Tori Spelling Paris Ebola infects Canada I know it’s a non-story everywhere else. But here, in Canada, Paris’s recent fling with hockey player Jose Theodore on Sunday night continues to inspire obsessive discussion. And I think I’ve now heard from everyone in Montreal eager to put their 2 cents into the situation. Still… By Lainey • Jun 23, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling Tori Spelling: karma calamity Aaron Spelling suffered a stroke on Sunday, the same day Tori Spelling attended the MMVAs with Dean McDermott and decided to attack his ex-wife Mary Jo Eustace. Most of you already know about how Tori had Mary Jo removed from the event. You also know about her getting up on By Lainey • Jun 22, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori Spelling out for blood Damn. She’s ugly, she’s amoral, and she’s vicious too. Tori brought it to Toronto this weekend and she’s turning out to be quite the c-bomb to be reckoned with. Poor Mary Jo Eustace. She really didn’t stand a chance. As usual, Tori arrived with KFed By Lainey • Jun 19, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Kfed cleanshaven You think you know and then when it happens, you actually find out you don"t know at all. Because Kevin Federline decided to un-thug hisself for Item Magazine and the result has left me feeling dirtier than I did when he was still trying to be black. Highlights By Lainey • May 31, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Dean McDermott defines Goldiggery Nothing to do on a 9 hour flight but stock up on celebrity rags and kill time. Made the mistake of reading the People Magazine article with exclusive details on Dean McDermott’s goldmine of a wedding in Fiji. Total trainwreck, y’all. You read and you cringe and you By Lainey • May 14, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Tori gets her Federline I have to give it to Dean McDermott. The man - a Canadian no less - has succeeded where Kfed didn"t. Because while Kevin stupidly believes that he will become more than just Britney"s husband, that his own career will really catch fi-ya, Dean is astute By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Ugly: Kristy Swanson It"s official: Buffy is ugly. Buffy homewreckers are even uglier. Lucky for Kristy, she happens to be both. Not that I particularly relish spending time on Z-list celebrities and their figure skating affairs but if I were the now defunct Mrs. Eisler, who was pregnant with his child By Lainey • Apr 09, 2006 08:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Fergie at the Junos The biggest night in Canadian music and sweet mother of Goddess, I think I’ve misplaced my inner c-bomb. Is it possible that Fergie’s brand of ugly mold is actually growing on me??? She looked decent at her birthday and she looks even better here on the Juno red By Lainey • Apr 02, 2006 08:00 am
Tori Spelling The Daily Pick-me-Up: Tori Spelling Just what I needed on a day like today. Having a stylist dress you is a truly amazing experience. Thank you Jessa! But I nearly lost my neurotic mind over having to squeeze into a gorgeous designer gown. It also doesn’t help when you hang out at eTalk all By Lainey • Mar 30, 2006 07:00 am
Stacy Ann Ferguson Tori Spelling and the new Federline From JJB. I"d like to start by complimenting Tori Spelling. For a girl who looks like someone stepped on her face, I think she"s made the most of her deficiencies. There is a glass ceiling for de-uglification, you know. And no matter how hard certain people By Lainey • Mar 16, 2006 07:00 am
