchebags Hugh don’t know Junior My favourite, favourite story of the day. So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 05:03 am
Assy Style In the corner where she belongs Kevin Federline Junior and his wife thought that maybe someone would care about her post-baby 50 pound weight loss after just 6 months. The only takers were the folks at the bottom feeding In Touch Weekly (only $2.99!) but definitely, definitely not as the main cover story, hell no. By Lainey • Dec 31, 2008 03:04 am
Famewhores Worst of 2008: Junior’s poem Tori Spelling was featured in the February issue of Self Magazine and, amid her sickening gush about the bullsh-t life she’s created from the smoldering embers of a home wrecked, she decided to share with us a poem KFed Jr once sent to her blackberry – golddigger’s attempt to By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 06:33 am
Tori Spelling Hairy Tumour Jay Leno It’s not like she doesn’t know, you know. It’s not like she doesn’t know the mean things you all say about her face. She knows enough to say it out loud! As reported yesterday, my Rumey graces the cover of this week’s Page Six Magazine. By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:43 am
Dumbass Sit DOWN Junior Federline! The 90210 comeback could have been a whole lot uglier. Thankfully for us, Tori Spelling has to feed her goldigging prick of a husband. As such, she won’t be appearing on the first episode. The official excuse was that she would be too busy with KFed Jr’s second By Lainey • Aug 11, 2008 05:21 am
Douchebags Poor Junior must scrape The bottom of the barrel. Imagine you’re Kevin Federline Junior. You walk out on your wife and kids, including a newly adopted daughter, for a road you thought would be paved with Dynasty and 90210 gold. You must train your gag reflex not to kick in at the sight By Lainey • Jul 30, 2008 08:53 am
Twats Tori Spelling = My Elbow Vagina Since that stupid twat Mischa Barton broke my arm I’ve spent the summer collecting scarves. Some are silk, some have skulls, and stars, and seashells and swirly symbols, all to conceal an ugly scar and its even uglier growth. I noticed about 2 weeks after my stitches came out. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 05:43 am
Douchebags Ugly Junior kissy face Try not to Rossum. Tori Spelling and that piece of sh*t she married, Kevin Federline Jr, decided they haven’t been getting enough attention lately, so yesterday, the two ran into some paps to get their picture taken. Just to make sure we know how desperate they are, Junior By Lainey • Jul 16, 2008 07:42 am
Douchebags Junior’s First Daughter Just got back from orthopaedics for a progress scan and rehab on my arm. Am not Tiger Woods. Will not be playing golf and winning the US Open 8 weeks after surgery. F*cking Mischa Barton. Anyway, an appointment at ortho is a long drawn out process. Waiting room, then By Lainey • Jul 03, 2008 09:58 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Junior Pay Day! Kevin Federline Junior added to his net worth yesterday as wife Tori Spelling delivered their second child – a girl they called Stella Doreen. Tori went in yesterday for a scheduled c-section as confirmed by her publicist. Stella’s arrival sets up Junior for life and it is a testament to By Lainey • Jun 10, 2008 02:21 am
Tori Spelling The Best Angles Find the Best Hair You know I’ve been saying it for months: under the right light, when she’s rockin’ her best angles, my Rumey is not ugly. With a new hair cut at a length that’s just so, Rumer Willis is finally proving that she’s actually straight up cute. See? By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 07:29 am
Famewhores Mr & Mrs Junior Loser This made my life. Thanks to Catherine for sending. Tori Spelling and that golddigging piece of sh*t she married are promoting a new season of their dumbass reality show. Apparently neither can get booked on the regular publicity circuit. As such, they’ve had to resort to this: hiring By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 03:22 am
Douchebags Junior Gets Richer Kevin Federline Jr has much to celebrate today. It has been confirmed that his wife Tori Spelling will reprise her role as Donna Martin in the new 90210 debuting this fall. Donna owns a swanky boutique in Beverly Hills. Given that Tori’s late father Aaron produced the original, it’ By Lainey • May 27, 2008 06:26 am
