Dumbass Posh sells books Several of you have emailed me about this today: sales of Harper Lee’s To Kill A Mockingbird have increased 123% on Amazon UK; it now occupies 38th spot on the bestseller list. The Beckham Bump. Does she know? OF COURSE she knows. As IF she hasn’t been googling By Lainey • Jul 19, 2011 09:59 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Photo shoots for Harper Seven She’s just a week old but already Harper Seven, thanks to her parents, is being well trained in the art of photo famewhoring... “candidly”, of course. Photos of Harper being cradled by both her mother and her father have been posted on David Beckham’s Facebook. Do you think By Lainey • Jul 18, 2011 08:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession One year of As IF-ing “Harper was a name that we’ve loved for a long time, you know, for a couple of reasons. One of the reasons is, um, Harper’s an old English name which we loved, and one of the other reasons, Victoria’s favourite book is To Kill a Mockingbird and By Lainey • Jul 15, 2011 09:32 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Harper Seven Beckham The Beckhams finally have a daughter. She was born yesterday somewhere around 7am. It was a scheduled c-section. Couldn’t be on Saturday because David had a game and Will & Kate were throwing a party. And you’ll note, the announcement of the name on David’s Facebook page By Lainey • Jul 11, 2011 04:34 am
Baby and Bump Obsession The Biggest As IF in the world David Beckham just posted this photo on his Facebook page: Took this pic of Victoria while she wasn't looking. She looks amazing, so close now to the baby being born! Um, as IF she wasn’t looking. As IF they didn’t try this at least 15 times, By Lainey • Jul 07, 2011 08:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Independence Beckham? The internets are abuzz about Victoria Beckham giving birth today. July 4th is the Beckham wedding anniversary. They’ve hinted that they want to make the day extra extra special. And since she’s having a c-section they can pretty much choose when and where. So rumour has it, it By Lainey • Jul 04, 2011 09:47 am
Girly Throw Downs Customer service vs Calories You hear about this restaurant drama involving Gordon Ramsay and “Lady Victoria”? (That’s what he calls her.) There’s a place called Gjelina in Venice. Angelina Jolie goes there, Lindsay Lohan, Kristen Stewart, a LOT of celebrities have been spotted there and this is where Ramsay took Victoria Beckham By Lainey • Jun 07, 2011 06:15 am
Royals LaLa’s Godfather? The Beckhams were invited to the Wedding of the Century. Naturally, the British tabloids have been quick to hop on their acquaintanceship-relationship, eager to manufacture some kind of bullsh-t headline that might move a few extra thousand copies or generate a few extra page views. As a traffic whore myself, By Lainey • May 10, 2011 05:04 am
Girly Throw Downs It’s Cheryl...vs Posh? Simon Cowell wanted her. And she was negotiating for a while with Fox, but today it’s been confirmed: Cheryl Cole is a judge on US X Factor. She’ll start shooting on Friday. Said Simon: “I’m thrilled for Cheryl. She is massively excited about this show, and has By Lainey • May 05, 2011 03:28 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks touches the bump! Remember when Posh and Becks posed on thrones at their wedding? I thought about this when I saw them arriving at the Royal Wedding. What Victoria must have thought of the understated elegance at Westminster Abbey. And the pomp and the privilege and all of it that money can’t By Lainey • May 02, 2011 03:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Putting off the Ultimate Upstage The Beckhams have come home to London as David and Victoria will be attending the Royal Wedding tomorrow. Becks apparently posted a video on his Facebook page about how excited he is to be going. While Kate Middleton seemed pretty relaxed however with just a day before they turn her By Lainey • Apr 28, 2011 04:55 am
Gorgessity Rough day at work Oh don’t tell me he’s not thinking it. Or imagining it. After all, this is the man who cheated on his wife with the low rent Rebecca Loos whose assets cannot even come close to Sofia Vergara’s. And while he may be on his best behaviour these By Lainey • Mar 29, 2011 06:15 am
Girly Throw Downs Anna’s biggest mistake The Wall Street Journal just profiled Anna Wintour. Or, more accurately, Anna Wintour’s power. If you’re into it, and you know I am, there are some fascinating anecdotes. I particularly like the one about Renee Zellweger, how Anna “closely managed her image”, which totally explains the hard posing, By Lainey • Mar 24, 2011 03:43 am
Girly Throw Downs Girls Sh-t over babies As I always say: Girl Sh-t is the Best Sh-t. And Spice Girl Sh-t is even better. Seems like they’re all pregnant right now. The latest to announce is Melanie Brown. She joins Emma Bunton and, of course, Victoria Beckham, all expecting babies later this year. Apparently Victoria hasn’ By Lainey • Mar 23, 2011 04:43 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Remove the cupcakes Like, get them away from her. You might think that’s the usual Victoria Beckham bitchface on display during the LA Galaxy game yesterday but I wonder if it’s not her legendary resolve and determination we are seeing. This is a woman who never, ever indulges. No sweets, no By Lainey • Mar 21, 2011 04:20 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa and other options So I’m sure you’ve heard. Because, seriously, it was broadcast around the world like relief for a natural disaster, as if it could possibly be that monumental: David Beckham confirmed the other day that he and Victoria are expecting a baby girl. "Obviously, we're very By Lainey • Mar 14, 2011 02:55 am
