Victoria Beckham Posh October? I first wrote about this last week – click here for a refresher - that gossips out of the UK were reporting that Anna Wintour finally relented, and that Posh, after heeding Anna’s orders, removing her tits, and staying out of the pap eye for a while, has been rewarded By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 06:19 am
Style Finally her time? Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but she& By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 12:45 pm
Douchebags Cruz and Becks matching haircuts Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 05:28 am
Victoria Beckham Posh swings Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing at the By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 08:34 am
Style Posh dots, white, high waisted, and flatter? Sunday night she was supposedly pissy Posh when David and Tom Cruise were manwhoring right in front of her at Hyde. Not sure if I buy that story. I would have done if the plant hadn’t included details about Tom participating in the straight flirtation. Like, please. Anyway, doesn’ By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 04:03 am
Jock Smut Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
BFFs Becks has a new ring Of roses. 10 roses around his arm, a brand new tat, to symbolise 10 years of marriage. He showed it off during practice the other day and again last night upon arrival in New York. Becks is with the Galaxy, in town for a match against the New York Red By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:27 am
Faux Gossip No, because he’s married Big surprise. The UK tabloids reported something and it turned out to be wrong. Shocking, non? Last week they put out a story about David Beckham posing with Angelina Jolie for Armani underwear. Becks has now denied the claim on the grounds that… He’s married! "You know (Angelina) By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:38 am
Victoria Beckham Beckhams back to Hollywood! They must have been rushed for their flight. David and Victoria at Heathrow on Friday head back to LA as Becks rejoins the Galaxy. Check it, and hold on to your concrete tits, because Posh appears to be wearing very, very, VERY little makeup. …the f-ck? I’m telling you. By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 03:03 am
Famewhores Back to real life Because their real life is so grueling. Posh and Becks were celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary in the Seychelles but returned today, touching down at Heathrow looking coordinated and perfect, with their grim faces on for the paps like they’re sad to see them. Oh please. After picking up By Lainey • Jul 10, 2009 02:52 am
The Beckhams The Video Last week the new Beckham Armani ads were released. Husband and Wife PoseHard in their underwear with a giant rope. Needless to say, Victoria isn’t smiling. But now a behind-the-scenes video is available – thanks Lynzi! And Posh giggles…twice! As we always say she is so much cuter when By Lainey • Jul 08, 2009 05:33 am
Cheese Posehard in your underwear Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like By Lainey • Jul 02, 2009 09:14 am
Famewhores No photos for a week The Beckhams have been vacationing in the French Riviera for a week or so during which time there have been no photos of the family, save for a few shots of their arrival at the airport. Since then nothing. Until today as they were spotted departing. It has nothing to By Lainey • Jun 25, 2009 02:42 am
Girly Throw Downs Concrete downgrade requested by Anna Wintour? The Sun is reporting that Posh is currently convalescing in the South of France from a recent breast reduction. Becks and the boys are with her. Apparently she had the procedure in LA 3 weeks ago…which means that they would have already been taken down when we saw her By Lainey • Jun 17, 2009 02:41 am
Quiveration Why aren’t you in your underwear? As you know, he and his wife are the spokesbodies for the Armani underwear line. David Beckham played for England and enjoyed a 6-0 win yesterday over Andorra and today showed up at Selfridges for an in-store appearance to promote the brand and unveil a new ad. F-ck he is By Lainey • Jun 11, 2009 03:06 am
Assy Style Concrete tweaked! There she is! It’s the Posh. And she’s been laying low recently. And we’ve missed her concrete tits. But here they are, sitting up high and fully rock hard tweaked, in London today to support Becks at the England match. She pretends she hates the paps but By Lainey • Jun 10, 2009 02:53 am
