Victoria Beckham Bunion Break! The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 09:47 am
Cheating Loins You Promise? Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going By Lainey • Oct 27, 2008 07:39 am
Victoria Beckham Becks Milan, Posh India As I’m sure you’ve heard, David Beckham is reportedly joining AC Milan on loan to play this winter so that he can keep his eligibility…something like that. The technical details for the purposes of this column are not important. What is important is that it looks like By Lainey • Oct 23, 2008 04:58 am
Victoria Beckham Animé or Boy Band? Mr and Mrs Beckham found themselves in the same city at the same time on Friday night – it’s been hard for the couple to spend quality time together these days…so they took the opportunity to go out for dinner and get photographed in London. Knowing however that the By Lainey • Oct 20, 2008 04:15 am
Victoria Beckham Posh Animé Posh was in Germany yesterday promoting her jeans, trying harder than f-ck to sell her style. What is the Victoria Beckham style? Everybody says her style is Alien. I say her style is becoming Animé. She looks like a Japanese cartoon. Those angles on her face making her eyes By Lainey • Oct 16, 2008 07:30 am
Victoria Beckham Another airport classic Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn What? Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight? You mean you don’t? Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a By Lainey • Oct 14, 2008 03:14 am
Girly Throw Downs Throwdown: Mischa vs Posh! So apparently Mischa has nothing better to do but beg designers for a seat during London Fashion Week. That would be because she’s almost Tara Reid: Zero career, zero prospects, zero potential. Still… Mischa fashions herself a fashion girl, which may have been the case once upon a time, By Lainey • Oct 09, 2008 04:15 am
Famewhores Friends with Gwen Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for By Lainey • Oct 07, 2008 10:12 am
Famewhores Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. So By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:22 am
Famewhores The Porn Pretenders There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, By Lainey • Oct 05, 2008 05:14 am
Famewhores Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. By Lainey • Oct 03, 2008 03:24 am
BFFs Matching…and Presenting! Seriously… Why can’t they just hold hands? Just once? Tom Cruise took his Robo out for dinner last night and as you can see, as usual, he had to present her to the paps, guiding her like a delicate lady child to and from the restaurant. You will note By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 03:33 am
Quiveration The Heel-less Posh Always entertaining, the Beckhams. Always better together than they are apart. Love. Them. And you are not seeing things. Here are Victoria and David in NYC at Macy’s on Friday promoting their new fragrance Signature. She is wearing thigh high boots, 5 and a half inches… without a heel. By Lainey • Sep 29, 2008 02:31 am
Famewhores Big Apple Pose-Off! Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, By Lainey • Sep 25, 2008 07:00 am
Quiveration This man is not having sex… Victoria Beckham is busy. She’s a designer now. She’s trying to be DVF. As such, she says she isn’t ready for a fourth child, and reveals specifically that: I’m not even trying to get pregnant at the moment. Translation: David is not having sex. I don’ By Lainey • Sep 23, 2008 04:44 am
Gwen Stefani Gwen Appropriate Gwen Stefani is a clothes horse. A fashion plate. A style maverick. But only on her own days. In other words – the anti Posh. Gwen and Gavin Rossdale went to a wedding this weekend. Instead of trying to outshine the bride in an extravagant gown that would have been the By Lainey • Sep 22, 2008 08:54 am
