Baby and Bump Obsession Brad & Johnny Got your attention? Both Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp were sighted yesterday in Venice. Johnny was with the entire family – Vanessa Paradis and their children, they visited the Guggenheim Museum. Unlike the Brange kids, J & V have been mostly successful in keeping their children undercover even though they’ve By Lainey • Apr 28, 2010 05:53 am
Gorgessity She doesn’t seem worried There was a bullsh-t story that came out yesterday that Vanessa Paradis was all insecure about Johnny Depp working with Angelina Jolie. Supposedly V is demanding that Johnny quit the movie because she doesn’t want him to do a love scene with the world’s most dangerous woman. Right. By Lainey • Mar 05, 2010 02:09 am
Faux Gossip Vanessa is not Jennifer The New York Post is reporting that Vanessa Paradis has essentially ordered Johnny Depp to drop out of The Tourist because she’s worried that Angelina will destroy their relationship and steal her man. The report comes from a source who claims that there’s an intense love scene between By Lainey • Mar 04, 2010 05:22 am
Style She should have been enough Not really sure why Kate Bosworth had to be at that Chanel event last night when Vanessa Paradis was there. She’s only, like, the coolest sh-t ever. And more chic and steeze than anything that Bosworth twat can snort. This is of course is why Johnny Depp couldn’t By Lainey • Feb 10, 2010 07:43 am
Gorgessity So rare, so good Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been By Lainey • Feb 26, 2009 07:07 am
Johnny Depp Thankful for Love And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that By Lainey • Oct 13, 2008 03:33 am
Quiveration Johnny Wet & Sweaty While Granny Freeze and Madonna desperate try to hold back time with Botox, yoga, and thousand dollar elixirs, chainsmoking Johnny Depp somehow manages to stay exactly the same… It’s the genes. Quiver over your Lifetime Man, in Florida the other night reuniting with his band The Kids for a By Lainey • Sep 02, 2008 02:29 am
Johnny Depp Johnny’s Father’s Day Weekend Who’s the hotter Hollywood dad? Brad or Depp? The Brange has been undercover for several days now, perhaps nesting before the birth of the Holy Twins, so it was the elusive Johnny Depp who arrived on Saturday in California where he spent Father’s Day weekend before heading back By Lainey • Jun 16, 2008 02:49 am
Johnny Depp Johnny Watching Vanessa Watching Johnny Depp Porn! Johnny Depp supposedly directed Vanessa in her new video L’incendie casting himself (it’s obvious, init?) as the object of her romance. As such… it’s like watching her dancing for him. And singing for him. And seducing him with her eyes. Even though there are people By Lainey • Mar 27, 2008 08:07 am
Brad Pitt Pas Encore Strange… I reported earlier that Angelina and Brad had put an offer on a house in France according to Us Weekly. My sources in France however tells me that that’s apparently news to the owners and the guests: “The deal is France is that once you have put an By Lainey • Mar 13, 2008 07:38 am
Johnny Depp French Obsessed Between Marion Cotillard and Vanessa Paradis, it is full on French Heaven these days. Can’t decide whose life I covet more: Marion has an Oscar and Guillaume Canet and she looks the way she looks but Vanessa has Johnny and her amazing gap teeth and that je ne sais By Lainey • Mar 10, 2008 11:05 am
Johnny Depp Sweet Depp Porn Have watched this clip about as many times as the sad ass McGoslings have seen the Notebook. I exaggerate. But I am no less pathetic. Well...maybe a little less. But you try it. You try it and tell me the Depp Porn doesn’t grab you in the heart By Lainey • Mar 05, 2008 10:03 am
Johnny Depp Her Boyfriend Can you imagine? Can you imagine calling Johnny Depp “my boyfriend”? F*ck! An interview with Vanessa Paradis a few weeks ago on style and fashion… Hate her! Love her! And she loves Feist! How I get dressed Singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, 35, on individual style, Johnny Depp and By Lainey • Feb 29, 2008 03:26 am
Johnny Depp Best Oscar Porn: Johnny & Vanessa Hers was my favourite black dress – beautifully constructed, up close you could see the gathers, and the way it fit around her waist was amazing. It was the first time I’d seen them together… was well worth the wait. Between Johnny and Vanessa, it’s not really porn like By Lainey • Feb 26, 2008 02:11 am
Johnny Depp Leather Pants & Sequins Only Johnny’s girl. Vanessa Paradis at the NRJ Awards making leather pants look chic and also making a fool out of anyone else who wants to try it. Want to flog myself for not appreciating her sooner. For criminally criticising her past Oscar originality. The shame! Depps will be By Lainey • Jan 26, 2008 07:00 pm
Johnny Depp Paris Paradis Vanessa Paradis on the Champs Elysee yesterday at the official Christmas lighting ceremony. Sigh. What it would be to spend Christmas in Paris. Rumour has it, Vanessa’s Johnny has just purchased for her a vineyard as a congratulations present for all the hard work she’s put into promoting By Lainey • Nov 26, 2007 07:00 pm
