What Else What Else? I’ve become obsessed with wigs lately. I feel like an idiot asshole for not embracing wigs earlier. Because you can try so many different hairstyles without permanence. Good wig game is a pain in the ass though. Your hair has to be braided super tight. And then sewn together. By Lainey • Feb 26, 2018 05:05 pm
What Else What Else? Ashton Kutcher is another This F-cking Guy for me. Sure. He’s cut down on his f-cksh-t now that he’s with Mila Kunis and is a father but now he’s trying to revisionist his old f-cksh-t and it’s still the same f-cksh-t. Have you heard about how By Lainey • Feb 23, 2018 03:48 pm
What Else What Else? Every curling headline over the last couple of weeks during the Olympics has made me laugh. Especially this one about Curling vs Scientology … sort of. But, seriously, the obsession with curling, or the obsession with tweeting about curling, has been amazing. Curling is on TV in Canada all winter. But By Lainey • Feb 22, 2018 03:58 pm
What Else What Else? Jay-Z spent a lot of money on his friend’s birthday this weekend. Apparently he was giving bottles away. Bottles worth more than $1,000. And he “only” tipped 15%. Which still amounted to $11K. If you’re the recipient of an $11K tip that represented 15%, are you bitching By Lainey • Feb 21, 2018 04:32 pm
What Else What Else? Farts on a plane! Has this ever happened to you? Some flatulence drama went down on a flight from Dubai to Amsterdam recently and several people ended up getting kicked off and banned for life from flying on that airline. This is a very important issue about travelling. If you By Lainey • Feb 20, 2018 04:35 pm
What Else What Else? Lionel Richie has three children. Which mean he’s been through the teens twice and has almost completed his third lap as Sofia Richie is 19 years old. So he knows the tricks, presumably. Or maybe he’s forgotten. Because when a 19 year old in love hears her DAD By Lainey • Feb 19, 2018 04:58 pm
What Else What Else? This cat though. I want a day in this cat’s life to be narrated by the dude who narrated the honey badger video. Maybe my mother could narrate a day in this cat’s life. Actually, no. My ma also has no f-cks to give, like this cat. So By Lainey • Feb 16, 2018 02:56 pm
What Else What Else? I’m not saying I qualify for the Drake Scholarship Program that also includes shopping sprees to Saks but it’s still a fun game to play. That said, Odalie Paret, the recipient of Drake’s latest public generosity was only given 45 minutes in the store. Not to look By Lainey • Feb 15, 2018 04:40 pm
What Else What Else? A lot of my focus the last two weeks has been on my Chinese New Year health rituals. Which means my doctor has been seeing a lot of me lately. And I’ve been all over her about the vaccines I need. Like the chicken pox vaccine and/or the By Lainey • Feb 14, 2018 04:43 pm
What Else What Else? Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom might be back together and here’s the evidence for it. All you need to know is the Maldives. I’ve been to the Maldives. It’s beautiful. It’s quiet. It’s pretty far. I’m not sure you go to the Maldives to By Lainey • Feb 13, 2018 04:40 pm
What Else What Else? As noted today in Smutty Shout-Outs, Craig McMorris’s commentary during the slopestyle Olympics snowboarding events is one of the advantages we have here in Canada on CBC over other countries’ Olympic broadcast. The advantage that NBC has in America over everyone else in figure skating is Johnny Weir. His By Lainey • Feb 12, 2018 04:47 pm
What Else What Else To those of you who’ve emailed all “WHAT ABOUT THE TIGER?”, you’re right. It’s actually the Tiger’s turn on Monday to be profiled and not the Ox. I’m an Ox. So, narcissistically, I was trigger-happy. Monday is the Tiger, Tuesday is the Ox. Wednesday will By Lainey • Feb 09, 2018 04:37 pm
What Else What Else? I guess I’m too old…or not old enough? Because I thought “forking” was a euphemism for something else. But it’s actually a facial treatment using forks. And Madonna is doing it. There are some other details here about her daily beauty routine, which sounds exhausting – and I By Lainey • Feb 08, 2018 04:43 pm
What Else What Else? Sasha and I start a conversation about Kylie Jenner which was my plan all along because what I really wanted to talk about was ear blackheads and squeezing all the sh-t out of them. Also we role-play a situation in which you find out that your husband made mixtape for By Lainey • Feb 07, 2018 03:35 pm
What Else What Else? Do you have any home reno plans this year? We had to put off our reno plans last year because Jacek went through a low luck streak. Ma says this year is free and clear though so there’s a sh-tload of work to do in the basement – new bathroom, By Lainey • Feb 06, 2018 05:20 pm
What Else What Else? In the days leading up to the Super Bowl, there was a lot of hand-wringing about the fans in Philadelphia, about how they have the worst reputation of any sports city. Then Philly fans tried to defend themselves – sure, we have a few sh-theads among us we’re not that By Lainey • Feb 05, 2018 04:44 pm
