Twilight Cure for hangover Received an email this morning from Carol-Anne. Carol is a Twi-Hard but is not crazy. And she was initially skeptical about crazy reports on my site about the lunatics. She, um, has since been convinced. I think it was the tattoos. Anyway, about Carol-Anne’s message this morning – it was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 06:00 am
Hook Ups Ashlee & Adrian in New York It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not By Lainey • Jul 16, 2009 10:41 am
Twilight Let’s play Poor “Rob” Laura just emailed me after wetting herself over some photo of Robert Pattinson yesterday – her exact words: Come on, Elaine. Tell me he doesn’t look like a hot piece of ass in this one. I dare you. My response: He looks great! And asexual. And then she got all By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 05:27 am
Twilight Edward Anthony Masen Cullen Robert Pattinson? He doesn’t matter. Apparently, according to Jackie A from New York, what matters is Edward Anthony Masen Cullen. Who is divine. So the real Robert Pattinson, who wants to be an actor, apart from the Twilight hysteria, is irrelevant? This may not be the perspective of every By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 06:37 am
Quiveration Monday Morning Jackson This is for CJ. And all the rest who email me daily saying enough of Robert Pattinson, what about Jackson Rathbone? Indeed. But Jackson is harder to find. Which is why we should get started this Monday morning by sipping on some of his sexy. This is Jackson in New By Lainey • Jun 29, 2009 02:35 am
Twilight They are crying today Because Robert Pattinson has a bruised and bloody face. It’s obviously makeup for a scene in Remember Me shooting in New York last night. But we all now know the Twi-hard inability to separate fact from fiction. The same way they truly believe Pattinson is Edward Cullen and should By Lainey • Jun 24, 2009 03:32 am
Twilight They wish they were extras Robert Pattinson continues to film Remember Me in New York – seen here yesterday on set in the afternoon and also on a night shoot. Now every Twi-hard wants to be an extra and wear a cropped top and a cowboy hat which is a much better strategy than strangling, non? By Lainey • Jun 23, 2009 02:54 am
Twilight Taylor in Toronto Taylor Lautner received the loudest cheers last night on the carpet at the MMVAs. Keep in mind though that the Jonas Brothers did not walk and neither did Lady Gaga. Still, we all know Twilight’s popularity, and of course Taylor’s recent surge thanks to the steady stream photos By Lainey • Jun 22, 2009 05:38 am
Twilight Pattinson pouty pants And can you blame him? He already sounds a little neurotic as it is. At this point, with fans stalking and trying to strangle him at every turn, chasing him into the streets and narrowly avoiding becoming roadkill, it’s hard to believe he’s anything but terrified. And a By Lainey • Jun 19, 2009 02:12 am
Twilight Kristen keeps better company While Robert Pattinson narrowly avoided getting strangled by Twi-hards yesterday in New York, and probably spent the rest of the night wanting to strangle himself (the Twilight albatross gets heavier and heavier…at this point it’s more like a noose), Kristen Stewart was in LA working on her Joan By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:23 am
Twilight He wasn’t mauled… Taylor Lautner showed up at the CFDAs last night… Not really sure why but whatever. His people are trying to push him out there, he’s gradually making his way to Toronto for the MMVAs on Sunday, and he’s been trying to claim him own share of the spotlight By Lainey • Jun 16, 2009 03:05 am
Twilight Robert Pattinson’s next cover? He’s in New York – seen this morning with a ciggie hanging out of his mouth, which is actually when I find him most attractive, if at all – trying to hide from his crazy ass fans who had to go a few days last week without seeing him and almost By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 07:30 am
Twilight A Wolf at the MMVAs? Exclusive And a Vampire too? I hear that you'll be able to hear the screaming at 299 Queen West, MuchMusic Headquarters, reverberating around the world on June 21 because not only are the Vagina Virgins co-hosting, sources tell me Taylor Lautner will be presenting too! Easy Twi-hards...don& By Lainey • Jun 08, 2009 03:45 am
Twilight Twi-Fight at Blockbuster You all love the lunatic twi-hard hate mail. Unfortunately they haven’t been very creative lately. Angry and upset, yes. But not creative. How about a lunatic twi-hard catfight? Can I offer you one of those? Received this from a long time reader coincidentally called Rob from way back during By Lainey • Jun 04, 2009 04:21 am
Twilight Twilight Saga casting updates - Eclipse Many of you have been asking when they’ll return to Vancouver to resume filming. Probably August, yes. BUT…there’s no confirmed date. Any reports you’ve read about an exact date in August are premature considering the schedule is still being drafted. Again – the schedule is STILL BEING By Lainey • Jun 02, 2009 04:19 pm
Twilight Twi-hard blue balls One year ago, they showed up and Russell Brand cut them off. 12 months later… Needless to say, the MTV voting process isn’t exactly the Academy. Which is why Twi-hards took to the internets furiously to ensure a win for their vampire cheese, in their opinion vastly superior to By Lainey • Jun 01, 2009 02:35 am
