Twats Toxic tweaky love Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green were in Santa Monica together yesterday dining together at the Ivy by the Shore obviously unable to stay apart. Or maybe she hasn’t found anyone better to launch off to yet. Unfortunately the night after they hung out Robert Pattinson took off for By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 04:32 am
Twats Pam Anderson for Westwood CAUTION: Nudity Vivienne Westwood showed in Paris today and sent Pam Anderson down her runway in her clothing. Apparently during rehearsal Pam was wearing a loose t-shirt with no bra and her tit popped out. Shocking. Unfortunately or fortunately, depending how you see it, Vivienne’s clothes did not offer By Lainey • Mar 06, 2009 08:58 am
Twats You wish bitch Glamour Magazine this month is all about American icons. This is why Sheila Weller tried to convince us that Katie Holmes would be one one day. Dumb. But that’s only the beginning of the blasphemy. BLASPHEMY!!! You know why? They dressed several young Hollywood women as famous icons… The By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 06:35 am
Twats Mischa = Tori It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:48 am
Twats Of course she’s here Sienna Miller arrived in LA yesterday afternoon and, what did you expect?, headed straight for a party, seen here at the Grey Goose event last night with Dev Patel. Are you worried? Our sweet young Dev corrupted by Sienna? He’s not married. She’s not interested. You shouldn’t By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 01:41 am
Twats How Ebola works Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for By Lainey • Feb 04, 2009 06:45 am
Twats Size 2 is everywhere This Simpson business… As you know, these photos have made headlines everywhere. Like if the Brange hadn’t come along to show off the family in Tokyo, Jessica's pictures would have been the top story all week long. But no one beats the Brange. For the record, in By Lainey • Jan 28, 2009 08:15 am
Twats Somebody and Nobody Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D By Lainey • Jan 26, 2009 06:47 am
Twats First good move In a while. Sienna Miller to Broadway in September in After Miss Julie. It’s one of only three roles in the production and it’s a very good opportunity for Sienna to do something other than date married men and stumble out of bars with married men in the By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 04:52 am
Twats Rumey’s leading role Rumer Willis worked steadily in 2008. Her roles may not have been principle ones, far from actually, or very prestigious, but she’s working nonetheless. She’s a working actor. And she’ll begin work on her first leading role in just a few weeks. It’s called Slightly Single By Lainey • Jan 20, 2009 01:59 am
Twats Sh-t on the sidewalk Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst By Lainey • Jan 19, 2009 01:42 am
Twats What would Mrs Murphy say? Over in London, it’s Sienna Miller, maybe not quite as trainwrecky has Lindsay Lohan but drama, drama, drama, all the time too. Last night Sienna hit up the Groucho Club stumbling out at 2am and heading to another bar where she hooked up with Cillian Murphy and they were By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:53 am
Twats Bottom of the barrel Looks like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are back together. If we were playing Photo Assumption – my favourite game! – I’d say that Sam doesn’t exactly looking thrilled about it. But despite not living together anymore, Lilo insists that their love is all good. So good she gave an By Lainey • Jan 15, 2009 01:49 am
Twats Is this a man? Debatable. His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him? Oh yeah…him. Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break By Lainey • Jan 14, 2009 02:30 am
Break Ups Self spinning drama And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of By Lainey • Jan 06, 2009 02:42 am
Twats NYE Waste of Money Denise Richards and Lance Bass co-hosted a party at Prive Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Like, who would hire Denise Richards? And… who would actually GO to an event hosted by Denise Richards??? I would rather grab takeout at McDonalds – quarter with cheese, supersized fries, AND a filet fish to wash By Lainey • Jan 01, 2009 06:34 am
