Twats Transfer dirt The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, also a major media mogul and estimated to be the 3rd richest man in the country, is being tried for paying a 17 year old girl to have sex with him and using his considerable resources to try to kill the story. Berlusconi is By Lainey • Mar 30, 2011 03:46 am
Twats Christina Aguilera arrested Christina and her KFed-style boyfriend were arrested a few hours ago in West Hollywood. Both were drunk, and he was trying to kill people while driving. Dumb. F-cking. Twat. She’s been booked on public intoxication and he’s looking at a DUI. According to TMZ, Christina’s been on By Lainey • Mar 01, 2011 03:18 am
Twats Was she wearing a bra? Quick programming note, sorry I forgot to include in the open. TV LiveBlog with Duana goes this afternoon at 3pm ET/noon PT. That’s a heads up for you Supernatural fans. And Mr Sunshine. And more. Back to Lindsay Lohan, let’s get the facts out of the way By Lainey • Feb 10, 2011 03:26 am
Twats That Girl at the Super Bowl Back in November, after an eyewitness account of Cameron Diaz in Mexico with Alex Rodriguez, pathetically begging him to pay attention to her – click here for a refresher - I told you that she is, disappointingly, That Girl. That Girl showed up at the Super Bowl last night. With that By Lainey • Feb 07, 2011 01:43 am
Twats You’re a f-cking idiot Living drama-free is obviously not a possibility. Not even in rehab. TMZ is all over it. On December 12, Lilo, as mentioned earlier, returned to the Betty Ford Clinic ten minutes after curfew. She hit up a bar, and when she came home, LATE, one of the staffers gave her By Lainey • Dec 21, 2010 04:08 am
Twats Lohan replay and her weave falls out She covers the new issue of Vanity Fair in an interview that took place BEFORE she went to jail and rehab. And apparently at one point she goes to adjust her ponytail and one of the extensions comes out. All while Lilo is trying to convince the journalist that she’ By Lainey • Aug 31, 2010 04:58 am
Twats Ebola once a month Three times this summer there’s been a police incident. All three times involving drugs. The two previous times it managed to slither its way out of trouble. This time however, this time in Vegas, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton was busted on suspicion of felony cocaine possession after cops pulled By Lainey • Aug 30, 2010 02:23 am
Twats Who are your friends? Yeah yeah, Mischa Barton may or may not be smoking joint in St Tropez on a yacht. This is not fresh. And, obviously, in these circles, with this lifestyle, there is no friendship, no loyalty, no trust. Which explains how these photos came to be. Because these are not pap By Lainey • Aug 12, 2010 06:13 am
Twats Ashley Greene needs some tough love Written by Sarah You know how Lainey wants to be Jessica Simpson’s friend and save her from herself? Well I want to do that for Ashley Greene. Ashley is in need of a life intervention. She needs a (pretend) friend to tell her Hard Truths and help her manage By Lainey • Jun 28, 2010 07:44 am
Twats Unbuttoned for court You’re in deep sh-t with the law. The judge is pissed at your punk ass. You’re already 2 (business) days late for your appearance. So what do you wear when you finally make it to your hearing? If you’re Lindsay Lohan, it’s a tight white shirt By Lainey • May 24, 2010 05:42 am
Hook Ups Crank vs Amanda Seyfried It’s Mean Girls all over again. And it’s the ongoing saga of that skint.agg.scag Lindsay Lohan who insists on cocking up her life over and over again. She was supposed to get on a plane this morning from France to head back to LA for her By Lainey • May 19, 2010 06:51 am
Twats Crank at the Chopard party Chopard celebrated 150 years last night in Cannes. My Marion showed up in a sparkly pantsuit and looked great, was gracious, and probably stayed well away from Lindsay Lohan who somehow skeezed her way in. They’ll never say because they’re too classy, but the point of these events By Lainey • May 18, 2010 05:31 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank comes to Cannes Was there any doubt? One way or another, even though she’s broke ass, she’d find her way here. After all, she’s ostensibly in Cannes to promote an upcoming role as porn star Linda Lovelace. What wouldn’t she do? Nothing is off limits now. So this is By Lainey • May 17, 2010 05:33 am
Girly Throw Downs Crank vs Punk Ass: the throwdown Oh now this is a gift. Nothing like a twatty scrap to kick off a Tuesday. So Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne threw down at the Chateau Marmont about a week ago. Apparently they were both at an event and Lilo blew off Avril until By Lainey • May 11, 2010 02:28 am
Twats Crank jokes! Remember yesterday, at the cranking hour, when Lindsay Lohan crank tweeted about Samantha Ronson spitting on her and leaving with Miley Cyrus’s ex boyfriend? Jokes, baby. It was all jokes. Of course she pulled that sh-t down as soon as the pills wore off. Of course she claimed, via By Lainey • Apr 22, 2010 10:19 am
Twats Clubbing with the Crank Lindsay Lohan these days is not unlike Ebola Paris Hilton. You must be careful with the association. Because that sh-t will bring you down. And there’s no benefit to befriending Lilo right now. Maybe anymore. Especially not with a career as hot as Sam Worthington’s. Although he’s By Lainey • Apr 14, 2010 08:32 am
