Twilight Rob and Taylor It snowed in the morning yesterday in Vancouver. This is why Robert Pattinson looks extra pretty leaving a meeting. Most of the cast is now in town. Shooting has not started. Right now it’s all prep. Am told it’s like camp reunion. Word is everyone is happy to By Lainey • Mar 10, 2009 02:59 am
Twilight Rob last night Here you go ladies…thanks MP! Last night Robert Pattinson hit up a local club in Vancouver and was kind enough to pose with a beautiful girl. Doesn’t look like he minded at a ll. It’s probably the best I’ve seen him look in a long time. By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 08:49 am
Twilight Twilight weekend in Vancouver And it begins. For those of you who’ve been begging for details… Spotted: Taylor Lautner learning to motorbike. He and Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson arrived a few days earlier than the rest of the cast for wardrobe testing and training. Taylor was then seen with his dad shopping By Lainey • Mar 09, 2009 02:18 am
Hook Ups Vancouver Vampire and a Fox Yes. I can confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are currently in Vancouver prepping for the Twilight Sequel New Moon. Go get her Emily! Arrived yesterday late afternoon, Rob was taken out a side/back entrance to avoid being attacked by twi-hards. Ugh. In my city. They are nothing By Lainey • Mar 05, 2009 05:05 am
Twilight Wet Rob His hair ladies, his hair… Try to control yourselves, ok? There’s more squealy business to come. This is Robert Pattinson out and about in LA yesterday, running back to his hotel with wet hair, looking pale and … he’s better straight on than in profile, non? The nose, I By Lainey • Mar 04, 2009 01:54 am
Twilight Kristen, Rob…and Drew? Twilight press conference and premiere in Tokyo today… Am all over Kristen Stewarts leather dress with the white trim. She’s 18. She can do it. Not so sure about the gown later on. Way too old for her. Whatever, I love her. My girl balances out the cheese on By Lainey • Feb 27, 2009 02:43 am
Twilight Check on your costar Kristen Stewart arrived in Tokyo today in advance of the Twilight Japanese premiere this week. Right off the plane, her bitch must be bitchier than usual. This could come in handy. Perhaps she’s already torn a strip off her costar Robert Pattinson for bringing Ebola into the equation. KStew By Lainey • Feb 25, 2009 02:27 am
Ebola Victims Pattinson can’t shake Ebola See? Once you let it in the door, once her black hole vagina gets its tentacles latched, it won’t let go until there’s nothing left. Robert Pattinson is in for a world of hurt. As reported earlier – click here for a refresher – Rob spent an hour at a By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 01:30 pm
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart > Robert Pattinson You know I love this bitch…even when she’s an inarticulate stoner on Letterman. Kristen Stewart is totally up her own ass. At 18, she’s an “artist”. And fluff is not her thing. So she says. So she acts. Pretentious? For sure! Youthful sanctimony? Absolutely! But on the By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 03:38 am
Ebola Victims Robert Pattinson…infected? Hate to say I told you so but… I told you so. Way back I told you so, back in November according to my sources Ebola was hunting Edward Cullen. And it was inevitable, the more time spent in LA, the greater risk of infection. It’s official: Robert Pattinson By Lainey • Feb 24, 2009 02:37 am
Twilight Oscar Open Mouth Posing: Robert Pattinson Again…back to the pool feed. Laura, my producer, who is still aching for him, almost launched herself off the balcony when he walked by. This is after Daniel Craig, her other love, had passed earlier and she barely reacted except to hiss into my face: Satsuki is ugly! We’ By Lainey • Feb 23, 2009 02:33 am
Twilight Vintage Pattinson Many of you lusty Robert Pattinson fans pounded my email yesterday needing more details, annoyed and insisting I should have been stalking him and not Grey Goose. This is crazy talk. But… I will try to make up for it. First – some of your pressing questions. Was the young aunt-ish By Lainey • Feb 20, 2009 07:19 am
Girly Throw Downs Rob & LipGloss?!?!? Twihards have been holding their breath for days – report after report was released that Robert Pattinson would leave London to present at the Oscars. This is Rob yesterday on Rodeo Drive, perhaps getting fitted for a tuxedo? Looks like he’ll be at the Kodak on Sunday… poor thing. Yes, By Lainey • Feb 18, 2009 01:50 am
Twilight Twilight at the Oscars? It’s supposed to be a celebration of the year that was in film. So Oscar producers have acknowledged that Twilight will have a “presence” on Sunday night. Needless to say, Twihards and super loser moms have taken this to mean that Robert Pattinson will show up to present. Which By Lainey • Feb 16, 2009 07:23 am
Twilight London girls > LA girls It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done. It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do By Lainey • Feb 09, 2009 08:39 am
Parent Pimps Remember when… That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Robert Pattinson was not included. And Twilight super losers probably believe it’s an even bigger snub than Springsteen for Best Song. Seriously, I have the hardest By Lainey • Jan 23, 2009 05:19 am
