Twats But Will The Proceeds Go to PETA? By celebrity standards, Pamela Anderson must be poor. Poor and tacky – a terrible combination. Too bad she’s still a Canadian. Yes. She’s an American now too, after having received official citizenship, but she was born in Canada. She plans one day to return to and retire in Canada. By Lainey • May 02, 2008 08:35 am
Famewhores I Don’t Know No Gays… Who think of Tori Spelling as an icon. And I know lots of gays. Not one of them – NOT ONE – can bear Tori Spelling. You know why? Because gays like pretty things. And schmaltzy singers. As you well know, Tori Spelling is not pretty. Nor is she a schmaltzy singer. By Lainey • Apr 17, 2008 08:48 am
Douchebags KFed Jr Stefani Rossdale Jolie Pitt For some reason, some publishing company thinks that people will buy a Tori Spelling book about her life. It’s a mystery how they came to this conclusion since “Her sTori” can be summed up as follows: - famous dad + nepotism = 90210 - B List forever - Homewrecker - Famewhore By Lainey • Mar 19, 2008 07:39 am
Famewhores Who Says You’re a MILF??? Some people are seriously delusional. Like…BADLY delusional. So delusional it’s almost offensive. So it was reported today that the CW is planning a 90210 spin-off, trying to capitalise on the success of Gossip Girl. Am all over it. We all need some more West Beverly. When asked about By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 09:24 am
Kevin Federline Like KFed, Like Junior! This has totally made my life. KFed and his Junior are rockin’ the same ‘do! Junior copies his mentor yet again! Sweet Xenu, has it been 2 weeks? 2 weeks since anyone’s cared about Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr? Apparently they tried unsuccessfully several days ago By Lainey • Feb 12, 2008 05:33 am
Tori Spelling Junior’s Supergrowth Super Sperm So here’s the latest “candid” photo of Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Junior out for a family walk and showing off a remarkably large baby bump. Remarkably large because just a month ago, she was somehow photographed in full maquillage working out kick boxing with her goldigger. By Lainey • Feb 04, 2008 03:48 am
Tori Spelling Rossum For Money: Junior Murders Poetry I really should save this for a Friday, to send you roaring with laughter into the weekend. But it’s too good. It’s too f&cking good. And it’s so f&cking Rossum you will lose your sh*t. Promise. So in the February issue of By Lainey • Jan 28, 2008 08:50 am
Tori Spelling Junior’s Sperm Finds a Second Jackpot Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Pregnant and another By Lainey • Jan 24, 2008 06:26 am
Tori Spelling Junior Makes Himself Useful While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters By Lainey • Jan 04, 2008 07:25 am
Tori Spelling Keeping Fit for KFed Jr Little Liam isn’t even a year and already Tori Spelling has worked her way back to pre-baby shape – as you can see, a set of flat abs to go along with the brand new boob job she supposedly gave her husband as a push present. Most women receive push By Lainey • Dec 20, 2007 01:54 am
Tori Spelling Junior Hits Paydirt: Worst of 2007 Sweet suffering Xenu… KFed Jr knocked up Tori Spelling and we had to endure the debut of his bank account. One Rossum photo after another Rossum photo, but this one has to take the cheese. Look at them. Look at Tori all sweet and mothering and still ugly. And Junior By Lainey • Dec 14, 2007 05:46 am
Tori Spelling Junior Finds a Purpose He’s so happy he can barely contain his smug smile – here are Tori Spelling and her husband, Kevin Federline Jr, leaving a salon yesterday after her blowout. Junior dutifully picked up his bank account and was “surprised” by the presence of paparazzi upon their departure. As you can see, By Lainey • Dec 07, 2007 02:12 am
Jennifer Lopez JLo’s Maternity Glow Jennifer and Marc showed up at Movies Rock yesterday. As you can see, she is very, very pregnant. And very, very beautiful. And now I see that nose thing all you pregnancy know-it-alls are talking about. It is a little fatter, isn’t it? Still…she looks divine. And irresistibly By Lainey • Dec 03, 2007 01:25 am
Tori Spelling Ugly, Junior, and a Dog I’ll take the dog. Tori Spelling and her husband KFed Jr showed up in NYC on Saturday at The Out 100 Awards. You know how gays love drag queens. As you can see, she has her push presents full on display. Normally, as I understand it from ALL of By Lainey • Nov 11, 2007 07:00 pm
Tori Spelling One-Eyed Junior Check out KFed Junior with his wife and his bank account baby all dressed up and terrorising the D-List last night en route to a party. As you can see, Junior is thrilled to see a camera and is probably even more jacked that the photo was posted on People. By Lainey • Oct 25, 2007 08:25 am
Tori Spelling KFed Jr: Diary of a Kept Man You really have to give it Tori Spelling’s husband. Not only is he excelling in the art of golddiggery, he’s also embracing life as a kept man, content with living only as an extension of his wife, happy to sit back, enjoy the paycheque…and learn how to By Lainey • Oct 14, 2007 08:00 pm
