Gwyneth Paltrow It"s not Mortimer Martin I know you must be sick and tired of me saying this but please gossips, please beware of amateur gossip. Gwyneth Paltrow, despite what you have read, is not naming her kid Mortimer. It was a joke she made for an online interview with Ross Mathews. Here"s my By Lainey • Mar 26, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Victoria & the boys: two years later Nearly 2 years ago, the Beckham brand was in crisis. One after another the floozies came forward with explicit detail about David"s penchant for naughty text messaging and his apparently insatiable appetite in the bedroom. If you choose to relive the sordid tale go through my archives and By Lainey • Mar 20, 2006 07:00 am
Tom Cruise From MC in Boston: on "the" Tom Cruise photo As a stay at home mom of two boys ages 3 and 5, It"s such a nice change of pace from Dr. Seuss books and Tonka Trucks. Now that I have buttered you up, Please help me in solving this very important mystery ( we"ve been watching By Lainey • Mar 13, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay"s bad choice Bet your boob job this dress costs more than a full day at Covenant House Vancouver which, in case you"re wondering, is $9,000 - providing food, shelter, clothing, and counseling for 66 kids who would otherwise be living on the streets. So if you had nine grand By Lainey • Mar 06, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Worshipping the Beckhams Feast your eyes on David. The man got a hair cut and my loins are on fire. Does he have a brain underneath those beautiful blonde locks? Hell no. Do I care? Absolutely not. The man has a package, he knows what to do with it, and we have it By Lainey • Feb 28, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham From Meredyth C: Posh sucks Victoria Beckham and her eating disorder is not cool. I love all your other opinions. Dear Meredyth, I fully acknowledge my sick obsession. It is indeed an illness I can"t seem to overcome, perhaps because it"s a parallel affliction that mirrors Victoria"s special vices. By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Nicole Kidman Why I love Cate Aside from the obvious - her cool patrician looks, her flawless style, her elegance, her dignified celebrity behaviour, and the list goes on and on and on - I love Cate for the fact that she married an ordinary bloke and has stayed married to the same ordinary bloke for By Lainey • Feb 01, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham From Ana: Mark Ruffalo for the Freebie 5 Mark Ruffalo. He"s handsome and talented, with several movies coming out in 2006. And on top of all that, has a very sexy voice. (I consider that an important factor, which is why I second Peter Saarsgard"s nomination and why David Beckham will never quite reach By Lainey • Jan 23, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham Ryan & Reese: over the top? Look, I’m all over the fairy tale. You know me, right? I love illusions. Case in point - my obsession with the Beckhams. Now what relationship is more manufactured than that??? So when it comes to Ryan and Reese, I am more than willing to take it at face By Lainey • Jan 18, 2006 07:00 am
Victoria Beckham From Mo S: David Beckham sucks! Please, please take Beckham OFF that Freebie 5 list! Are you crazy? He has a small football in place of a brain, is as vain as a peacock and … the voice! Have you HEARD him speak? Do you really find that falsetto estuary twang a turn-on? Maybe it sounds exotic By Lainey • Jan 15, 2006 07:00 am
Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan: the Vanity Fair article Listen up gossips. I am all over her bandwagon. In fact, I"m officially fascinated. I know it's wrong. I know it's so Beckham, but I can't help myself. The girl is like a smut magnet, drawing me in. Devoured every word of By Lainey • Jan 08, 2006 07:00 am
