Gwyneth Paltrow Posh: the Primetime Debut Virtually every critic has slammed her special with every disparaging adjective possible. Meanwhile, the British papers are salivating over the savage reviews, gleeful in their premature assessment that the Beckham defection has not gone unpunished. And though the numbers have yet to be announced (at press time), going purely from By Lainey • Jul 17, 2007 08:00 am
Penelope Cruz Posh & Becks: the choreographed first weekend First full weekend in Los Angeles, Victoria and David spent most of it undercover but for a very, very high profile visit with the boys to Toys R Us. First though – Posh paid a visit to Jay Leno on The Tonight Show on Friday, smiling a lot, giggling a lot, By Lainey • Jul 16, 2007 08:00 am
Kid Rock Rockin’ Stella and a Cane My Gwyneth … off crutches and stylin’ with a cane and the help of her friend Stella McCartney – love it. Here she is alongside Aerin Lauder at an Estee Lauder event in NYC. Casual chic gorgessity and of course. But of course her cane is from none other than Tom Ford. By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham All Smiles…even Posh! Victoria Beckham doing a Hello Kitty smile!!! Love, love, love. For those of you unfamiliar with Hello Kitty Asian culture – for some reason, my homeland people (the girls in particular) can’t pull off a full frontal grin without hunching forward and throwing their hands straight up in front of By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Beckham Landing Clusterf*ck at LAX last night as the Beckhams landed. Fans, photographers, people screaming their balls off… was told it was quite the scene and even the Beckhams themselves seemed taken aback which in itself is a surprise. They flew commercial, they pretty much announced their travel plans, they sent By Lainey • Jul 13, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams En Route As reported in yesterday’s column, after her silent admission that David did indeed goose Rebecca Loos and that she chose to tough through it, am now more convinced that ever that Posh will never let him go. The Beckhams are for life, perhaps not out of passion but certainly By Lainey • Jul 12, 2007 08:00 am
Marc Anthony Quiveration Overload Had a taste of the Beckham W Magazine spread yesterday…now there’s more. Total loin explosion. A full frontal of them kissing – check him out. Eyes closed, grabbing her head from behind. And him mounting her backside. And that lucky bitch with her head around his groin. And get By Lainey • Jul 11, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Hotness and the Plastic Major, major, MAJOR quiveration. And of course she’s airbrushed all over but I have to tell you – they sell it well and they sell it shamelessly. Even if they"re full of sh-t, I totally worship these two together, would be devastated if they ever came apart. The By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Bullsh-t Like Beckham They all believe their own bullsh-t. What’s amazing about Victoria is that as ludicrous as it is, her version of the truth, somehow she manages to keep a straight face…as is the case with her concrete tits. Not only does she claim they’re authentic, she also insists By Lainey • Jul 10, 2007 08:00 am
Denise Richards Thin & Tan > Young The Posh Philosophy: always choose skinny and orange over wrinkle-free and healthy. Here they are, the Beckhams at the tail end of their French vacation before making their Los Angeles debut later this week. A rare occasion: both look sh-t together – he with his two tone head to facial hair By Lainey • Jul 09, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Daily Bitch… Please! In preparation for her publicity tour to promote her one hour special on NBC airing July 16th, Posh has pulled an Angelina, her people insisting that members of the press sign a release agreeing to focus interviews solely on the reality show and not on the Beckham’s personal life. By Lainey • Jul 04, 2007 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckham Jersey Exclusive Giveaway!!! This will be a hot one so please read details closely? Don"t mean to be a pickle ass but I want you to win which means I want to make sure your entry is received. Please forgive? OK so about Becks... As you all know, David Beckham is By Lainey • Jul 02, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham British Becks Many concur: it was a kneejerk reaction, a decision based on emotion, a decision made prematurely, and a decision he is supposedly regretting more every day, though with a stiff upper lip he will gamely honour his promise. David Beckham, on the eve of his move to America, in London By Lainey • Jul 01, 2007 08:00 pm
Lindsay Lohan The Outside Gym What is it with Promises anyway? A luxurious rehab facility with an exorbitant fix-me fee doesn"t have an in house gym good enough for Lindsay Lohan? Please. Apparently she had to dash out for 3 hours yesterday to get in a not so quick work out. I don& By Lainey • Jun 20, 2007 08:00 pm
John Mayer The Man Coloured Pedi Your opinion? I’m undecided. Because if David Beckham decided to rock some wine coloured toes, I’d be all over it. My husband however? Nuh uh. I can’t even imagine asking him. The other day as we were heading out to the golf course I suggested he style By Lainey • Jun 18, 2007 08:00 pm
Victoria Beckham Choreographed Reality TV Love it. From six episodes to a one hour special, Victoria’s America television debut will be called Victoria Beckham: Coming to America – 50 or so minutes of Victoria rehearsing her candid moments with makeup on the entire time which I will totally watch, even though a bit disappointed. Having By Lainey • Jun 13, 2007 08:00 pm
