Gorgessity Elephants, boykissing, blogs, whiners & Twi-Hards A lot to cover in this article so let’s make an agenda: 1.Eclipse the movie 2.Gloating 3.Cute banter 4.Cute girlfriend defence 5.Whiny defensive girlfriend 6.Bitching about bloggers 7.Pretty boy + elephants 8.Crazy bitches in the line-up Ready? The cover of the new By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 09:07 am
Assy Style These pictures are not for the fickle We discuss this all the time, how I can be so fickle. Laura’s Robert Pattinson problem is now 18 months old. This is a ridiculously long time for a celebrity crush. When I tell her this she tells me that I have no loyalty, and that she doesn’t By Lainey • Jun 24, 2010 05:30 am
Dumbass The Ashley Greene Standard of Comedy Oh...she just keeps giving. SO much material. And we have ourselves another over-reacher. Ashley Greene is currently promoting herself while promoting Eclipse. And she’s sharing with us her career plans. Apparently she reckons she has the goods to become a comedian. Who? Ashley Greene. From Twilight. "Comedy By Lainey • Jun 23, 2010 09:38 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart: corsets and hair ties Kristen Stewart and Tom Cruise Jr were in Stockholm today to promote Twilight Eclipse. Thanks God she’s rid herself of that weave. Leave that tacky ass sh-t to Ashley Greene. Love the corset detail on this dress. Love even more the hair tie around her wrist. On a more By Lainey • Jun 22, 2010 05:44 am
Girlcrushes The Kristen Stewart Style Book Written by Sarah This is how it’s done when you’re young and you’re fun. After a somewhat rough month in the media—first the Vogue kerfuffle then the controversial comments in Elle thing—Stewart, the actress who is supposed to be so dour and grim, bounced right By Lainey • Jun 17, 2010 06:17 am
Gorgessity Good hair, good suit, good interview I have a friend with a permanent hard-on for Robert Pattinson. Several of them actually. But this one in particular, she’s been campaigning to change me, to win me over to the “Rob side” as she calls it. And while my consistent response has been to tell her that By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 06:08 am
Twilight A shirtless career Without the charisma of Matthew McConaughey? But this is why Kellan Lutz works out so much. And likely his primary contribution to Immortals. This is Lutz getting costumed yesterday during a cigarette break on the Montreal set in a delightful loincloth that shows off his brawn. He is leaner than By Lainey • Jun 16, 2010 03:27 am
Twilight Putting Kellan Lutz in perspective Written by Sarah These Twilight kids, they all think they’re huge. Kellan Lutz thinks he’s bigger than them all. Not even divalicious Ashley Greene comes across as self-satisfied as Lutz does these days. Look at Lutz, photographed arriving in Montreal yesterday, smirking his way through the airport. Look By Lainey • Jun 15, 2010 04:04 am
Gorgessity Witherspoon & Pattinson: no story here I’m the first to admit we need drama. Love it. Which is why the tabloids will inevitably spin (and probably already have) that Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson are hooking up on the set of Water for Elephants. Because they look happy in these photos taken just before the By Lainey • Jun 14, 2010 08:53 am
Girlcrushes Kristen Stewart’s excellent apology Click here for my comments earlier this week about Kristen’s Stewart’s rape remark in Elle UK. I compared her asstalking to Megan Fox’s – a symptom of celebrity narcissism and youthful righteousness. Stewart has now issued an apology via People.com and here’s where her behaviour is By Lainey • Jun 04, 2010 05:37 am
Quiveration Jackson's disadvantage He's the hottest vampire in Twilight. The problem: he looks like sh-t in Twilight. That wig, the makeup, to say nothing of his limited opportunity to showcase anything but the most embarrassing expressions ...in a film full of bad acting examples, he unfortunately stands out. What sucks for By Lainey • Jun 03, 2010 08:28 am
Dumbass Kristen Stewart: a Megan Fox moment Kristen Stewart is featured this month in Elle UK. Click here for the scans. The photographs are cute and sexy and irreverent, the interview is rather unremarkable save for a cheeky moment at the end when she shows the reporter a personal photo of what’s assumed to be Stewart By Lainey • May 31, 2010 07:30 am
Girly Throw Downs Twilight Birthday Drama Today is Robert Pattinson’s birthday. Twi-Hards are celebrating with a new tattoo. You’ve seen this right? These losers keep denying they’re crazy. And then this sh-t comes out and it illustrates just how. Unfortunately this Twi-Hard holy day hasn’t started out so fortuitously. And now they’ By Lainey • May 13, 2010 06:13 am
Twilight The puppy wants a puppy Written by Sarah The Twilight cast hits up Oprah tomorrow in advance of Eclipse’s release next month. All week the Oprah Show has been releasing clips of Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner on the show. People.com ran this clip of Taylor Lautner answering the question, “What By Lainey • May 12, 2010 09:03 am
Dumbass Can you say “expendable”? Written by Sarah Late last night The Hollywood Reporter, Esq. broke the news that members of the Twilight cast are holding out for a bigger payday on Breaking Dawn, thus even further delaying the officially official announcement that Twilights 4 & 5: Romance of the Forest will go into production. By Lainey • May 11, 2010 04:13 am
Twilight Twilight reshoots for sh-ts and giggles As I have said many, many, many times before, familiar to those of you who’ve been hitting this site for a while (thank you!), Gossip is a Buffet. You can choose to believe that Jennifer Aniston really is the girl next door...who lives in Malibu. Or you can By Lainey • May 03, 2010 03:17 am
