Twats Lindsay Lohan is not George Clooney Oh look. Lindsay Lohan f-cked up. Where? She was leaving a club. Where else? Lohan was driving. She was trying to avoid the paps. Apparently she struck the club manager - very, very gently - while she was trying to turn around. Then, without getting out of the car and By Lainey • Mar 14, 2012 12:26 pm
Twats Everything in Lohan perspective Earlier today, Michael K at Dlisted posted these photos of Debbie Harry and Lindsay Lohan. Harry was horrifyingly mistaken for Lohan. Debbie Harry, by the way, is 66. Lindsay Lohan is 25. And then there’s Tara Reid... There was a time when it couldn’t get worse than Tara By Lainey • Mar 06, 2012 04:19 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan’s meaningless SNL I was at a junket on Saturday waiting with other reporters when the subject of Lindsay Lohan came up. Almost everyone agreed that she would be solid that night on SNL. And then we disagreed on whether or not it would mean anything, lead to a career comeback. There were By Lainey • Mar 05, 2012 10:43 am
Twats Still the asshole who namechecks the Oscars Lindsay Lohan’s interview with Matt Lauer on The Today Show aired this morning. She says she’s changed and learned and is ready to move on and whatever, the same sh-t she’s been saying for years. And then, of course, when asked what she’ll be doing in By Lainey • Mar 01, 2012 11:21 am
Twats All the wrong colours Lindsay Lohan went to court today and it’s been, oh, 4 months or so since she last f-cked up. The Judge was pleased that she’d completed the community service that was expected of her. Why are we being asked to stand up and applaud the fact that she By Lainey • Feb 22, 2012 02:17 pm
Twats Pam comes home to party Pam Anderson has been in Vancouver the last few days; it hasn’t exactly been a quiet trip home. Here she is with former football player Mitch Berger and his big ass Super Bowl ring. They spent most of the day at his apartment yesterday. At around 11am, he picked By Lainey • Jan 26, 2012 05:40 pm
Twats Best & Worst of 2011: Lohans at the Kardashian wedding Worst because obviously. Best because, don’t lie, seeing these two pieces of sh-t taking third place at a loser’s wedding gave you a lot of joy. Here’s a refresher: Lindsay Lohan wearing what I called a knock off of a knock off of a Cavalli barely containing By Lainey • Dec 12, 2011 06:37 pm
Twats Lindsay Lohan is unfulfilled She was back in court today. TMZ had the play by play. Judge Sautner revoked her probation. Lindsay Lohan is due back in court on November 2 - my wedding anniversary! - to see if she has to go to jail. Among the issues reviewed to determine if she violated By Lainey • Oct 19, 2011 02:33 pm
Twats Dentist. She needs one. Badly. This is Lindsay Lohan last night in LA at the Saints Row: The Third party. You know, I have to get over my prejudice against video gaming events as, like, celebrity stops. Video games are throwing the most money around these days. The famous people, they By Lainey • Oct 13, 2011 10:25 am
Twats The model with yellow teeth Lindsay Lohan went to Milan. She met a designer there. He’s called Philipp Plein. And all of a sudden, five minutes later, she’s the new face of the label, if you can call it a label, and is now, already, shooting the ad campaign. Ummm... You know who By Lainey • Sep 26, 2011 01:43 pm
Twats Lohan throws a drink in front of her mother It’s fashion week in New York. Lindsay Lohan thinks she’s part of it. She’s been at a few shows. She thinks everyone is paying attention to her. And they are. But only because her lips are really f-cked up and she’s such a goddamn loser. Last By Lainey • Sep 15, 2011 06:11 am
Twats Let me pull my shirt up Was meaning to post this yesterday and then got buried in TIFF. So Tara Reid is in London because of something to do with Big Brother. This is all you need to know. This is all I need to know. So if you’re about to hit me up with By Lainey • Sep 09, 2011 03:43 am
Twats Of course she wore white That Kardashian who was married this weekend asked all her guests to wear white or black. Most people would opt for black. It’s easier to find, coordinate, and, well, it speaks to choice - I CHOOSE to NOT wear the colour of the bride. It’s one thing if By Lainey • Aug 22, 2011 04:58 am
Twats As IF, Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan went to Miami in May, before she was locked inside her comfortable Venice Beach townhouse for a month, for a photo shoot and interview with Plum Magazine. A reader called Ellie sent over this video from the shoot titled, “I can’t believe she didn’t steal those By Lainey • Jul 13, 2011 09:29 am
Twats House Arrest party True story: I was just thinking this morning of writing in the open a note about how we went all last week without any pap photos taken from inside Lindsay LOHAN’s house during her house arrest. Then I thought better of it because, well, you know. And, well, you By Lainey • Jun 13, 2011 06:20 am
Girly Throw Downs Blake is more naked Blake Lively’s publicist denied that the first batch of nude leaks were shots of her client. And there was a rather limp-wristed threat to sue too. Whoever released the pictures apparently wasn’t finished. Yesterday more images were distributed online, this time with captions, like a f-ck you message By Lainey • Jun 02, 2011 03:48 am
