Twats Public puking This is surprisingly not about Lindsay Lohan. But it is a surprise why these two aren’t hanging out. It’s not like they haven’t before. Page Six is reporting that Mischa Barton was at the Bar Marmont the other night on her own and f-cked up. At one By Lainey • Mar 30, 2010 03:48 am
Twats The perfect marriage Lindsay Lohan + Ed Hardy. Right? At this point… definitely. We walked to Fashion Show Mall in Vegas the other day because I was hunting for my Elizabeth & James jacket at Nordstrom which I eventually ended up finding at Neiman Marcus and didn’t end up buying because they’re By Lainey • Mar 23, 2010 09:20 am
Twats Lilo vs the Club Ho This is what her wreck of a life has become. So Lindsay Lohan has been seeing some model called Adam Senn. According to X17 she hit up Voyeur the other night and saw him there talking to another girl. Lilo is nothing if not jealous and possessive. Especially when she’ By Lainey • Mar 22, 2010 10:28 am
Twats Diary of 2 trainwrecks Mischa Barton lightened her hair yesterday. Actually looks a lot better. Has an old Hollywood feel to it. Mischa has been rough, like ROUGH ASS, for weeks. Perhaps this will signal a lift. It’s definitely an improvement. And while it might not get her leading roless, it just might By Lainey • Feb 17, 2010 02:16 am
Twats Dancing with Celebrity Big Brother comes next Well no wonder she had to take a job as a glorified extra on Law & Order SVU – turns out Mischa Barton is being sued for bailing on her rent. Apparently she owes 3 months at $7K a month on an apartment in New York for which she signed a By Lainey • Jan 22, 2010 01:35 am
Twats Ghetto Tits getting married – CAUTION PHOTOS Tara Reid’s rep has confirmed to People.com that she is engaged. His name is Michael Axtmann. He proposed over dinner at The Little Door in Hollywood. According to her publicist: "Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful round brilliant cut ring. Tara was so happy, and the other By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 03:38 am
Twats Not far from an extra... Speaking of the shames, while Mischa Barton is hustling as an extra on Law & Order SVU, Lindsay Lohan, still unemployed, has been invited as the guest of honour at the annual Vienna Opera Ball. By all accounts, it’s the tackiest sh-t ever and if her predecessors are any By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:34 am
Twats She can’t even handle being an extra Remember when Mischa Barton headlined a tv show? Remember when she decided she could make it in film? Remember when she failed in film but turned down a spot on Gossip Girl? Remember when her new series was cancelled after 5 minutes? Remember when she broke my arm????? Yeah well By Lainey • Jan 21, 2010 02:07 am
Twats Big lips, polka nips, and a sex tape It’s this week’s episode of Lohan Mayhem 2010. Lindsay Lohan showed up last night at the Vida International Launch Party wearing a sheer polka dot blouse hinting at a pair of hard nips. I’ve been looking for them. Don’t lie. You’re looking too. She stayed By Lainey • Jan 14, 2010 03:16 am
Twats Miley dropped the line Few celebrity offences are more offensive than That Line. You know That Line. When they drop That Line it’s like a spotlight on the soul. Using that line implies conceit, unearned entitlement, arrogance, and disrespect. Users of that line believe they are better than the recipient, that the recipient By Lainey • Nov 24, 2009 02:48 am
Hook Ups Take him off the list Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? By Lainey • Nov 19, 2009 06:30 am
Twats Same old Pam naked Note: Partial nudity Surprise! It’s Pamela Anderson in New Zealand walking down the runway for Richie Rich. And somehow her tit popped out. Oh and her ass too. They call it fashion. This is fashion??? She is supposedly broke. Apparently she’s $1.2 million in the hole after By Lainey • Sep 25, 2009 04:44 am
Twats Listening to Leo LipGloss Zac Efron has maintained a very, very low profile in Vancouver while working on his new film Charlie St Cloud. Stays away from party places, is smart about his movements, and is focusing all his energy on his role. He is professional on set, rather aloof but polite, and By Lainey • Sep 03, 2009 10:53 am
Twats Lilo & the curious case of the missing jewels Something didn’t smell right, did it? So you know that Lindsay Lohan’s house was burglarised. Apparently the alarm was not tripped and a safe was stolen. Now Radar is reporting that Lilo had $2 million worth of jewels on loan from a store called XIV Karats. She was By Lainey • Aug 28, 2009 03:41 am
Twats Dumbasses write books and make movies This is an I Hate People article. It will make you angry and punchy. You have been warned. Lisa Rinna “wrote” a book. It’s called Rinnavation: Getting Your Best Life Ever. Really? Her????? Yes. Her. Lisa Rinna can help you improve your life. Please. She was at a signing By Lainey • Jul 29, 2009 05:18 am
Twats Tongue Thumb vs Twi-Hards Bring it. You love it. I’d buy tickets and invite all of you to come watch. Megan Fox is at Comic-Con to promote Jennifer’s Body. At some point she picked up a Robert Pattinson/Entertainment Weekly pillow and posed with it, and of course you remember that there By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 09:41 am
