Vin Diesel Shrek & The Rock make a movie There will be a fifth Fast & Furious movie. Yes, I agree. Oh lawd. But the People rushed the fourth one with the return of Shrek and Paul Walker. The People supported the franchise. And so the People are getting another. It will be called Fast Five. And Shrek and By Lainey • Jul 14, 2010 04:20 am
Dumbass Shrek Diesel DVD Already? Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting. Shrek showed up on By Lainey • Jul 17, 2009 03:11 am
Dumbass Shrek drive fast car Q: why do they keep making these movies? A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and By Lainey • Mar 13, 2009 03:22 am
Vin Diesel Vin Diesel on Broadway Shrek the Musical opens in Seattle today, heading to Broadway in December. Here’s Shrek as he will appear on stage played by Brian d'Arcy James. Terrible casting. Was Vin Diesel unavailable? As I’ve been saying for years, Vin Diesel IS Shrek. And everyone else is a By Lainey • Aug 14, 2008 04:12 am
Ebola Victims Another Maybe Gaybe Has a Baby Vin Diesel has a girlfriend?!? Vin Diesel had a baby?!? Even more shocking… there are people who actually STILL care? Amazingly enough, yes…though these days it’s fewer and fewer. This is why he has to make yet another Fast and Furious movie. But if Ebola Paris Hilton can By Lainey • Jun 06, 2008 03:57 am
Cameron Diaz The Daily Skitty: Heather Graham When I first met my husband, the two women on his Freebie 5 were Cameron Diaz and Heather Graham. Obviously, I married a blind man who grew up in a trailer park. And while his mother would totally kill me if she knew I said that – because Poles are far, By Lainey • May 20, 2006 08:00 am
Ben Affleck Vin Diesel: classic beefcake gay There are many types of gays. Naturally my friends and I love to label them all. Off the top of my head: there are fashionista gays, straightlaced gays, arty gays, motorbike butchy gays, Ian McKellan gays, and of course the beefcake gays - Oiled up, veins popping, muscles bulging, stupid By Lainey • May 09, 2006 08:00 am
Vin Diesel From Lea: on Vin Diesel I admit Vin isn"t going to ever win an Oscar but if you"ve ever watched fast and the furious, there is one scene that will send you into a fantasy world like no other. The scene where Vin Diesel and his girlfriend are in the garage By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Vin Diesel Vin"s Euro kiss Oh.My.Sh*t. Vin Diesel kissing a woman??? Apparently yes. As you can see from my good friends in Sweden. Does Shrek really prefer chicks? Or is that just a man in drag? Check out the wig, the hands, and the nose, y"all. Very debatable, non? By Lainey • Feb 26, 2006 07:00 am
Jennifer Lopez The Daily Ugly: Jesse Metcalfe in Australia OK, let’s have it out once and for all. My guess is he's gay. You want evidence? I’ll give you evidence. How about the makeup? Check. How about the perfectly groomed soul patch – for just a hint of laughable manly man machismo? Check. And the meticulously By Lainey • Feb 19, 2006 07:00 am
Vin Diesel The Daily Ugly: Vin Diesel Have no idea why some people consider him a quiver-worthy babe. Really??? Because I wouldn"t f*ck Vin Diesel even if it meant Joaquin an hour later. And not just because he looks like Shrek. Truth be told though, Vin wouldn"t want me either and it By Lainey • Feb 16, 2006 07:00 am
Vin Diesel The Weekly Smutty Riddle Before I launch into this week"s smutty riddle, please read the following about blind item guesses. There are many of you who are new to the site…WELCOME! Just a reminder to read through the archives when you have a chance so that you"ll know who& By Lainey • Jan 24, 2006 07:00 am
