Brad Pitt Last Word on the Pitts Contrary to what you may be reading about the baby having been born already, my sources are insisting that Baby Jolie-P has yet to make its arrival. And on a Buddhist note (which Angelina has been known to practice) it would be EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY contrary to principle to begin a By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Sarah Michelle Gellar: just another TV girl Talk about nails on chalkboard. Here’s a bitch I can’t stand above all others, even Jennifer Aniston. Sanctimonious, rude, condescending – yet another tv girl hoping to make the big screen leap. Um…newsflash, Mrs. Freddie. Get in line and, while you’re at it, grow a new attitude. By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Sean Diddy Combs Posh & Becks pre-party with Diddy Speaking of my favourite couple, check out Vicky and David in London last night for Diddy’s party, one night before their own supposed pre-World Cup celebration. Mrs. Beckham has killer style, don’t you think? And please…save it about her busted face. You should be numb to it By Lainey • May 21, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Skitty is the new skank Please skip to the next if you don’t care for vocabulary discussions. My new favourite word: SKITTY. From my new London lexicon (the English are so deliciously catty, don’t you think??) meaning dirty, trashy, nasty – used to describe girls like Sienna Miller, for example, and NOT meant to By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
Kevin Federline Heather Mills: gold digger on the loose If Dean McDermott and Kevin Federline are the crown princes of golddiggery, Heather Mills must be the current Empress Dowager. On the 0ff chance you’ve been avoiding gossip over the last 2 days, you should know that Macca’s cut her loose, making Stella very happy, and yet so By Lainey • May 18, 2006 08:00 am
Paris Hilton Intro for May 16, 2006 Dear gossips, Two words about London? Smutty sophistication. Y’all are some hardcore gossips and I love you for it. Here are some of the delightful things I’ve picked up from my delightful new English sources. Try to keep up: 1. Apparently, Golden Balls waxes everything. EVERYTHING. Indeed, if By Lainey • May 16, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Katie Holmes: not Mamarexic Judging from the expression on his face, Tom clearly isn"t thrilled about how his picture is faring at the box office. TomKat were out and about this weekend, with Katie rockin" her skinnys, proving they don"t just look good on little twigs, exposing a little By Lainey • May 07, 2006 08:00 am
Kate Moss Most Disappointing: Posh Spice Oh Vicky. How she let us down. "member what I said yesterday about prom dresses and bridesmaids gowns? Yeah well here"s an example. So many things suck about this choice but in the interest of time, I"ll just name a couple. First of all - By Lainey • May 01, 2006 08:00 am
Britney Spears Mrs. Beckham in the Big Apple So nice to see a woman stick with her only Goddess-given talent. Posh could give Jennifer Aniston a few pointers, doncha think? Here"s Vicky and her ski lift nose in spectacular red on a shopping trip in NYC. For all the times that Britney Spears has left her By Lainey • Apr 30, 2006 08:00 am
Jude Law Jude Law and a question about armpit hair So here"s Jude at play with his kids. Very charming, doting family, all good. I"ve never been a Jude Law admirer myself. Polka dot pretty boys aren"t my thing. Especially ones that don’t look like they can throw a ball without breaking a By Lainey • Apr 25, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Posh shops for baubles Don’t bother. I know she"s barely breathing. I might be a biased bitch but I"m not a blind biased bitch. But as I"ve said before, I choose to ignore her starving and plastic compulsions. Because you know what? The woman is married to By Lainey • Apr 24, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham Leave my Posh alone My girl Mrs. Beckham has taken a lot of heat recently for these pics, snapped last weekend as she was leaving dinner in London. “She’s too thin, she’s like the walking dead, she needs to lay off the plastic surgery, she’s so plastic”…and on and on By Lainey • Apr 04, 2006 08:00 am
Victoria Beckham The Beckhams at the game Speaking of Romeo, check out his brother Brooklyn with his mother in the VIP box watching daddy play. She"s pretty cute with her kids, non? Especially when there are cameras about. My sources are buzzing overseas that Vicky"s been having a hell of a time getting By Lainey • Mar 28, 2006 07:00 am
Gwyneth Paltrow It"s not Mortimer Martin I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my By Lainey • Mar 26, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria & the boys: two years later Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
