Twats But Will The Proceeds Go to PETA? By celebrity standards, Pamela Anderson must be poor. Poor and tacky – a terrible combination. Too bad she’s still a Canadian. Yes. She’s an American now too, after having received official citizenship, but she was born in Canada. She plans one day to return to and retire in Canada. By Lainey • May 02, 2008 08:35 am
Twats The Hills: The Rolling Stones Cover Here it is… Heidi kills me. And poor Whitney doesn’t even get to show her face! Actually… NOT poor Whitney. Whitney was apparently the biggest bitch at this shoot. And Lauren was an insecure mess. And Audrina is dumb as f&cking ass. Click here to revisit my By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 04:47 am
Twats Dirty Face Returns to the Carpet We’ve seen a lot of Lindsay Lohan lately but not “officially”. Not on a red carpet. Her red carpet appearances have been few and far between. But LG must have paid her a pretty penny last night because she showed up at the launch of the Scarlet HD TV By Lainey • Apr 29, 2008 03:29 am
Twats Just Like Lilo Rumer Willis worked her best angles and walked the carpet in white at the Tribeca Film Festival on Friday for the premiere of her movie From Within. As you can see, side by side with Lindsay Lohan, she is well on her way. Now all that remains is a few By Lainey • Apr 27, 2008 08:03 pm
Twats Lilo Territorial Easy girl… Obviously relapse makes a girl nasty. And aggressive. And overprotective of her p&ssy! Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been inseparable for weeks. Lilo has been following Samantha from LA to NYC on dj gigs and word is, when Ashley Olsen stopped by to say hello By Lainey • Apr 22, 2008 02:22 am
Twats Please Take Her Picture! Perhaps second to only Heather Mills, not many women are as universally despised as Denise Richards, which is why it’s baffling that any network would give her her own reality tv show. A show in which she will gratuitously pimp her children so as to more effectively fellate the By Lainey • Apr 21, 2008 04:37 am
Twats More Like Her Mother… Every day. Lindsay Lohan spent much of the weekend in NYC trailing around Samantha Ronson accompanying her on gigs at clubs where the alcohol is freeflowing and the coke even more. Lilo reportedly danced wildly, smoked cigarettes, tossed her weave around, and rocked a few body rolls. She hung out By Lainey • Apr 20, 2008 09:26 pm
Twats Pam: Family Day and Fraud Pam and Tommy took their boys out for a movie yesterday in Malibu, apparently narrowly avoiding a run-in with Rick Salomon who has filed fraud claims of his own against Pam (she did the same) as they both move to annul their 2 month marriage. Annulment. Not divorce. Curious. You By Lainey • Mar 24, 2008 03:41 am
Twats The Perils of a Pimp Mom This is what happens when your mother is more interested in pimping you than she is in raising you. Not only do you become a drug addict, so used and loose at only 21 that even the p*ssy posse wants nothing to do with you wants nothing to do By Lainey • Mar 17, 2008 09:39 am
Twats How Long Before… Lilo and Ali scrap over a dude? Like ripping each other’s hair out on TMZ? Let’s see.. Ali is 14. Give it a couple of years. By the time she’s 16, bet your fake tits she’ll be caught in flagrante with Lindsay’s boyfriend… Milo Ventimiglia? By Lainey • Mar 11, 2008 09:02 am
