Smutty Surgery Don’t talk about her concrete tits Well… At least she’s not denying it. Victoria Beckham appears on the cover of October issue of Elle Magazine. Horrid photo – click here for a refresher. New pages from inside have just been released – see them here - as well as more details from her interview. She discusses being By Lainey • Sep 10, 2009 05:03 am
Girly Throw Downs Anna still tortures And this is good. I was skeptical about it at first – click here for more. After all, Anna Wintour relenting to allow Victoria Beckham on the cover of her magazine? It seemed premature. Anna would want to drag that sh-t out for years. She would find it distasteful, Mrs Beckham’ By Lainey • Sep 02, 2009 03:30 am
Style So many Poshes Remember that ad Victoria Beckham shot in London a few weeks ago? On a swing? For her dress collection? Click here to see the images. Well now the commercial has been released. Below. The only Posh you see is at the very end, a corner of her head and her By Lainey • Sep 01, 2009 05:21 am
Famewhores Have you seen Posh? This is how you stay incognito walking through LAX and Heathrow. Victoria Beckham travelled from Los Angeles to London yesterday and tried desperately to go unnoticed by wearing a large white hate, carrying a large white bag, in sky high heels, with Romeo and his teddy bear. Romeo used to By Lainey • Aug 19, 2009 04:23 am
Dumbass Robo sells at Maxfield? …the f-ck??? For those who’ve never been to Maxfield in West Hollywood… Super ultra luxe. Like crazy crazy luxe. I once became obsessed with a Rick Owens jacket there and Jacek told me I could jump up his ass because it would have meant not making our car payments By Lainey • Aug 14, 2009 07:24 am
Bad Style Oh Anna, what have you done? Look at Posh’s face. The foundation. The skintone lips. She looks hideous. F-cking hideous. It’s Victoria Beckham today in Boston for the American Idol auditions wearing ten inches of foundation and bronzer. She had toned down this sh-t, you see, to appease Anna Wintour as she campaigned for By Lainey • Aug 13, 2009 01:03 pm
Victoria Beckham Skinny Judgy Posh She was purple in Denver the other day for American Idol auditions and extra, extra thin. Look at those bones popping, and the skeletal arm… Apparently some people weren’t thrilled to see her. Knowing she’d be on tv judging and being judged, Victoria Beckham must have not eaten By Lainey • Aug 09, 2009 05:50 am
Victoria Beckham Posh October? I first wrote about this last week – click here for a refresher - that gossips out of the UK were reporting that Anna Wintour finally relented, and that Posh, after heeding Anna’s orders, removing her tits, and staying out of the pap eye for a while, has been rewarded By Lainey • Aug 04, 2009 06:19 am
Style Finally her time? Has Anna Wintour relented? I truly, truly hope not. But Hello Magazine in the UK (thanks JH!) is reporting that she’ll “appear on the cover of a prestigious US publication later this year.” According to Hello’s source "It's all been kept very hush-hush, but she& By Lainey • Jul 27, 2009 12:45 pm
Douchebags Cruz and Becks matching haircuts Heh. Cruz has a hawk. And Becks is showing off a new cut too. I love. I die. While Posh was sitting stiffly on a swing yesterday, David Beckham took his boys shopping – I guess this is how they parent? Because Victoria takes them shopping with her all the time By Lainey • Jul 24, 2009 05:28 am
Victoria Beckham Posh swings Heh. Can you imagine if it was the other swing? Like Becks gets to f-ck Katie Holmes and Posh and Tom Cruise try on clothes together? Win-win for everyone! No, Posh is swinging for reals. For a TV commercial shoot in London. Swinging in Louboutins. Swinging AND posing at the By Lainey • Jul 23, 2009 08:34 am
Style Posh dots, white, high waisted, and flatter? Sunday night she was supposedly pissy Posh when David and Tom Cruise were manwhoring right in front of her at Hyde. Not sure if I buy that story. I would have done if the plant hadn’t included details about Tom participating in the straight flirtation. Like, please. Anyway, doesn’ By Lainey • Jul 21, 2009 04:03 am
Sports Becks rattled, Posh burned The LA Galaxy played at home vs AC Milan yesterday – Becks had a good game, delivered a solid performance, and helped on both Galaxy goals but many fans were unmoved and unforgiving of his perceived disloyalty to the team. He tried to convince the press later on that he was By Lainey • Jul 20, 2009 02:51 am
BFFs Becks has a new ring Of roses. 10 roses around his arm, a brand new tat, to symbolise 10 years of marriage. He showed it off during practice the other day and again last night upon arrival in New York. Becks is with the Galaxy, in town for a match against the New York Red By Lainey • Jul 15, 2009 03:27 am
Faux Gossip No, because he’s married Big surprise. The UK tabloids reported something and it turned out to be wrong. Shocking, non? Last week they put out a story about David Beckham posing with Angelina Jolie for Armani underwear. Becks has now denied the claim on the grounds that… He’s married! "You know (Angelina) By Lainey • Jul 14, 2009 04:38 am
Victoria Beckham Beckhams back to Hollywood! They must have been rushed for their flight. David and Victoria at Heathrow on Friday head back to LA as Becks rejoins the Galaxy. Check it, and hold on to your concrete tits, because Posh appears to be wearing very, very, VERY little makeup. …the f-ck? I’m telling you. By Lainey • Jul 13, 2009 03:03 am
