Twats A Lohan Holiday Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Then she compared herself to By Lainey • Dec 29, 2008 01:30 am
Twats Shopping cures all Samantha Ronson thanked fans on her blog for their concern about her hospitalisation this weekend: "Thanks for all your messages. I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me. By Lainey • Dec 23, 2008 01:56 am
Twats Pam is still not wearing pants Two weeks ago, Pam Anderson showed up in Miami for an art show not wearing any pants. Or, rather, only wearing her panties. This weekend she arrived at LAX again choosing to forgo trousers. Because we should all forgo trousers in favour of whore heels and not much else. That By Lainey • Dec 22, 2008 03:51 am
Twats Rehab at Bardot Last night in LA at a club called Bardot – Lindsay Lohan, with Samantha Ronson, Kelly Osbourne, and Kirsten Dunst, all present and accounted for, all with their own rehab history, at the same places too! Lilo and Kelly both chose Promises. Lilo and Kiki both chose the Cirque Lodge. Lilo’ By Lainey • Dec 18, 2008 02:37 am
Twats In LA Lilo lurks After a whirlwind week in Europe promoting Twilight, Robert Pattinson returned home to LA yesterday. Home. To LA. Boo. Me I’m an anglophile. So of course I’d choose London over LA. But LA undeniably strips away all good things. Including accents. Kate Beckinsale was on Leno last night. By Lainey • Dec 10, 2008 06:27 am
Hook Ups Lindsay, Sean, Sam, and Dominick’s Roger Friedman who is several cuts above Life & Style, and Star Magazine, and In Touch is reporting today that Lindsay Lohan and Sean Penn were “nuzzling” last week in New York. Sean hosted a dinner party to celebrate Milk and Lilo apparently showed up without Samantha Ronson and before By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 06:32 am
Twats Pam doesn’t wear pants Twice a week, I’m on CTV local news in Vancouver for a 2 minute entertainment hit. Almost exactly a year ago, while reporting on Pamela Anderson, I referred to her as white trash. Some people actually complained. So here’s the Pam at Art Basel in Miami this weekend, By Lainey • Dec 08, 2008 02:05 am
Twats Single Sienna Manhunter A family torn asunder for an Italian holiday and a couple months of hot sex. Well that was worth it, non? Sienna Miller’s string of bad decisions continues as she confirmed to Us Weekly that her controversial relationship with Balthazar Getty is over, telling the magazine that: “I’m By Lainey • Nov 10, 2008 01:53 am
Twats Lilo skinny subway Thinner than ever in New York (look at the legs) with Samantha yesterday, here’s Lindsay Lohan in grey tights and a wicked leather jacket and bag hopping on the subway with the paps…because she’s just so real? Admittedly though, she does look great. Makes me angry to By Lainey • Oct 30, 2008 03:25 am
Twats An American call girl in Moscow Duana, Michelle, and I… we came home from Europe OBSESSED with Russians. Like, we can’t believe we were so late to arrive at the Russian party. Because Russians are amazing. We are all about Russians. Or at least the ones on our trip. As I mentioned last week, Grey By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 11:21 am
Twats The real star of The City Whitney Port is getting her own “reality” spin-off. She moves to New York, she gets a “job”, there’s boy drama… and all the activity happens AROUND her instead of ABOUT her. At least that’s what it looks like from the new trailer. Whitney stands around with her mouth By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:04 am
Twats What will it take? So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m By Lainey • Oct 22, 2008 05:10 am
Twats Disney twats are delusional It’s Vanessa Hudgens up to her twatty tricks again. Out and about in Beverly Hills yesterday and suddenly very offended by the paps, Really Vanessa Hudgens? Really? Will you remember Vanessa Hudgens in 3 years? Do you even remember her now? 14 year olds have short attention spans. The By Lainey • Sep 26, 2008 04:33 am
Twats Not a star, just a liar? Denise Richards claimed the other day that E! had renewed her reality show for a second season. Unfortunately the network has yet to make that decision. In fact, it sounds like they could be leaning on cutting that sh*t off: "We are still deciding on [renewal for] a By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 03:21 am
Twats Not a murderer, just a liar? Or both? Ebola’s people are insisting that there’s no truth to the reports yesterday that Ebola left two of her dogs out in the yard to die by coyote. She says the pups are alive and well, even though she herself can’t keep track of how many By Lainey • Sep 19, 2008 03:09 am
Twats Festival Ebola There’s a stank around Toronto this morning and it has everything to do with the fact that Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has arrived. She’s screening a movie tonight called Paris Not France and came in with Benji Madden yesterday to host a party at Ultra. Here they are By Lainey • Sep 09, 2008 05:32 am
