Victoria Beckham His hair on the pitch, his wife is healthy Had to laugh the other day when I wrote about David Beckham’s latest hairstyle – click here –describing it as “military hipster” and my friend Lorella messaged me afterwards and said “Um, why don’t you just call it what it is”. 1. She knows me. 2. It totally is. By Lainey • Mar 10, 2011 04:56 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Black is slimming when you’re pregnant Because that’s totally something that Victoria Beckham needs to worry about. Posh arrived in London today in all black. As you know, she’s pregnant, due supposedly in July. The challenge for her then is to make sure that throughout her pregnancy, she appears as UNpregnant as possible. Apparently By Lainey • Mar 08, 2011 03:01 am
Royals Very deep side part David Beckham played for the LA Galaxy yesterday in a friendly game against Club Tijuana. As you can see, he’s working a very deep side part. Like military hipster, I guess. Jesus he is handsome. Speaking of fascinators and the Royal Wedding, the Beckhams have apparently been invited. Fortuitously, By Lainey • Mar 03, 2011 03:17 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Posh > Fergie As you know, the royal wedding invitations were mailed out last week to almost 2,000 family and friends which is actually considered a smaller affair than weddings past. Sarah Ferguson did not receive one. Her daughters, Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie, are on the list, of course, but their mother, By Lainey • Feb 21, 2011 01:38 am
Royals Kate Middleton or Anna Wintour Victoria Beckham has been in New York the last few days presenting her latest collection to the people who matter. Clever bitch that she is, she also let it drop that in addition to all the other famous people who’ve worn her designs (Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, By Lainey • Feb 15, 2011 04:02 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa on the move! Posh does not like to be photographed when pregnant. It wasn’t always like this. She was much more visible when she was expecting Brooklyn, willingly. And not averse to it with Romeo either. Cruz’s bump however was much more guarded. Naturally, many gossips attribute it to not wanting By Lainey • Feb 08, 2011 03:41 am
Baby and Bump Obsession LaLa or an Angel? In the recent issue of British Vogue, Victoria Beckham tells the magazine that: “Maybe one day another baby, but at this stage I think the chances of a girl are quite slim.” Not sure whether this interview took place before she found out she’s pregnant, but as I’m By Lainey • Jan 10, 2011 01:42 am
Baby and Bump Obsession New Year, no tits, no baby girl Victoria Beckham covers the new issue of British Vogue. It’s a ridiculously Try expression on her face on the cover, sure, but this is about as “stripped down” as it gets for Posh in terms of a magazine spread. Like, she’s wearing a sweater. And our faces aren’ By Lainey • Jan 04, 2011 08:10 am
Style Posh’s happy tears David Beckham accepted the Lifetime Achievement Award at the BBC Sports Personality of the Year event last night in London. The entire family came out to support, his wife and three children sat in the front row. Photos are attached of them arriving, Posh posing hard in her camel coat By Lainey • Dec 20, 2010 03:49 am
Amazingness Posh & the British First Lady Chill. I know that’s not the official term. But I only have so much room in my titles and “the wife of the Prime Minister” is a f-cking mouthful so can you not be such a tightass this one time and just deal? Because otherwise you won’t fully By Lainey • Dec 08, 2010 09:29 am
Smutty Surgery Posh is the most natural Mimi is still my favourite post of the day but this, this comes very, very close. Barry Manilow received some celebrity guests backstage at his show in Vegas this weekend. Look. It’s Teri Hatcher. And then it’s Victoria Beckham. Side by side, next to those two, Posh looks By Lainey • Nov 30, 2010 09:30 am
Baby and Bump Obsession Becks gets a massage I love this video. And it’s funny. HE is funny. And so impressively able to hold it together. It would have been over for me in the first 30 seconds. I won’t spoil it, you just have to watch. He really does a great job. Victoria and his By Lainey • Oct 28, 2010 03:51 am
Quiveration Underpants! Maturity? Not in this post. David Beckham had to change his pants due to injury – or something, does it matter??? – during the LA Galaxy game yesterday and was photographed in his underwear. Victoria did once say that her husband was hung like a horse. Then again, her quote was specifically By Lainey • Oct 25, 2010 07:52 am
Cheating Loins She’ll carry it when it matches Her luggage I mean. And only then for a few minutes, just to make sure we see the entire outfit. Victoria Beckham travelled from LA to London yesterday after presenting a united front with husband David during the recent prostitution scandal. The Beckhams, as you know, claim it’s all By Lainey • Oct 04, 2010 10:41 am
BFFs Posh’s consolation prize: Anna Wintour’s carrot She’s currently living through yet another cheating scandal and even if it’s a fraud, as they are so indignantly claiming, it doesn’t make it any less embarrassing, especially since the new alleged incident is bringing up memories of the old Loos incident. Remember when she used her By Lainey • Sep 27, 2010 08:36 am
Dumbass Becks is a 7½ Apparently he thought paying for it would buy him discretion. As opposed to the other times, with that Loos woman, when it was free and enjoyable but she couldn’t keep her mouth shut, David Beckham must have figured that hiring someone to f-ck him on the side would guarantee By Lainey • Sep 22, 2010 03:31 am
