Twats No match for a Queen At the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night in London, Lily Allen was overdressed and overdrunk, arriving in an inexplicably over the top massive gown and getting progressively more licked as the evening wore on, so drunk she dared to disrespect Elton John on stage. They appeared together, By Lainey • Sep 03, 2008 02:17 am
Twats Sit DOWN Vanessa Hudgens Six words that will send a celebrity straight to Hate List hell: Do you know who I am? No, bitch… who the f&ck are you??? This is Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron’s pretend girlfriend. She was in Vancouver last night to play a show at the PNE. Arrived By Lainey • Aug 25, 2008 09:02 am
Twats Apple Friends and Enemies A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton By Lainey • Aug 15, 2008 03:33 am
Twats Tori Spelling = My Elbow Vagina Since that stupid twat Mischa Barton broke my arm I’ve spent the summer collecting scarves. Some are silk, some have skulls, and stars, and seashells and swirly symbols, all to conceal an ugly scar and its even uglier growth. I noticed about 2 weeks after my stitches came out. By Lainey • Jul 22, 2008 05:43 am
Twats The Fox and her Bag Said it before – to me she’s just a Blender girl. One of those ubiquitous skanks staring back at you, open mouthed, from the pages of a soft core skin rag, always wet and ready to go. This is Megan Fox carrying a bag on her back last night at By Lainey • Jul 15, 2008 05:08 am
Twats Big Brother Pays for Pam It was announced the other day that Big Brother Australia is bringing in Pamela Anderson for a special appearance on the new season. Since she can’t act, and isn’t good for much else but taking off her clothes, this has become her career. She hired to show up By Lainey • Jun 26, 2008 04:52 am
Twats Star-crossed Skank Love Two scabs who can’t stay apart – Tommy Lee has revealed exclusively to Rolling Stone that he and Pamela Anderson are back together. She’s moved into the house with their sons and they’re trying to make it work… again. Kinda romantic, I guess. That after all these years, By Lainey • Jun 13, 2008 01:18 am
Twats Canadian Work Ethic By Hollywood standards, Pamela Anderson is not stinking rich. In fact, she’s probably closer to broke ass. This is why Canada’s filthiest scab has to resort to hiring herself out to parties for a paltry $100K. $100K is a lot of money for us… it’s chump change By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 12:13 pm
Twats Karma Poo Mischa Barton, the twat who caused my broken arm, showed up at the Time for Heroes celebrity carnival to benefit The Elizabeth Glaser Pediatic Aids Foundation embarrassingly overdressed. It was a CARNIVAL. Most people wore casual summer dresses and/or jeans. Mischa turns up with a glitzy Chanel bag and By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 03:54 am
Twats No More Lilo & SamRo? NO!!!!!!!!!!! I love Lilo and SamRo! But it’s been over 2 days since Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been photographed together. She was also seen moving her sh*t out of Sam’s and back into her own place in a pair of short shorts and gorgeous gladiator By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 02:17 am
Twats Ebola - HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! It’s a day late but since I don’t post on weekends, pretend it’s June 8th and play along. Do you remember what happened a year ago? Do you remember the happiest, smuttiest, best day ever??? Do you remember laughing at your desk? Running with joy down the By Lainey • Jun 09, 2008 01:46 am
Twats Shiloh Have Mercy Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no By Lainey • Jun 05, 2008 02:35 am
Twats Mischa Found She has skipped out on almost all of her press obligations to promote that tAtu movie she made. She’s been called out by the producers for her unprofessional attitude. She disappeared for a week to lay low during previously scheduled commitments. But worry not, gossips. Mischa Barton is fine By Lainey • Jun 04, 2008 02:36 am
Twats Smut Loves the Low Road Good form would be to refrain from warring publicly. To let the lawyers do the talking, like Paul McCartney, and take the high road. Charlie Sheen doesn"t even know what the high road looks like. Why would he? Especially against a low road whore like Denise Richards...his By Lainey • May 22, 2008 04:30 am
Twats Ebola Desperate to Spread Seal your windows and protect your children… this is Ebola Paris Hilton leaving a medical centre yesterday. Rumour has it, she`s been desperate to conceive and is rather frustrated that it hasn`t happened yet. Yes. That f*cking disease is trying to procreate. The world is about to By Lainey • May 21, 2008 02:18 am
Twats We Blame Mischa Barton Friday night we were supposed to cover a Mischa Barton red carpet for that dumbass Tatu movie she made last year. So we show up at Majestic Beach at 10pm ready to shoot and one of the Tatus is running around hoping to get noticed to no avail and the By Lainey • May 20, 2008 01:45 am
